Job Opportunity

Job Opportunity; Exciting new position.
Topic Started: Nov 6 2009, 10:04 AM (614 Views)
Phleeper	Nov 6 2009, 10:04 AM Post #1
BWA Hardcore Posts: 387 Group: BWA Members Member #451 Joined: April 14, 2009 Team Supported: Shepshed Charterhouse and descendents	Gresley FC invite applications for the newly created post of underwear untangler. This position has arisen this week as our supporters have got their knickers in a twist over Shepshed even more than normal. The job is full time hours and is initially on a temporary basis, although there is a good chance that it may lead on to a permanent role (especially after they read this) . Allowances will be paid, if the applicant is prepared to deal with the apparel of our more generously proportioned supporters . Applications in writing to the secretary, Gresley FC, The Moat Ground, Moat Street, Church Gresley, Swadlincote. Derbyshire. DE11 9RE. We are an equal opportunities employer, although we are unable to accept any applications from the LE11 or LE12 postal districts.
	Flying the Black and White flag over Staffordshire since 1986.


Andy Mac	Nov 6 2009, 10:19 AM Post #2
Mountsorrel Branch Posts: 2,990 Group: BWA Members Member #1 Joined: June 2, 2005 Team Supported: Shepshed Dynamo	Classic! I've just had a peep at their official forum and all their arguing amongst themselves is hilarious too - Rob Mansfield is deleting posts left, right and centre!
	The pride of the Charnwood Triangle.


hunter	Nov 6 2009, 08:27 PM Post #3
BWA Associate Posts: 61 Group: BWA Members Member #428 Joined: August 22, 2008	You're missing us aren't you? Go on, admit it. Quite a funny post Phleeper.



SimonT	Nov 7 2009, 05:39 PM Post #4
BWA Anorak Posts: 702 Group: BWA Members Member #17 Joined: June 12, 2005	Another good three (1) points for Gresley (not)
	I used tobe involed at Loughborough but im alright now.


hunter	Nov 7 2009, 07:14 PM Post #5
BWA Associate Posts: 61 Group: BWA Members Member #428 Joined: August 22, 2008	How did all of your many teams get on Simon; i'm one of them will have won?



SimonT	Nov 7 2009, 09:58 PM Post #6
BWA Anorak Posts: 702 Group: BWA Members Member #17 Joined: June 12, 2005	well Loughborough Dynamo lost in the unibond,remember that league! Ellistown lost,a team called gresley are romping that league,not lol,forest drew,the club im helping at the mo won 6-0..anything else you want to know!
	I used tobe involed at Loughborough but im alright now.


Phleeper	Nov 8 2009, 03:18 AM Post #7
BWA Hardcore Posts: 387 Group: BWA Members Member #451 Joined: April 14, 2009 Team Supported: Shepshed Charterhouse and descendents	Bloody hell Tebbs, my mate Walshy would have a field day with you, he calls me "Tiger Woods",due to the clubs I'm associated with.(most of which are league cricket teams), so God knows what he'd make of you.
	Flying the Black and White flag over Staffordshire since 1986.


Andy Mac	Nov 8 2009, 09:42 AM Post #8
Mountsorrel Branch Posts: 2,990 Group: BWA Members Member #1 Joined: June 2, 2005 Team Supported: Shepshed Dynamo	Going bust probably means that they couldn't afford to fix the broken record at Gresley. I see that every time they fail to win, it's still the referee's fault. Every time! It's hilarious! And here's me thinking that they were going to win the league by Christmas. Ho, ho, ho.
	The pride of the Charnwood Triangle.


SimonT	Nov 8 2009, 09:45 AM Post #9
BWA Anorak Posts: 702 Group: BWA Members Member #17 Joined: June 12, 2005	I dont think ive had more clubs than RICH808 though,i heard he made two mistakes yesterday in GOAL ,bring back Simon Baldwin i say!! Being a local fan ,of every team in Leicestershire ,I cant believe what they put on the Gresley Rovers forum,very anti Shepshed at times ,they must be looking forward to next seasons pre-season friendly against you ,at a minimum they could be in the Unibond in two season ,i very much doubt t that though,i thought Burton Albion were their RIVALS !!! but then again,Burton are also streets ahead of Gresley .Tebbs for Man City. Edited by SimonT, Nov 8 2009, 09:48 AM.
	I used tobe involed at Loughborough but im alright now.


Phleeper	Nov 8 2009, 11:04 AM Post #10
BWA Hardcore Posts: 387 Group: BWA Members Member #451 Joined: April 14, 2009 Team Supported: Shepshed Charterhouse and descendents	Now, now Tebbs, we know there's ONE team in Leicestershire you DON'T support.
	Flying the Black and White flag over Staffordshire since 1986.


SimonT	Nov 8 2009, 01:06 PM Post #11
BWA Anorak Posts: 702 Group: BWA Members Member #17 Joined: June 12, 2005	Well ,im done at the Luffs now ,so its either Quorn v Shepshed Or Barrow v Ellistown next saturday,not sure on which on yet.
	I used tobe involed at Loughborough but im alright now.


Phleeper	Nov 8 2009, 11:57 PM Post #12
BWA Hardcore Posts: 387 Group: BWA Members Member #451 Joined: April 14, 2009 Team Supported: Shepshed Charterhouse and descendents	All being well, I should be at Quorn on Saturday. so go to Barrow v Ellistown.
	Flying the Black and White flag over Staffordshire since 1986.


hunter	Nov 9 2009, 08:13 AM Post #13
BWA Associate Posts: 61 Group: BWA Members Member #428 Joined: August 22, 2008	Andy Mac Nov 8 2009, 09:42 AM Going bust probably means that they couldn't afford to fix the broken record at Gresley. I see that every time they fail to win, it's still the referee's fault. Every time! It's hilarious! And here's me thinking that they were going to win the league by Christmas. Ho, ho, ho. We equalised after the penalty was turned down. So, it would still have been 3-3 in all probability. In any case throwing away a 2 goal lead to go behind was our fault. Having the league won by Christmas? Shows how good your judgement is. You lot would be bored stiff without us, oh no sorry, you have that ever so heated thing with the other two members of the triangle don't you. Still, at least you still get over 100 every game (well, only just).



SimonT	Nov 9 2009, 07:39 PM Post #14
BWA Anorak Posts: 702 Group: BWA Members Member #17 Joined: June 12, 2005	Crowds dont win you games at this level Hunter,you just have to look at your record UP THE BREWERS
	I used tobe involed at Loughborough but im alright now.


SimonT	Nov 9 2009, 07:46 PM Post #15
BWA Anorak Posts: 702 Group: BWA Members Member #17 Joined: June 12, 2005	FROM THE GRESLEY FUNNYRUM Rich808 Board Newbie Joined: 14 Oct 2009 Posts: 11 Location: Burton Posted: Sun Nov 08 2009 8:35pm Subject: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- No way, Hateley , is proved at a lot higher level than ours. Baldwin is a good goalkeeper , but not in the same class as Hateley . Agree we do conceede goals, but thats because we sometimes throw too many bodies forward , instead of airing on the side of caution at times and holding a midfield player back to stop any opposing quick break away. By no means time for panic , just a bit of fine tuning i think. _________________ Somebody ring 999,Simon Baldwins got not a knife in his back,but a SWORD
	I used tobe involed at Loughborough but im alright now.


Andy Mac	Nov 11 2009, 05:57 PM Post #16
Mountsorrel Branch Posts: 2,990 Group: BWA Members Member #1 Joined: June 2, 2005 Team Supported: Shepshed Dynamo	Phleeper Nov 6 2009, 10:04 AM Gresley FC invite applications for the newly created post of underwear untangler. This position has arisen this week as our supporters have got their knickers in a twist over Shepshed even more than normal. The job is full time hours and is initially on a temporary basis, although there is a good chance that it may lead on to a permanent role (especially after they read this) . Allowances will be paid, if the applicant is prepared to deal with the apparel of our more generously proportioned supporters . Applications in writing to the secretary, Gresley FC, The Moat Ground, Moat Street, Church Gresley, Swadlincote. Derbyshire. DE11 9RE. We are an equal opportunities employer, although we are unable to accept any applications from the LE11 or LE12 postal districts. Phleeper - I see that your piece has prompted a Gresley director (Mark Evans' old buddy, Mark Alflat) to pen his own version on their official website. To be fair to him, it's nearly humorous: Marcus Fed up of the crowds?,want some space? time away from it all? Go and watch Shepshed.Stake your claim to a standing plot now before the rush.Once word spreads I am sure that all plots will be taken.Even better you can be part of your own disgruntled fans website (something we don't seem to have).That too would welcome new faces.It does suffer the drawback of filtering out the truth,recent examples accusations of posts being deleted "left right and centre.".one actually.. and us blaming the draw on the ref ..no we didn't.Better still is you ring up on the day they might even be able to find some hot food for your arrival .perfik! One point of order however. Can we have a show of hands please? Are you a "disgruntled fan"? Yes or No?
	The pride of the Charnwood Triangle.


SimonT	Nov 11 2009, 11:00 PM Post #17
BWA Anorak Posts: 702 Group: BWA Members Member #17 Joined: June 12, 2005	Stop upseting the Gresley Albion Fans. ...I think theres a few on the take at that club ...They know who they are one for the club,one for me,one for the club,one for me.Shame seems a good club, i enjoyed going there last season with Loughborough.
	I used tobe involed at Loughborough but im alright now.


Phleeper	Nov 11 2009, 11:24 PM Post #18
BWA Hardcore Posts: 387 Group: BWA Members Member #451 Joined: April 14, 2009 Team Supported: Shepshed Charterhouse and descendents	Yeah me, I'm disgruntled at somebody nicking my ideas and producing an inferior copy. . Oh well, "imitation is the sincerest form of flattery", or is it "for every Coke there's a Pepsi". The Ramones begat Jilted John, Nirvana spawned Nickleback. This all reminds me of the situation regarding the two local league teams where I live from about 20 years ago. Stoke were relegated and Vale were in a higher division. Stoke got higher gates, and the fans kept going on about it, this spawned tit for tat arguments over away followings , who'd got the most seats in their ground, and when it reached it's absurd conclusion, who'd got the most flags on tv at an England game in Poland. Local rivalry, don't you just love it.
	Flying the Black and White flag over Staffordshire since 1986.


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