Too Many Words
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- Soren
- Aug 1 2007, 02:24 PM
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"Inui" is a gay pedophile, making anything, and EVERYTHING, he says, false, so you only hurt your arguement refering to him as a source.
Read what inui said: - Quote:
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Oh, and my girlfriend told me Seth has a bigger penis than Cormag and she found out through fanfictions lololololol. Valid/10.
Asvel, not inui. Get it right Fanfictions, about FE8? Seth and dicks? It's reason there's "fiction" in the word Fanfiction, because it's false, Seth has no penis.- Quote:
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Seth has no dick because I saw it in a fanfic once. Plus, look at his base stats. Looks to me like he is compensating for something.
....I don't care what the hell Psio said, your still making it look like L'Arachel has a penis. You're the only one doing that, I take it you like dickgirls?- Quote:
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However, you fail to see teh point. Gimli being a "pedophile" (lol shes 20ish) is better than Seth being gay with his lesbian sex with Eirika.
Wait wait wait... there are better things then lesbian sex? To quote Anonymous: Lesbian kissing is hot, but lesbian sex is boring. Lrn2/insert/ kthx.And Dozla raped her when she was 10. Therefore, Dozla = Pedo. Therefore, Dozla = Inui. Therefore, Dozla = teh failz Inui = data tennis = debate with data = Inui wins w/ data. Your data is outdated.  - Quote:
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Gimli has plenty of SKL. I don't remmeber him missing anything he swung his axe at, in the movies, or book. Like, he justs jumps at them, and swings the thing around, and things die.
At 20/20, before supports, with an Iron Axe, Dozla only has 115 hit. How is that good Because a penis only has 10% evasion, so he hits every time.- Quote:
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16... With a Heal. 26 with a Mend, which is plenty.
And moulder heals 18 and mends 28 when you get Rachel (he'd be level 13). Better. Lol, 8 mag at level 13? Megafail.- Quote:
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Moulder and Lute are not parts of this debate. Moulder/Lute perhaps or perhaps not being better healers does not change the fact that L'Arachel can heal, and Eirika and Seth cannot. This is an obvious and huge advantage to our peerless princess of beauty.
The fact that they do it better means L'Arachel isn't going to be healing that much. No one replaces Eirika and Seth in her route. NO ONE. Lol, lords, like we give a shit if she can't be benched, because you all know that if she was benchable, you'd do so. Seth is a lol jeigan, in FE8, lol. Seth isn't needed after like 4 chapters.- Quote:
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Except that L'Arachel turns into a pretty good dodge tank. And gets full DEF from Gimli support.
"Turns into" Means nothing when other people are already able to do it when you get her. Seth can make a better meatshield if desired. Seth = had no "meat" = can't be "meat"shield, sorry.- Quote:
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Your team has Seth hog all the EXP from other units, and then has Eirika sit there, practically on then bench, waiting to promote. And guess what? HALF the time, Eirika is gone for a good chunk of the game. Not thar for Ephraim Route. Poor Seth Eirika. Gimli doesn't have this problem, and L'Arachel heals, while those two don't.
L'Arachels even worse on Ephraim's route, why are you going there? And seth generally doesn't benifit from the supports to the point where he needs it until chapter 14-15 or so. Even if you did go on Ephraim's path, the only person harmed is L'Arachel. And Eirika since she's sucked into an alternate dimension, probably being raped by you.- Quote:
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Besides, Gimli's offense of choping off the nuts of enemies, and the L'Arachel healing>>>Seth being dickless, and Eirika being worthless for half the game waiting to promote.
Too bad Seth does it better. Seth is actually doubling kthxbai Seth can't even single what with being dickless.
Face it, we all know why Seth is dickless.
Many years ago there was a state of confusion at the border between a couple nations, it was night and storming, the winds were strong, and two forces that couldn't identify eachother met face to face.
In one force was Seth, in the other was Gimli.
By the time the sun rose and the clouds lifted, it was seen that Gimli was whiping the blood off his axe, while Seth was face down on the roadside, crying because he no longer had a penis. Clearly Dozla is superior because he can take out Seth with a single, debilitating blow.
Time skip to the present. Both Seth and Gimli are hanging out with princesses. One uses a sword and has the sexual stability of a jelly fish, Eirika's a whore and doesn't stay loyal to anything, brothers, older men, women, that demon has no boundaries. And it's not even good sex! D:! With her horrible STR stat it should be obvious she can't last long.
L'archel has magic, and as we all know magic fixes everything. She can even have hard violent sex because any blood or injuries can get healed up right away. 
And you KNOW that when Gimli is involved, blood will spray, just ask Seth, I bet he'll break down crying if you do.
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