Solid the Succinct

Jul 1 2007, 05:34 PM

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You just proved yourself phail, because that was the joke.

No, you just proved YOURself phail, because that was the joke on your joke.

Plus, you're using Knoll and Duessel, so that makes you double phail.

Phail count
You - 2
Us - 0

Stfu, you don't know the secrets behind all of this just yet, I shall show them to you as we go alone.

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DON'T DODGE THE POINT.

Dodging ftw. Except in the case of Knoll, who, y’know, can’t.

Because he doesn't need to, unlike you guys. Knoll's not a dumbass like you and would run himself into battle, all he has to do is summon and heal from the backlines, who the fuck cares if he can't dodge when he never gets hit?

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Knoll getting doubled by said rats don't make Knoll not be in the fluxing of them.

Rats have 8 Move. Knoll w/Flux has a max of 7 Atk Range. Sorry, Knoll!

6 move + 1-2 range weapon = 8 attack range. Sorry 1st grade math, Solid just insulted ya.

Lest Solid be in the talking of first tier in which case the rats are also first tier and only have 7 move.

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That means, he is trying to figure out why he doesn't have boobs.

If Knoll were endowed with breasts, his AS would fall a further 2 points, which means he'd get doubled by tin cans.

Ah but you see, he DOES have boobs, as I will explain later. His AS used to be higher.

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Well, either a plot is a small extent of ground, or a stratagem. So therefore, Knoll is CRUTIAL to you being able to make your evil plans in FE8 to kill shit.

“Shit” is about all that Knoll _will_ be able to kill, so yes, you’re right.

Must be why he has such a good record when fighting you, eh Solid?

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STOP BEING GAY. I ORDER YOU!!!

Ordering gay men, huh? Kinky.

He order you to CEASE being gay, meaning if you followed the order he would no longer be ordering gay men around, duh.

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And since when is death bad for someone like Knoll?

Since Knoll’s a Necro and all, he’d have to do himself.

He raises the dead, not sex them up, you're the one with the gender confused people here not us.

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Strike him down, and he will become more powerful that you could possibily image...!!! Like, he would actually make the entire world cut off into mysterious blackness, and then, everyone would hear a TON of cursing (like God getting pissed), and everyone would then see some shit about Nintendo of America, then something about Fire, and Emblems, and some sort of rocks, and after a bit, it is like everyone went back in time!!! And Knoll is alive! And he is there, like, "I did that."

Only if “that” refers to Duessel.

It refers to moving a fucking mountain, actually.

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Oh yeah? I convinced Intelligent Systems that you are gay, and so thats why FE10 isn't out in the US yet, because they feel betrayed. You, the guy who made them make a lesbian good, is actually a dick eater. It broke their hearts. You bastard.

Actually, FE10 isn’t out yet because IS was so shocked at the stupidity of two certain FE players (whose names will not be mentioned here, although let the record show that they dangerously resemble the words “pentenal” and “fio”) who actually chose Knoll and Duessel as their debate team on an Internet forum. They’re still recovering from the shock; the head developer got a hernia and one of the artists now has permanent erectile dysfunction.

I am personally shocked at the lack of ability in understanding just what you've gotten yourself into, Sir Solid. Maybe you should try being a liquid or a gas you can get around more often.

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12 is a good number though. Like, lets say you had a mission where you had to Egg Leon's house, and AS was actually eggs, but you could only through a dozen Eggs at it. Well, Duessel's AS of 12 is exactly how many eggs are in a carton. So, you wouldn't have any left over eggs of phail after he throws his eggs. But not Vanessa or Lute.... No. They have lots of fail eggs. Hense, their lesbianism.

Congratulations

Suprise!

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At least Duessel is able to rape people. The bad rape

Now who’s the gay one?

Not Duessel.

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Summoners fail?! Does THIS LOOK LIKE FAIL TO YOU1!?!?!?.....Now, any more questions about how much summoners pwn? Best class in game.

My answer to THIS is

THAT

Imagine THAT mounted. Mage Knights >>>>>>>>>>>

That's one ugly bitch you found there, I guess imagining it mounted makes it awesome becaues the horse is pretty enough to offset the ugly.

Also: Great Knights are awesome.

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YOU ARE GAY, GAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAY!!!!

Nice one, Mr. “Manly” Republican. Stealin our lines. is the only one that’s gay here…what a gay emoticon!

What's really ghey is not having any emoticon at all! What kinda non productive, unadvertised nobody are you anyway?

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Or maybe Duessel LETS them double attack him, to show off his DEF stat.

Zomg, an actual point made in this debate. Too bad Vanessa has only 1 less Def and like 40-some more Avoid at 6 levels lower, eh?

Ehhh? It's why only Lute can sex0r her up with that 30 MAG stat cap of hers. Oh wait, you wanna go mage knight, fucking retards. Shutting down Venessa's sexability completely.

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She does from a penis.

That’s ‘cuz she’s supersensitive.

Ah, the twitching all makes sense now...

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Well, 100% of the time for me, Vanessa never gets more than 11 AS and 5 STR.

Lol, even if you don’t use her, Vanessa has 1 less AS at base than Duessel does at 20/8.

Lol, cuz she can't take hits, and isn't badass enough to get hit twice.

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Us-10001, You-0

zomg

*crush*

[size=7]IT’S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAANDDD!![/size]

What?! Are you SURE?!

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Duessel can pull that off. Vanessa and Lute can't. And plus, I've talked to Duessel. He has the accent. In fact, Duessel's voice actor IS Sean Connery.

Our team >>>> Yours

G’head.

Sean Connery is more man than you and your partner will ever be. And furthermore, my point as to why neither Knoll nor Duessel are gay...





Knoll is a woman.

Long ago I once mentioned the fact that Knoll's hood is the uber Sex Hood.

Why is this?

Well, that is because THIS is what happens when "he" removes the hood from his shaden visage. A true identity is revealed!

Not only is Knoll actually a woman, but he's an assassin as well, even more well hidden than Volke!

She uses a badass dagger to top it off.
Knoll's such a badass that he assassinated people for FUN. Just look at this face of ecstacy!

With a different dagger no doubt, a freakin unicorn horn. That's right, Knoll kills unicorns, falcoknights ride a very close relative of unicorns, thusly...

Knoll kills pegasus and falcoknights for sport.
You know what that means? Vanessa is killed before you even get her by Knoll, and she's actually an avatar of Knoll's very power as a reincarnated summon!

Knoll isn't weak, he merely transfered some of his immense powers into Vanessa's cadaverous being, even providing a soul, because his is so awesome he can afford to.

This is the true story behind Vanessa, and why Knoll's own stats are sub par, he's playing as two characters. Ooops, I mean she is.

Duessel isn't gay, he's a pimp. Knoll isn't gay, she's a transvestite in the name of assination and major plot twist goodness.

Lute is just an annoying loud, self proclaimed prodigy that YOU want to stiffle with your dumbass mageknight class. Vanessa and Knoll are one in the same.

It's 3 vs. 1 my fine flossed friends. You don't stand a chance. With Caster, t3h H4x, and Sean Connery on our side, all you have is a Lilina clone, FE8 style.