Sailor Venus

Sep 30 2008, 11:22 AM

Dear Crysta:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm selling myself. I think I realized it when you put cuffs on me with George Bush and his wife and I saw you sit on Manchester United's goalkeeper. I'm sure you're man enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men. I'm returning the cut toenails to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I never openly mocked the incarnation as an eskimo .

Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Tiara