Laharl's Awesome Blog

Introduction

Hello, FEFF. My name is Laharl. I was born March 18, 1988 in some hospital just minutes after St. Patrick's Day. On the moment I was born the moon turned blood red, the oceans boiled, and meteors rained down upon the earth, signaling the arrival of the anti-christ. Okay, thats not true. But it would be cool if it was. A boy can dream.

I am 21 years old and like beer, drugs, boobs, violence, and masturbation. I'm currently single and despreatly need some pussy. I've tried the internet but so far I have been unable to get my dick wet. Whoever said the internet is the best way to get laid can burn in hell.

Anyway, I'm a pretty nice guy. I help old ladies cross the street. rescue little girls cats who are stuck in trees, put out fires, and even donate to charity. I'm also a veteran of FEFF and am an admin of a forum I created myself. But I have yet to recieve any recognition for my efforts. I should get a god damn medal. Or a statue would be nice. Jesus. Something....

One last thing. I have a fetish for violence and enjoy witnessing it. Or better yet, being a part of it. If I could chose to be any fictional character I'd be the guy from Saw because he is a genius and I admire him. I so wish I could do what he does. I also like Hostel. Yeah.