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| Leon | Mar 15 2006, 06:50 PM |
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Because I was bored. I'm still writting Fusion Wars. Prologue: Mercenaries Ike: YAH! Greil: Yawn. *blocks and brings Ike to the ground* Ike: Argh! Greil:: Well Ike, you had enough? Mist: Daaaad! Greil:: Oh, Mist! *distracted* Ike: RAWWWWR VOICE ACTING!! *attacks* Greil:: ._. *steps to the side and pazowns Ike with wooden sword* Ike: NWAAAARGH!!! *collapses* Mist: Ike? Oh no! Ike: Zzzz… BEGIN FLASHBACK OF IKE IN BED AND SEEING HIS MOM SMILING Ike: D:? END FLASHBACK Ike: *wakes up with yellow flag on his head* Wtf? Mist: Hum hum hum…do de do…flowers are pretty :D Ike: Mist, that song! Mist: Oh, you’re up. About time! *anime smile that resembles the flashback Ike just had* Ike: Still not seeing it. Mist: You ok? Ike: Yeah, just a little bruise is all. Mist: Good, Father is— Greil: Y HELLO! Sleeping Prince is awake already? Ike: Wait, what? Greil: Nothing. Mist: Father, you need to stop being so harsh to Ike! He – Greil: Blah blah blah, he’ll never make it out as a mercenary if he can’t handle this. Mist: But— Ike: Mist, stfu and gtfo. Greil:: ALRIGHT LETS ROOK! Mist: You’re going again? Already? Ike: Until I can land one blow. I need to do at least that today for training. Boyd: Yo dudes! Mist: Boyd! What are you doing here? Boyd: You said you were gonna get the boss, but you never came back. So I came to see what was going on Greil: Ike, fight Boyd. Boyd: WTF. Ike: Huh? Why? Greil: It’d be better if you first fought someone around your own skill level. Ike:…I understand. Boyd: Hey wait, was that an insult? Mist: Of course it wasn’t. Boyd: Oh, cool. Now if you’ll excuse me I’m going to go smash my head against that rock over there and keep the Fire Emblem tradition of having all the first axe-users be rockheads. Greil: Boyd, I just told you you’re fighting Ike. Boyd: I don’t believe you. Greil: *growl* Boyd: Ok, ok! *whimper* Ike: Ready, Boyd? Boyd: Of course! *takes out trainee axe* Ike: *owns Boyd* Boyd: UNPOSSIBLE. Ike: That was pretty easy. Mist: Here, Ike! *gives Ike Vulenaries* Ike: These things are for pussies. Greil: Take one before I get over there and own you. Ike: What if I don’t? Greil: Then you’ll get a game-over, never become a mercenary or lead my company, and never bang the princess of Crimea and more than likely get killed by some Black Knight. Ike: I don’t believe you. Greil: *growl* Ike: Ok, ok! *whimper* Greil: Ok Ike, here I come! Ike: *owns Greil* Greil: Urggh… Mist: Ike! Great job! Ike: Father, you were holding back, weren’t you? Mist: What? Really? Greil: If you can tell, then that means you’re getting better. Ike: No, I just looked at your profile and saw your skill. It sux. Greil: Oh yeah? *removes Disipine* Ike: *whimper* Greil: So Ike, how’s the feeling of battle treating you? Ike: Pretty good, I think I’m ready to be a mercenary. Greil: O rly? Hmmmmn…*ponder* I’m not sure. Ike: But I beat Boyd. Whos is a full-fledged mercenary. Boyd: MULLIGAN! Mist: Boyd stfu. Boyd: Fine. *stares at Mist's legs* Greil: Good point. You’re in, Ike. Ike: ROOK. I BECEOME MODE N BAN SEPHIROTH667!! Greil: What? Ike: Nothing. Greil: Someday Ike, you’ll become the leader of this company. You’re the heir of it. Don’t dissapoint me now. Ike: Of course. Greil: Because following the tradition of the recent games, the main character’s father has always been killed viciously by the main villian. I don’t think I have much time left, Ike. You’ll need to train and get big and strong, and…Ike, are you listening? Ike: *stares at Mist’s legs* Greil: IKE! Ike: Huh? What? Greil: …nothing. Let’s head back to base. |
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