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+Reaver	Aug 30 2008, 07:20 PM
Troll Posts: 8,613 Group: Advisor Member #47 Joined: June 9, 2005	[size=20]The Gentlemen's Club[/size] Mission Statement The Gentlemen's Club promotes discourse amongst gentlemen in a manner befitting of a gentleman. As an institution, the Gentlemen's Club insists on promoting proper discussion of topics worthy of a gentleman's interest, including but not limited to cursive handwriting, the exhilarating sport of polo, the brilliant appearance of any gentleman wearing a well-tailored suit, french cuff, smoking the finest hand-rolled cigars, cunnilingus, and the impression left from a firm handshake. As gentlemen, we wholeheartedly welcome any prospective gentlemen into our sacred society. However - a caveat possessed by most institutions of prestigious nature - we impress the following regulations on the patrons of our scholarly organization in order to effectively retain the elite requirements befitting of a proper gentlemen: I. As the internet is a medium exploited only by members of the male sex, the Gentlemen's Club will not refuse acceptance to a prospective initiate based on the gender which they have decided to publically flaunt to the masses on Fire Emblem Fusion. Any and all gentlemen, albeit their anonymity and appearance on the airspace of our internet, will be eagerly admitted into our echelon above the vulgar of Fire Emblem Fusion. II. All affiliates of the Gentlemen's Club agree to select only the finest, most brilliant words to convey their feelings and opinions on the current subject matter of the Gentlemen's Club. Should one fail to flaunt a fluid and fancy vocabulary during gentlemanly discussion, the patriarchs of our society may request the very unfortunate revocation of your affiliation to the Gentleman's Club. III. The Patriarchs insist it is imperative for all members to heed the rules of the common individual as well as the rules imposed by the Gentleman's Club. By uptaking the standard of a true gentleman, one agrees wholeheartedly to assert himself as superior to the masses through not only following traditional social custom, but by undertaking a more rigid moral mantra for the development of his own character. IV. True gentlemen avoid inflammatory language in the presence of other gentlemen; we are a society dedicated to fraternal and supportive conversation, not sordid and disgusting discussion defacing the distinct character of individuals dedicated to our specific gentlemanly demeanor. Violators of this most highly regarded regulation will discover their name on a list detailing the perpetrators of preposterous exploits. V. As the current presiding High Patriarch, I - Reaver - establish my high authority to appoint inducted members as Patriarchs of our sovereign guild of gentlemen. ____________________________________________________________________________________________ Now setting aside the overly verbose and garrilous discourse, the Gentlemen's Club's Chapter List of Members: 1. Lord Reaver - High Patriarch 2. Miss Hollie - Patriarch 3. Sir Nick - Patriarch 4. Sir Soja Aurion 5. Sir THR 6. Sir Sety 7. Sir Levin 8. Madam Crysta 9. Sir PhantomRiku We eagerly encourage all prospective gentlemen to register!
	Neon,June 8 2005 07:34 PM @Reaver: Me grammer is better than ur post count newbie. HJ, December 30 2008 06:20 PM You gave Inui his first (and last?) sexual experience, didn't you? That's historic. Favorite Staffer Summer 2008 -- Send me a Personal Message

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