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Apejack Cuba	Jun 29 2007, 05:16 PM
Supreme Chancellor Berserker Posts: 206 Group: FEFFer Member #889 Joined: August 19, 2006	Quote: What luck? We have Knoll on our team. You just proved yourselves wrong. Knoll has what, -6 luck at 20/20? Quote: On the contrary good sir... Non-existance can be a huge benefit. While Duessel's off being awesome chasing little girls for sex, and Knoll's sitting somewhere reading a book or something, fluxing any stray rats that might enter the room out of boredom, they are not hindering the group at all. Everyone knows rats have a minimum of 11 AS, so they're doubling Knoll, who has like 1 Def. OWNED LOLLER ZING! Besides, he's probably emo or some shit. Quote: There are merely training themselves before they join. Duessel's workin up the pursuit skill though you dumbasses recruit him before he gets it, and Knoll's workin up his only value as a plot character. Very serious ahnd important matters! wtf is a plot Quote: As for Venessa and Lute, they're a horrible distraction to the team, while they're having tastey lesbian sex, including the pegasus. This disrupts the classroom, what some may call the battlefield, with inappropriate behavior for all the youngins like Ross. Think of the mental scars! Who cares about Ross? He's gay for dear old dad. Lesbianism > pedophilic gay incest, no contest, so fuck Ross. Quote: Oh I'd say Ephraim wants Duessel, a lot. I mean really wants him. He commits incest, so obviously he goes the extra step: Old Men. They'd get to an A support before you can gouge your eyes out. However you are quite fortunate, because Duessel has his beady old-guy anime eyes fixated on Knoll cause he's so damn sexy. Ephraim and Duessel? Nah, Ephy loves his dear sister way too much to even think of anyone else, and if he does... that Rapier's got 21 Might against Duessel, who has like 12 AS. If Duessel's actually after Knoll like you say (haha), he has to worry about going all emo himself after his emo lover gets one-rounded by a generic level 9 Mercenary or some shit, because he sucks that bad. Quote: Venessa beast Knoll in magic? That's h4x dude! No wonder she's good, she fucking cheats, cheating bastards. GTFO. Too bad, I convinced Intelligent Systems to make Vanessa h4x and there's nothing you can do about it. Quote: His horse crushes them before they could even try to penetrate Duessel. That horse is a beast liek whaomg! His horse can barely move because it has to carry his old, slow, fat ass around. So Vanessa is flying around and shit, and Lute moves into the desert and Duessel is like ohnoes. Oh, that might explain why he has freaking 12 AS at base. Quote: And how dare you suggest Duessel and Knoll are gay?! gaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygay Quote: Also, what is this druid business? Druid or summoner, he fails either way. Fails hard. Quote: Summons can fly. :D Vanessa can fly and she doesn't die in one hit! Quote: Da fuck? Knoll's pure awesomeness makes him level 20/20 in no time. His flux is picking off those stragglers faster than Lute and Vanessa can engage with eachother. Knoll + awesome in the same sentence? The hell you've been smoking? Even if Knoll were at 20/20, he'd still be losing in Avoid, Def and Res to Vanessa and Lute at the first levels Solid provided. That's how much he sucks. Quote: Lol AS, in my FE8? PuhLEASE! Vanessa can dodge all day, since she seems so reluctant. ...other than Lute, 'cuase her offense is so massive. Duessel's slow enough to be doubled by random enemy n00bs, like those Swordmasters on Last Hope or Gwyllgis, and he's like, matching a lot of the random enemies in AS, so he won't double shit. What a massive n00b. Veteran general, yet gets DA'd by randoms? God, how bad can you be? Sure, they won't be doing much damage to him, but DAing for like 20 is better than hitting once for 24, 'cuz 40 > 24. He can double like... some of the unpromoted enemies and shit on Last Hope, but they're giving him shit for EXP. Might wanna let Knoll kill 'em, he needs a huge level lead to not, y'know, fail. Except he still does to our two, even at 20/20. Quote: Hmmm, all other arguments used pure averages, I don't understand this, any zero in on 10 AS either? Heh, for talking like we don't stand a chance you sure are nitpicking at something pretty minor. Like, slightly more than a fourth of the time (which is pretty huge), he'll be unable to double 10 AS enemies. 10 AS. Which most of your units besides people like Gilliam, Garcia, and Knoll will have by level 10 unpromoted or so. That's gay. Extremely gay. Oh yeah, wait a sec. Duessel can double Knoll at bases! Awesome! Quote: How does she have movement? It's the same as the Summon King, cept she can't deploy summon minions like a badass. Mage Knight, foo'. It's awesome because Lute doesn't need to send wimps who rob your team of EXP to kill stuff. And she doesn't have awful durability like Knoll the Necro or his summons. I mean... wtf? Summoning corpses and shit? Necrophilia isn't cool and it leads to shit like making a bunch of double accounts on proxies and drama. Knoll sucks for this. Quote: Seriously, what's with you guys and homos? Anima x Anima? Ew! Only homo affinity here is Dark. Anima x Anima is awesome, because of that lovely full Atk, and the full Def and Avoid, which Knoll'd really want, but he doesn't get. Sucks to be him, eh? Quote: Summons are awesome, I mean think about it, these little axe wielding flying ghost things that can run around and kill stuff, and if they die you can just make another one, and somehow get exp out of it. Free slaves > fat lesbians any day of the year IMO. orlythey'realmosttheonlythingsinthisgametodieeasierthanknoll andyougetverylittleexpfromitanditcouldbeusedoncharacterswhowon'tbeasfulloffailasKnoll fat?theirConstatsbegtodiffer Also, Duessel is like Sean Connery, who's awesome, but Duessel isn't awesome, therefore he soils Sean Connery's good name. And he lacks the accent, which makes him full of fail. Knoll is some emo who gets doubled and killed in one round by kittens and crap. Our lesbians > that.


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