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*Sentenal*	Jan 3 2009, 10:08 PM
When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat. Posts: 15,633 Group: FEFF Emperor Member #1 Joined: May 16, 2005	The year was March 1984. A pickup truck full of illegal Mexican immigrants were trying to cross the border into Texas. However, fate decided that this would be no ordinary day. The US Army was performing a nuclear test that day, and it just so happened that the nuclear test was at that very spot on the border that they were trying to cross. Also, Hulk Hogan and a Tyranosaur Rex was there too. But in an instant, they were not longer there. The nuclear device detonated, and thus the truck full of Mexicans, Hulk Hogan, and a Dinosaur were no more. And something greater had been created then. Dun dun dun. SOJAZILLA, KING OF MONSTERS Tokyo was having a normal day, just like any other day. Girls were getting molested on trains, people were eating sushi, and saying "Desu" alot. The year was 2009. But the peace was not going to last for long! From the ocean, and thundering roar was heard. Tokyo Bay looked eerily calm. Where had that noise come from? But then all the sudden, he appeared. Rising from the surf came a creature. It was 100 meters tall, and weighted about 55 thousand tons. Its back was lined in spikes, all the way to to the tip of its enormous tail. Everyone stared in horror at the giant monster. Then, a random Asian dude ran out into the middle of the road. Well he wasn't random. He was PhantomZero. He was nominated to be the token asian dude who moves his mouth ridiculously for dubbed movies, to say things. He ran out, and pointed at the beast, and then started moving his mouth, and a very American sounding voice came out, not matching his lips at all. "Oh no! It is Sojazilla! We must flee the city!" And then all hell broke loose. People just started fleeing the city. People were trampled. Things were smashed. And Sojazilla was all like "Bitch this ain't no way to treat a guest. I'm gonna rape you now." And so he went ape shit on the city. He ran up to a building, and with one swing from his mighty tail, knocked the entire building over. And then he started randomly stepping on cars and shit, and punching buildings. Many things were destroyed. Many people were crushed. And then finally, the Japanese military came to try to stop him. Since the Japanese are probably more weeboos than Americans, they had like gundams and shit. They started shooting missiles and lasers, and there were lots of explosions. But when the dust settled, Sojazilla was still there. And he was not amused. The spikes on his back began lighting up, glowing blue. Sojazilla opened his mouth, and breathed blue nuclear fire of Atomic Ray all over the place, in a sweeping arc. The gundams took one hit from the Atomic Ray, and they exploded. Sojazilla apparently liked blowing things up with his Atomic Ray breath, so then started using that to blow up the city. Many more people died, and the city was leveled. Except PhantomZero got out okay, without a scratch. After the city was in ruins, Sojazilla went around various parts of the city, and urinated around it, marking his territory. Then he returned the ocean, and leaving people to wonder where he is going, and if he will be back. *** Professor Blank, one of Japan's smartest guys, was smart enough to not live in Tokyo. So since their gundams all got killed, they needed to find a smart guy and ask him wtf they are supposed to do. So they did. President Reaver of Japan paid him a visit personally. "Blank, we were all stupid for living in Tokyo. A giant monster destroyed the city. It was all big with spikes on its back, and breathed fire. wtf are we supposed to do?" "Well, it sounds to me like you have a Nuclear Mexican Lizard-Dragon on your hands. So, there is only one way I can think of to kill it. I got this new invention, that is really irresponsible and powerful. Its called the 'Oxygen Destoryer'. In theroy, it kills anything." Prof. Blank answered. "'Oxygen Destroyer'? Well, that might work where our gundams and shit failed. Lets use it!" And so, they all got onto a boat, and sailed out into the ocean. Using Sonar, and also tracking the smell of burritos, they found Sojazilla sleeping on the bottem of the ocean. Blank himself got into a stupid looking divers suit, and took his invention, and went to the bottem of the ocean. And he took an assistant with him, who was really noobie, named Shinobi. "K noob, go set up the Oxygen Destroyer. I'll supervise. When its set up, I'll turn it on." Blank told his assistant. "k ill do it all ninja like so people will accept me!" Shinobi replied, and set up the Oxygen Destroyer. "Okay, now, we shall kill this Mexican Lizard! I'M PRESSING THE RED BUTTON." He pressed the red button, and bubbles and stuff started bubbling around them. "Hey boss, how exactly does this thing work?" "Well, what it does, is it destroys all the oxygen in the area, and will pretty much disintegrate everything." "Cool. So, don't we like, aren't in the kill-area, are we? And don't we sorta need oxygen to live?" "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF" Blank said. And then Sojazilla, Prof. Blank, and Shinobi were all dead, disintegrated by the Oxygen Destroyer. Preview of Next Chapter: Sojazilla finally finds true love


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