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Fanfictions, about FE8?  Seth and dicks?  It's reason there's "fiction" in the word Fanfiction, because it's false, Seth has no penis.

Let's see about that.

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Seth has no dick because I saw it in a fanfic once.

So, if Seth having a big penis isn't true, his not having a penis isn't true either. =O

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You're the only one doing that, I take it you like dickgirls?

Don't look at me, I didn't write that D=

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*Stabs Soren*

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To quote Anonymous: Lesbian kissing is hot, but lesbian sex is boring.  Lrn2/insert/ kthx.

Since when is two nude chicks boring? D=

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Inui = data tennis = debate with data = Inui wins w/ data.  Your data is outdated. :kamina:

Doesn't change that Dolza is a pedophile, which is instant l0ss.

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Because a penis only has 10% evasion, so he hits every time.

He has to hit the guy with said penis to hit said penis, and they have more than 10% Evasion.

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Lol, 8 mag at level 13? Megafail.

Doesn't change that Rachel is doing worse.

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Lol, lords, like we give a shit if she can't be benched, because you all know that if she was benchable, you'd do so.  Seth is a lol jeigan, in FE8, lol.  Seth isn't needed after like 4 chapters.

He isn't, but he can solo the game. You aren't gonna not use him if he's that good, and he is.

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Seth = had no "meat" = can't be "meat"shield, sorry.

I already disproved that.

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And Eirika since she's sucked into an alternate dimension, probably being raped by you.

The east part of Magvel =/= Alternate dimension. Facts plz.

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Seth can't even single what with being dickless. :Psyduck:

Except... He's not dickless. D=

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Face it, we all know why Seth is dickless.

Many years ago there was a state of confusion at the border between a couple nations, it was night and storming, the winds were strong, and two forces that couldn't identify eachother met face to face.

In one force was Seth, in the other was Gimli.

By the time the sun rose and the clouds lifted, it was seen that Gimli was whiping the blood off his axe, while Seth was face down on the roadside, crying because he no longer had a penis.  Clearly Dozla is superior because he can take out Seth with a single, debilitating blow.

Hold on. If it was many years ago, Dolza would have to be at a lower level than in FE8, probably around LV12/--. His Str at that level was 11, not enough to inflict such a wound. In addition, his Skl was total crap. Considering how Dolza wouldn't be using an Iron weapon at such an important battle, he had likely been equipping a Steel Axe and thus had a mere 40% Hit on Seth. His Spd was 5, and Seth's was 7. As a Pirate, Dolza took a 2 AS loss from said Steel Axe, allowing Seth to double and easily kill him.

No, this battle did not happen the way you said. It was, in fact, Seth who had castrated Dolza, not vice versa. Every argument you made against Seth in that way actually applies to Dolza, and therefore I shouldn't have to say more to prove the superiority of our team.

But, I will. While all this was a nice distraction, the point of this debate is to debate stats, which you chose to do almost never. Now, I prove why our characters are truly the victor here:

Seth has already been owning his way through the game by the time Dolza and Rachel join; he could one-round nearly any enemy you face and beat chapters in the blink of an eye. You probably haven't been doing that, but either way he's been able to do anything he wanted to. Eirika hasn't been nearly as good, but she's been helping with the fighting and building her support with Seth. What have Dolza and Rachel been doing? Not existing for half the game. Dolza and Seth have very similar base stats and growths, although not only are Seth's overall better except in base HP, he also has a level lead and a better class. Seth will no-doubt be beating Dolza in all stats except HP, and absolutely owning Dolza when it comes to Skl, Spd and Luck. While axes are a better weapon than either swords or lances, the combination of swords and lances >>> Axes. Also, a horse is much more useful than a crit bonus, because while Dolza can fight enemies a bit better when he gets to them, Seth will have already killed them. Seth will keep these leads due to superior growths, making Dolza far worse.

Meanwhile, Eirika and Rachel. Rachel can heal, but she'll need to use a Mend Staff 142 times to promote. Considering how this is FE8, she won't get her ability to fight until very late in the game if at all. Fighting and not healing >>> Healing and not fighting

Eirika and Seth >>>>>>>>>>>> Dolza and Rachel
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