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Laharl	Jan 14 2009, 06:56 AM
Narcissistic Bastard With A Hint Of Mental Insanity Or Mentally Insane With A Hint Of Narcissism Posts: 4,444 Group: Veteran Member #264 Joined: June 28, 2005	*Chapter Two* The Sun was blazing overhead. Anybody would collapse from such heat before long. Thankfully, The Brotherhood has enormous amounts of stamina so the heat didn't really effect them. They've survived through worse places. ''Feez, are we almost there?'' PR groaned. Feez, like always, just ignored his whining companion and instead kept walking. PZ was keeping a sharp eye of the surroundings incase anyone would be foolish enough to ambush them. But they were not far from their destination. Only a few yards left and they'd be there. PZ took this as an opportunity to ask Feez some questions. ''So you wanna tell me why we're doing this?'' ''Back in the last town, you remember when PR passed out and you had to carry him back to the hotel? As you were doing that, someone approached me. It was a man, about forty or so years old. He told me his daughter had been kidnapped and taken to the town we are going to now.'' ''Why us?'' PZ asked. ''He told me it was because we we're the only ones capable of doing this.'' ''Why not just ask the New Breed?'' ''He did, but they said they couldn't be bothered with such small tasks and the Reapers aren't very friendly.'' ''Fucking assholes.'' PR said. ''They think they're so cool. I'll slice them into little juicy pieces and see how cool they are now.'' ''Calm the fuck down. You can cut them all you want, but for now we do this. And PLEASE control yourself. You have a tendency to go overboard and we need to keep the target safe. If you cause her any harm due to your frequent rampages, I will personally handicap you myself.'' Feez warned PR. ''Relax man. Do you know who the fuck I am? I'm fucking PR. The sexiest motherfucker on the god damn planet. I'll just flex my huge biceps and the bad guys will be so scared they'll shit their pants. I AM THE MAN!'' At that point both Feez & PZ face palmed. ''As long as you don't kill the hostage I really don't give a damn what you do.'' Feez said. Once they arrived at the town, Feez told PZ to scout ahead. He would wait with PR who looked he was about to jizz his pants from anticipation. He really wanted to kill something. Feez thought it was funny considering he didn't want to go. Five minutes later PZ returned ''Did you find a good way in?'' Feez asked. ''Yeah...but you're not gonna believe what I saw. I was the New Breed near the town center. It looked like they were guarding the area.'' ''HOLY SHI--'' PR yelled. ''Shut the fuck up! Do you want them to hear us?'' Feez said as he punched PR. ''God damn nigger. y u gotta do dis to me, Feez?'' ''Because you're an idiot who can't keep his mouth shut.'' He then turned to PZ. ''Any ideas why they're here?'' ''No. I thought you said they couldn't be bothered with such a worthless job? And whats more, they're actually helping her stay locked up. This dosen't make any sense.'' ''Very odd.'' PR said as he stroked his chin trying to look intelligent. ''Maybe they know I was comin' so they got the fucking New Breed cause they know I was on the way to rescue the helpless girl that they're all faping over.'' ''Then lead the way.'' Feez told PZ, once again ignoring PR. ''Okay lets go. PR, you go last. And take this. It will make the enemies fear you more.'' he then handed PR a muzzle. ''Okay! Thanks alot PZ! You--'' ''I think you should put it on now.'' Feez said ''Oh, sure thing Feez. I'll make the bad guys shit their pants so much they won't ever...blah, blah, blah'' At that point both Feez and PZ had left. *End of Chapter Two*


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