When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat.
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You just proved yourselves wrong. Knoll has what, -6 luck at 20/20?
You just proved yourself phail, because that was the joke.
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Everyone knows rats have a minimum of 11 AS, so they're doubling Knoll, who has like 1 Def. OWNED LOLLER ZING! Besides, he's probably emo or some shit.
DON'T DODGE THE POINT. Knoll getting doubled by said rats don't make Knoll not be in the fluxing of them. Plus, Knoll isn't emo. He is a cross-gender Caster. That means, he is trying to figure out why he doesn't have boobs.
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wtf is a plot
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Plot \Plot\, n. [Abbrev. from complot.]
1. Any scheme, stratagem, secret design, or plan, of a complicated nature, adapted to the accomplishment of some purpose, usually a treacherous and mischievous one; a conspiracy; an intrigue; as, the Rye-house Plot.
Well, either a plot is a small extent of ground, or a stratagem. So therefore, Knoll is CRUTIAL to you being able to make your evil plans in FE8 to kill shit.
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Who cares about Ross? He's gay for dear old dad. Lesbianism > pedophilic gay incest, no contest, so fuck Ross.
Fuck Ross? Well, what is up with your team and being gay? You want to fuck Ross? And you are debating lesbians? STOP BEING GAY. I ORDER YOU!!!
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Ephraim and Duessel? Nah, Ephy loves his dear sister way too much to even think of anyone else, and if he does... that Rapier's got 21 Might against Duessel, who has like 12 AS. If Duessel's actually after Knoll like you say (haha), he has to worry about going all emo himself after his emo lover gets one-rounded by a generic level 9 Mercenary or some shit, because he sucks that bad.
Ephraim would just bitch-slap that bitch who is getting all bitchy in Ephraim's sick fetishs.
And since when is death bad for someone like Knoll? Strike him down, and he will become more powerful that you could possibily image...!!! Like, he would actually make the entire world cut off into mysterious blackness, and then, everyone would hear a TON of cursing (like God getting pissed), and everyone would then see some shit about Nintendo of America, then something about Fire, and Emblems, and some sort of rocks, and after a bit, it is like everyone went back in time!!! And Knoll is alive! And he is there, like, "I did that."
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Too bad, I convinced Intelligent Systems to make Vanessa h4x and there's nothing you can do about it.
Oh yeah? I convinced Intelligent Systems that you are gay, and so thats why FE10 isn't out in the US yet, because they feel betrayed. You, the guy who made them make a lesbian good, is actually a dick eater. It broke their hearts. You bastard.
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His horse can barely move because it has to carry his old, slow, fat ass around. So Vanessa is flying around and shit, and Lute moves into the desert and Duessel is like ohnoes. Oh, that might explain why he has freaking 12 AS at base.
12 is a good number though. Like, lets say you had a mission where you had to Egg Leon's house, and AS was actually eggs, but you could only through a dozen Eggs at it. Well, Duessel's AS of 12 is exactly how many eggs are in a carton. So, you wouldn't have any left over eggs of phail after he throws his eggs. But not Vanessa or Lute.... No. They have lots of fail eggs. Hense, their lesbianism.
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gaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygay
At least Duessel is able to rape people. The bad rape.
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Druid or summoner, he fails either way. Fails hard.
Summoners fail?! Does THIS LOOK LIKE FAIL TO YOU1!?!?!? YOU ARE GAY, GAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAY!!!!
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Vanessa can fly and she doesn't die in one hit!
She does from a penis.
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Knoll + awesome in the same sentence? The hell you've been smoking? Even if Knoll were at 20/20, he'd still be losing in Avoid, Def and Res to Vanessa and Lute at the first levels Solid provided. That's how much he sucks.
THIS.
Now, any more questions about how much summoners pwn? Best class in game.
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Duessel's slow enough to be doubled by random enemy n00bs, like those Swordmasters on Last Hope or Gwyllgis, and he's like, matching a lot of the random enemies in AS, so he won't double shit. What a massive n00b. Veteran general, yet gets DA'd by randoms? God, how bad can you be? Sure, they won't be doing much damage to him, but DAing for like 20 is better than hitting once for 24, 'cuz 40 > 24. He can double like... some of the unpromoted enemies and shit on Last Hope, but they're giving him shit for EXP. Might wanna let Knoll kill 'em, he needs a huge level lead to not, y'know, fail. Except he still does to our two, even at 20/20.
Or maybe Duessel LETS them double attack him, to show off his DEF stat.
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Like, slightly more than a fourth of the time (which is pretty huge), he'll be unable to double 10 AS enemies. 10 AS. Which most of your units besides people like Gilliam, Garcia, and Knoll will have by level 10 unpromoted or so. That's gay. Extremely gay. Oh yeah, wait a sec. Duessel can double Knoll at bases! Awesome!
Well, 100% of the time for me, Vanessa never gets more than 11 AS and 5 STR.
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Mage Knight, foo'. It's awesome because Lute doesn't need to send wimps who rob your team of EXP to kill stuff. And she doesn't have awful durability like Knoll the Necro or his summons. I mean... wtf? Summoning corpses and shit? Necrophilia isn't cool and it leads to shit like making a bunch of double accounts on proxies and drama. Knoll sucks for this.
Hey, if Zombies and their drama weren't cool, why would they do it?
Plus, only badass people Zombieify people. You never addressed how that isn't badass.
Us-10001, You-0
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Only homo affinity here is Dark. Anima x Anima is awesome, because of that lovely full Atk, and the full Def and Avoid, which Knoll'd really want, but he doesn't get. Sucks to be him, eh?
Everyone who is Dark Affinity shares an invisibile bond with Miledy, Rutger, and Percival. And do you really want me to bring Miledy, Rutger, and Percival into this arguement?
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orlythey'realmosttheonlythingsinthisgametodieeasierthanknoll
andyougetverylittleexpfromitanditcouldbeusedoncharacterswhowon'tbeasfulloffailasKnoll
fat?theirConstatsbegtodiffer
Why don't you go eat a dick?
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Also, Duessel is like Sean Connery, who's awesome, but Duessel isn't awesome, therefore he soils Sean Connery's good name. And he lacks the accent, which makes him full of fail. Knoll is some emo who gets doubled and killed in one round by kittens and crap. Our lesbians > that.
Sean Connery. Below. Me. Below Me. HA HA HA HA.
Duessel can pull that off. Vanessa and Lute can't. And plus, I've talked to Duessel. He has the accent. In fact, Duessel's voice actor IS Sean Connery.
And Knoll is a cross-gender Caster, remmeber? Caster in FSN was a chick, and kittens love chicks. Therefore, you are gay.
Ur turn.
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