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PhantomZero	Jan 6 2009, 05:44 PM
Swarley Posts: 1,767 Group: Veteran Member #1,035 Joined: January 2, 2007	Chapter 2 – The Midnight Channel The next day as Feez was walking to school, he saw PZ speed past him on his bike and crash into a trashcan. PZ was stuck in the trashcan. Feez was lolin’. “Someone…help…!!” said a muffled voice from the trashcan. Feez, being the nice guy he was, grabbed PZ’s legs and pulled him out of the mess. “Oh man, thanks!” said PZ, brushing the dirt off him and picking his bike back up. “Hey, you’re that new transfer student, Feez, right?” “Yep. You okay?” “Yeah. Hey, did you hear about the incident yesterday? That Lara-su whatever lady was found hanging from an antenna or some shit. There’s no way that was purely an accident.” “It was probably a murder,” said Feez. “Yeah, I bet some sick fuck decided to hang her body like that….shit, we’re gonna be late for school at this rate!” yelled PZ, glancing at his watch. “You want a ride?” he asked, pointing at the back of his bike. “Uhhh..” Feez wasn’t sure he wanted to ride behind a dude on a small bike like that. “It’s okay; this is our first step towards ultimate brodom.” “OKAY!” “ARRIGHT!” Feez jumped onto the bike and the bros sped off. *** At school, King Laharl was once again lecturing about random shit that nobody cared about. He talked about stuff like how he was really cool and how all high school students sucked. However, even though Feez knew this lecture was completely useless and that King Laharl was a complete moron, he felt his knowledge drastically increase. Perhaps learning from idiots about idiotic things was a means of learning as well. Or well, learning about how stupid idiots are so it’s easier to make fun of them. After school, PZ walked over to Feez. “’Sup dude?” “Not much. Just kind of getting used to this place.” “Yeah there isn’t much to do here compared to the city. But Inaba does have clean air, and it’s nice and quiet I suppose. Oh yeah, and we have great steak. I know a place that we can get it for cheap. Wanna come? I’ll spot you,” said PZ, winking. “Sur—“ “Woah, woah, woaaaah!” butted in Tiara. “What about me, “bro”? “What about you?” “Dude, you messed up my amazing Sojazilla DVD! YOU MUST PAY BY FEEDING ME YUMMY STEAK!” “Dude. Okay, I get it.” “Yeah! Doesn’t that sound great, Kaz?” asked Tiara to Kazyen, who was packing her bags near them. “Oh…well, no, I have to help out at the inn today so I’ll have to pass,” she said with an obviously forced smile on her face. She quickly walked out of the classroom. “Oh well,” said Tiara, shrugging. “Let’s get going then.” “You little bitch…making me treat two people…” said PZ, under his breath, as the three headed off. *** Junes, food court… “This is the amazing place you were talking about?” asked Tiara. “This place doesn’t even have steak!” “Yeah, well, once you decided to come I had to change my plans. Because only bros with bros can eat steak together like bros.” “What’s that supposed to mean!?” “Nothing.” “Anyways, we just came here because it’s your place.” “Dude, this isn’t my place or anything. It’s my dad’s. This location opened up about six months back and my dad was assigned to manage it. That’s why our whole family moved.” “My little cousin likes that one Junes song,” said Feez, suddenly remembering BloodRain’s constant singing. “Oh yeah? Well I guess it does attract a lot of customers here. I hate to say it but we’re almost like a monopoly around here.” PZ had some drinks and fries with him and handed them to the other two. “Welcome to Inaba, Feez,” said PZ. “You’re right, though,” said Tiara, taking a sip. “A lot of stores in the shopping district have already closed down in those 6 months…” “Well, you can’t blame it all on Junes….sigh” Just then PZ turned his head and noticed a girl sitting on the other side of the food court. “Hey, it’s Sara-senpai! Be right back guys,” said PZ, ecstatic, as we walked off. [ ] Who’s Sara? [ ] Is Sara PZ’s girlfriend? [x] Hey let’s move a bit closer so we can overhear their conversation. “Hey, good idea!” said Tiara. “Well, Sara’s family runs a liquor store in the shopping district. She works here part-time from what I can gather…” Feez and Tiara moved to a closer table so that they could overhear the conversation. “Hey Sara-senpai, what’s up?” “Heyy, not much PZ. Finally on break. Bringing your friends here to boost the family business?” There was something fishy about the way she said that. Or maybe only Feez thought so. “You look down. Did something happen?” asked PZ. “No…just a bit tired. I shouldn’t have left school early yesterday…” “Huh? Well if you ever need to talk, I’m always willing to listen…” Sara chuckled, “No really, I’m fine. Thanks though.” She looked around and noticed Feez. “Hey, is he the new transfer student?!” She got up and walked over to their table. PZ followed. “Hey, you the new transfer student?” Feez nodded. “Haha, PZ must have already told you about me. It must be nice to have someone else from the big city to talk to, right?” “Sure.” “Yeah, I don’t see him hanging out with many of the other guys around. I guess he doesn’t have too many friends,” said Sara, teasingly. “H-hey!” “Yeah, also he can get annoying sometimes so you gotta tell him that whenever he does.” [ ] Yeah he’s an annoying faggot. [x] We are on a journey towards brodom. If he becomes annoying I’ll have to set him straight. [ ] Nah, he’s cool. “Haha, I was just joking. Anyway…my break’s over. Gotta get back to work.” She said goodbye to them all and headed back inside the store. “Heh, Sara-senpai can get annoying sometimes herself. She has a little brother who she teases a lot…she kind of treats me the same way.” “OOhHhOHohHH I SEE how it is. HMMMM,” said Tiara all of a sudden. “You don’t want her treating you like a little brother eh?” “Dude, it’s not…like that,” said PZ, blushing. “Well, I know how to heal your wounded heart, Mr. You ever hear of the Midnight Channel?” “Huh? What’s that?” “You’re supposed to look into a TV that’s switch off, alone, exactly at midnight on a rainy night. While you’re staring at your own image, another person will appear on the screen. And they say that person’s your soul mate.” She said this all with a mysterious voice. “What? Sounds like a bunch of bogus to me.” “You don’t believe me, huh? Well, it’s going to rain tonight. Why don’t we all try it out. THEN we’ll see what’s bogus.” “Dude. This sounds stupid. But all that aside, you guys know about that incident yesterday right? Wonder who the culprit is…” “Way to get off the original subject! All I’m saying is that you guys better try that Midnight Channel thing tonight." *** That night… Rock had finally come home and was eating dinner with Rain and Feez. “Hey Rain, can you put on the news for me?” She turned the TV on. “Next, more details in the developing story on the incident in foggy Inaba. Announcer Lara-su Echidna’s dead body was found hanging above a house in this isolate rural town. It is confirmed that Ms. Echidna had been involved in an affair with Sentenal, husband of enka singer Sexy Protoss Bitch.” It was nothing more than a follow-up report about yesterday’s murder. Could the incident had been tied up to the lovers’ quarrels? “The police plan to investigate this relationship and question any personnel involved with them. In addition, we now bring you an exclusive interview with the local student who found Ms. Echidna’s body.” “What? An interview with the kid...?” asked Rock, dumstruck. “What went through your mind when you saw it? Could you tell she was dead? Did you see her face?” “Ummm...” said a familiar voice. The figure of the girl was faded out and could barely be seen. “Could you tell she was dead?” “What…she was killed?” replied the girl. “Err…did you see anyone suspicious around here?” “No, not really.” “We heard that you found it when you left school early. Did you have some personal business to take care of?” “W-what?” Feez took another closer look at the shaded figure. It reminded him of Sara, the girl PZ had been talking to earlier at the Junes food court… “Well, that’s all for the interview folks.” Sara left from the screen. “A bizarre case, isn’t it folks? Hanging someone upside from an antenna. I’d have to say it’s a warning or a sign from the culprit! Unfortunately…no one has come forward to take credit for the crime.” “Loads of prank calls, though,” murmured Rock. Commercials started to play. “At Junes, every day is Customer Appreciation Day. Come see for yourself, and get in touch with our products! Every day’s great at your Junes!” “Every day’s great at your Junes!” mimicked Rain. “Hey Dad, let’s go to Junes together some time.” “….” “No?” “zzz.” It seems Rock had gone to sleep. Letting him be, Feez said g’night to Rain and decided to go back up to his room. * It was almost midnight. Feez looked out his window and could see thick rain drops falling. The conditions were right and the stage was set. He walked over to his TV just a few seconds before 12 AM. He peered at the TV for several seconds, but nothing came on. “Heh, just another silly folklore,” said Feez, as he turned his back. Suddenly, however, a light began showing from the TV. “What…?” He could hear music coming from it. His heart began to beat. He saw images of a girl. Several still images. He heard a voice echoing through his head. “I am thou. And thou art I.” Feez stepped back and kneeled, clenching his forehead. “Thou art the one who opens the door.” The ringing in his head stopped and the light from the TV vanished. He got back up and just stared at the TV again for countless minutes. However, all he could see was just his reflection. He didn’t know why, but for some reason Feez began to walk forward towards the TV. He almost instinctively put his hand on the screen, and his hand went through it! It was as if he was being sucked in. “A-aaaah!” His arm was stuck in the TV. Using all his brute force, he dragged it back out and fell on his head. “Are you okay?” he could hear Rain’s voice from the other room. “Y-yeah!” “Mmm…okay!” * After school, the next day… People were talking about the murder from the other day. Lots of rumors were going around. PZ walked up to Feez. “Yo.” “Yo.” “Umm…well, it’s not really that important, but you know that thing Tiara told us about? Well…yesterday on TV I…” He scratched his head. “Oh never mind, I’ll tell you later.” Tiara walked up to them. “Hey, PZ you hear the rumor? Apparently Sara-senpai’s the one who found the dead body.” “Maybe that’s why she looked so down. I didn’t see her at school today either…” Just then Kazyen, who had been packing her bags near them, got up intending to leave. “Huh? Oh Kaz, you helping out at the inn today too?” asked Tiara. “Yeah…things are pretty hectic over there right now…I’m sorry.” She walked out. “Dude, is it just me or does Kazyen seem really stressed out lately?” wondered PZ. [ ] Maybe she got raped and doesn’t know what to do now. [ ] Maybe something’s going on at the inn? [x] Maybe HI_alchemist sent her a love note. “HAHA, good one,” said PZ, chuckling. Tiara sighed. “Oh!” she screamed, as if she had suddenly remembered something. “Did you guys see…it…last night?” “Huh?” replied PZ. “Oh…well, what about you?” “I did. I seriously truly saw a girl. Does that mean my soul mate is a girl? Not sure who it was though, but hair was definitely brown.” “Dude, I think we saw the same person. The image was a bit blurry, but…” “You saw it too? Does that mean we have the same soul mate?” “I don’t know!” “Well, how about you?” Tiara asked Feez. Feez thought it was necessary to relieve some of the tension. “I saw her too… So…” [ ] Are you sure it wasn’t just some weird TV show? [ ] This rumor has to be fake. [x] Foursome? PZ laughed but Tiara shot Feez a glare. “Be serious dammit!” Feez told them everything that happened to him last night. “So we all saw the same person, but…weird voices? Getting sucked into your TV? The hell?” PZ was startled. “You were probably just really tired man.” “Must’ve been a pretty interesting dream,” said Tiara, chuckling. “Maybe if the TV had been bigger you would’ve been sucked all the way in. And…speaking of TVs, our family’s been talking about buying a bigger one lately.” “Oh yeah? Well, Junes sure does have a lot of ‘em, wanna check it out? We always have the best stuff, including electronics and whatnot. We recently even got a new stock of flatscreen TVs,” said PZ, matter-of-factly. “Sure! Let’s go. I only really want a new TV so I can watch my kung-fu movies in high quality. WA-TAAA! ATAAA! HYAA!” screamed Tiara, posing some cool moves. * Junes, electronics department… Feez, Tiara, and PZ were looking at a huge TV. “Wow, this is huge!” said Tiara. “But…look at the price of that thing. Ridiculous~!” “Well, I guess only those rich folk buy things like this.” “Yeah, I suppose. Oh well.” They both looked at each other really quickly and then walked forward and touched the screen. Nothing happened. “Haha, didn’t think it’d work,” said PZ. “Figures.” “I guess it was just a dream, Feez,” said Tiara. “So Tiara, what’s your family’s budget?” “Show me something that’s cheap.” They walked a little to the side to another TV. “Here’s another model we recently got. A downgrade from that other one, but definitely affordable for people who make no money because they’re too lazy to go get off their asses and work.” “Dude, this isn’t cheap at all PZ!” said Tiara. “And my family isn’t lazy! Not everyone makes a lot of money.” “Sorry, I didn’t know what your version of ‘cheap’ was.” The conversation between the two continued. Feez just stood there watching. He looked at the big TV again. What if…he tried to go in? Was it really a dream? He walked forward and put his hand on the screen. It went through! His hand was stuck inside the screen! “Oh yeah, yeah you told me about that movie. Let me borrow it some time. No, no I won’t break it. I pro—“ ”HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT WHAT THE FUCK!” yelled PZ all of a sudden, as he had just taken note of Feez. Tiara looked too. “Wh-whaaat!?!? WOAH. WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!” They ran towards Feez. “You got to be kidding me. It wasn’t a dream?” asked Tiara. “Why would I tell you about it if it was a dream? I don’t usually dream you silly niggers,” said Feez. “Oh man, oh man!” yelled PZ. Feez, feeling brave, put his head inside the TV. It went through! “OH MY GOD!” yelled Tiara. “Dude, there’s like empty space inside!” yelled Feez. “What? You serious!?!” “It’s pretty spacious too guys!” yelled Feez, again. “W-what? What’s pretty spaci—I mean, what’s going on here!” said Tiara. “FUCKFUCK I GOTTA PEE!” yelled PZ, jumping up and down. “Are you gonna pee in your pants or something!?” “I’ve been holding it all day. I can’t hold…it…anymore…!!! AAHHAHRHBURNAN” PZ ran towards the bathroom, but a split second later he came back. “Shit! Customers are coming!” “What?!” yelled Tiara. “But we guy this stupid idiot here half-stuck inside a TV!” “What’re we gonna do!?” They both begin running around in random directions for some reason unexplainable by even the authors of this fanfiction. The bumped each other, and then both bumped into Feez’s ass. Yeah, they all fell in. “What the? Wait, Wooooooooah!” It was as if they were falling down a huge pit or hole of some sort. It was…an interesting experience to say the least. What lay ahead of them? What was inside this mysterious TV world? Edited by Soji Seta**, Jan 10 2009, 08:38 PM.
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