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Because I was bored. I'm still writting Fusion Wars.

Prologue: Mercenaries

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Ike: YAH!

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Greil: Yawn. *blocks and brings Ike to the ground*

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Ike: Argh!

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Greil:: Well Ike, you had enough?

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Mist: Daaaad!

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Greil:: Oh, Mist! *distracted*

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Ike: RAWWWWR VOICE ACTING!! *attacks*

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Greil:: ._. *steps to the side and pazowns Ike with wooden sword*

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Ike: NWAAAARGH!!! *collapses*

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Mist: Ike? Oh no!

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Ike: Zzzz…

BEGIN FLASHBACK OF IKE IN BED AND SEEING HIS MOM SMILING

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Ike: D:?

END FLASHBACK

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Ike: *wakes up with yellow flag on his head* Wtf?

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Mist: Hum hum hum…do de do…flowers are pretty :D

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Ike: Mist, that song!

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Mist: Oh, you’re up. About time! *anime smile that resembles the flashback Ike just had*

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Ike: Still not seeing it.

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Mist: You ok?

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Ike: Yeah, just a little bruise is all.

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Mist: Good, Father is—

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Greil: Y HELLO! Sleeping Prince is awake already?

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Ike: Wait, what?

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Greil: Nothing.

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Mist: Father, you need to stop being so harsh to Ike! He –

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Greil: Blah blah blah, he’ll never make it out as a mercenary if he can’t handle this.

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Mist: But—

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Ike: Mist, stfu and gtfo.

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Greil:: ALRIGHT LETS ROOK!

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Mist: You’re going again? Already?

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Ike: Until I can land one blow. I need to do at least that today for training.

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Boyd: Yo dudes!

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Mist: Boyd! What are you doing here?

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Boyd: You said you were gonna get the boss, but you never came back. So I came to see what was going on up your skirt. Plus that and I wanted to see Ike get pazowned by the Boss again.

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Greil: Ike, fight Boyd.

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Boyd: WTF.

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Ike: Huh? Why?

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Greil: It’d be better if you first fought someone around your own skill level.

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Ike:…I understand.

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Boyd: Hey wait, was that an insult?

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Mist: Of course it wasn’t.

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Boyd: Oh, cool. Now if you’ll excuse me I’m going to go smash my head against that rock over there and keep the Fire Emblem tradition of having all the first axe-users be rockheads.

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Greil: Boyd, I just told you you’re fighting Ike.

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Boyd: I don’t believe you.

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Greil: *growl*

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Boyd: Ok, ok! *whimper*

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Ike: Ready, Boyd?

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Boyd: Of course! *takes out trainee axe*

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Ike: *owns Boyd*

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Boyd: UNPOSSIBLE.

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Ike: That was pretty easy.

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Mist: Here, Ike! *gives Ike Vulenaries*

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Ike: These things are for pussies.

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Greil: Take one before I get over there and own you.

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Ike: What if I don’t?

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Greil: Then you’ll get a game-over, never become a mercenary or lead my company, and never bang the princess of Crimea and more than likely get killed by some Black Knight.

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Ike: I don’t believe you.

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Greil: *growl*

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Ike: Ok, ok! *whimper*

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Greil: Ok Ike, here I come!

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Ike: *owns Greil*

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Greil: Urggh…

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Mist: Ike! Great job!

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Ike: Father, you were holding back, weren’t you?

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Mist: What? Really?

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Greil: If you can tell, then that means you’re getting better.

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Ike: No, I just looked at your profile and saw your skill. It sux.

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Greil: Oh yeah? *removes Disipine*

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Ike: *whimper*

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Greil: So Ike, how’s the feeling of battle treating you?

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Ike: Pretty good, I think I’m ready to be a mercenary.

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Greil: O rly? Hmmmmn…*ponder* I’m not sure.

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Ike: But I beat Boyd. Whos is a full-fledged mercenary.

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Boyd: MULLIGAN!

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Mist: Boyd stfu.

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Boyd: Fine. *stares at Mist's legs*

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Greil: Good point. You’re in, Ike.

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Ike: ROOK. I BECEOME MODE N BAN SEPHIROTH667!!

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Greil: What?

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Ike: Nothing.

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Greil: Someday Ike, you’ll become the leader of this company. You’re the heir of it. Don’t dissapoint me now.

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Ike: Of course.

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Greil: Because following the tradition of the recent games, the main character’s father has always been killed viciously by the main villian. I don’t think I have much time left, Ike. You’ll need to train and get big and strong, and…Ike, are you listening?

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Ike: *stares at Mist’s legs*

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Greil: IKE!

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Ike: Huh? What?

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Greil: …nothing. Let’s head back to base.
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