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*Sentenal*	Jan 4 2009, 03:07 AM
When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat. Posts: 15,632 Group: FEFF Emperor Member #1 Joined: May 16, 2005	Sojazilla Raids Again A year or so had passed since Sojazilla had attacked Tokyo, and then died to the Oxygen Destroyer. Japan was still butthurt, however. The violent rape they suffered would remain in their minds for a long time. One day, there were these two pilots, who went flying around Japan. Their names were Phoenix and Lucent. They said "Good bye Japan, you are too inactive, and rather than stay and become part of the community, we want to be randomly fly places". And so off they flew. However, they encountered something they did not expect. They flew off to some cliff, and there were two monsters fighting! One of them, it doesn't matter which, recognized one of the monsters; Sojazilla was back. The giant beast was fighting another, one that was on all fours, and was like a giant armadillo with spikes all over it. It was getting its ass whopped. Crystagurius rolled up into a ball, and started bouncing towards Sojazilla, trying to ram him. This didn't excape Sojazilla's notice, and neither did the two planes. "Bitch who the fuck you think I am?" is what Sojazilla would have said if he wasn't a giant monster. As the Crystagurius got close, Sojazilla spun and hit her really hard with his tail, and sending her at the planes. Before the two nubs died, they radioed back Japan Air Field, and told them about the two monsters. Also of note, no one really cared when they died, fuck them. Upon hearing news of Sojazilla's return, President Reaver called a meeting of all the military leaders in Japan. "Sojazilla is back. I know, I know, he got killed, but apparently killing Sojazilla doesn't work. And with Prof. Blank dead, we don't know how to make another Oxygen Destroyer. So wut we do?" "Well, we apparently know why they are fighting. Sojazilla got created by a nuke, a truck load of mexicans, and above all, Hulk Hogan. Well, after this incident, Andre the Giant got pissed that his rival was dead, and made his way to a nuclear test site in Arkansas, where he suffered a similar fate." "Of course, that makes perfect sense. But wut we do?" One of the best generals, General Leon, stepped up. "Well, Sojazilla is fighting Crystagurius, right? Why don't we inject her with AIDS, and then have them mate?" "Leon, that is a GREAT idea!!! Someone go give Crystagurius AIDS!" So the Japanese Military gather up all the homosexuals and black people in Japan, and rallied them to where Sojazilla was fighting Crystagurius. The Military had to stall Sojazilla so they could infect Crystagurius. They threw everything they had at Sojazilla. Gundams fired lasers, they threw kittens, they said mean words to him; everything. And while Sojazilla was distracted, a swarm of homosexuals and black people jumped all over Crystagurius, and began the hump. The only problem was that Sojazilla was too beastly to be stalled very long, and whipped out his atomic dong, and killed all the army with it. "Damn, we are running out of time!" Leon yelled. "Make Crystagurius look nice, and fast!" Really quickly all the remaining soldiers put a giant mini-skirt on Crystagurius, some lipstick, and some glasses for good measure. Then Sojazilla looked at Crystagurius. And a look came over his giant-monster-face. Crystagurius looked down at what the army had made her wear, and then back at Sojazilla. And then she starting running like hell. But no "fap fap glasses" chick could excape Sojazilla. He caught her. And then did things to her. "Sir, its working! Sojazilla is mating! He is going to get AIDS now!" "Oh no! General Leon, I have bad news! Somehow, all the faggots and colored folk didn't give Crystagurius AIDS; only genital herpes!" "Fuck!" Leon said. And then he started to think. What could they possibly do? Leon didn't have to think very long. After Sojazilla was done, he began scratching his genital area. Apparently the herpes was taking its told. So much so, that Sojazilla couldn't stand it. His spikes started to flash, and he fired his atomic ray straight into his nuts. I don't think I have to describe the amount of pain this stupid creature felt as it fried its own nuts. In pain, he ran off to a cliff, and fell off into an ice berg. Then the military shot some missiles at it, and buried Sojazilla in it. And the ice felt good, so Sojazilla didn't object. And again, for now, Japan was safe. Preview of Next Chapter: Japan tries to get Harlem to help vs Sojazilla


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