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Valentine De'Fao
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Wednesday, 19. December 2007, 08:43
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Valentine's fist pounded against the drive through window of the Bank, located quite near his ritzy apartment complex. An elderly Spanish woman looked at him oddly, and he yelled, "I want to withdraw some cash, got it chica!?" She kept staring at him blankly. "Holaaaa!! No speakio Spanishio!" He waved his hands while flipping some of his hair out of his eyes to reveal his gleaming blue eyes. The Hispanic woman turned to an old man and mumbled some words in Spanish. The only word Valentine managed to catch was puto! "Heyyy!! I'm not a fucker! You damn Mexicans speaking Mexican!" He pouted his lips, and crossed his arms. God, those people... They are just sooo-- OH, MY GOD, CANDY! He thought, his eye catching a bowl of colorful lollipops.
He flailed his arms again, which caught the eye of the two elderly people and he pointed to the white bowl. "Canndddyy!" He beamed, exposing his perfect white teeth. The old man raised his eyebrow and started to look around. Valentine's jaw dropped. "Caanndddyy. Fatty! Look! N-No!!" The old man held up a bottle of water. "No! Not water! Loolliippooppp! Suucckkeerr. Not agua, 'ya old fart bag..." Valentine mumbled the last part.
However, before he could receive any form of sugar, a security guard appeared and Valentine's eyes widened. "Whoa... Man, you are tall..." He said, feeling like a shrimp pretty much. "Yeah, I'll just... go... and, ohh cool gun!" He said, pointing to the weapon in the holster. "Did you ever shoot anyone with it? Like, did you ever shoot anyone on accident? Like, in the dick like Jack Bauer!" He jumped up and down. "Jack Bauer is so coolio, man! I mean, just think of it, he could take those two old Mexicans," Valentine gestured towards the window, "And he could be all, 'If you don't tell me where this location is, I will make you endure so much pain you have ever felt in your entire life in the next thirty seconds!' Isn't that so cccooooolll?" The security guard looked at him oddly. "Well, I better get home! Its getting dark! I might miss Power Rangers!"
Valentine giggled and bit down on his tongue, and sped off to his car yelling out, Go, Go Power Rangers! Once he jumped in the car, he placed the key in ignition, and started to drive back home to Atreyu Kiper, his roommate, whom was also a transsexual. However, on his way there, he just so happen to see an extremely cute looking girl. She had that sexy bleach blonde hair, and illuminating sapphire orbs. Valentine's tongue lolled out of his mouth as he let his eyes wander over her body. Man, she is so 'exxxyyy! He thought. "I'D TAP THAT!" He yelled out, honking his horn and following the car in his dark green, 2003 Ford Mustang. "Woooohhh, baby! Come ova' here!"
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valentine jaison de'fao
  
baby, did you forget to take your meds?
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5:05 PM Nov 28
