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Simon
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Oct 1 2008, 08:59 PM
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The strongest among you may not wear a crown
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- Sailor 2003 UB313
- Oct 1 2008, 05:36 PM
Dear Simon: I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a pervert. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped outside of Chicago and I saw you pull the toupee off my best friend. I'm sure you're mongolic enough to understand the middle east. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about Oprah Winfrey imitations. Fuck off now, Hollie  It's not as fun the second time.
Bold: ...Oww. OWW. Even if it's joking, that's the most vitriolic and harsh rejection I've seen in my life.
Italics: We should do that (although I bet it's fucking cold).
That is all.
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- Wirt
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I conquered the world with nothing but diarrhea and depression.
Previously: Ron DeLite, Simon
- Reaver for the lulz
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- Fraulein Holls
- Sep 14 2008, 06:16 PM
Some Kind Of Monster - Metallica
>> Metallica wub all of a sudden
Say, I know a member currently going by Ron DeLite who also loves Metallica, you two should totally hook up.God of Thunder - KISS
- rofl Chris
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Chris says: you know what Chris says: someone Chris says: once said to be Chris says: me* Chris says: when someone did Chris says: d(-_-)b Chris says: wtf, how'd they invert the b?
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