Grady

Sep 30 2008, 10:57 AM

Dear Psio:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a loser. I think I realized it when you put cuffs on me in your closet and I saw you sit on my avocado plant. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I never liked our friendship.

Go and drown yourself,
-Grady