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*Sentenal*	Jan 26 2009, 02:09 AM
When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat. Posts: 15,616 Group: FEFF Emperor Member #1 Joined: May 16, 2005	Air Kongy vs Sojazilla (part 2) The Duel was set. Air Kongy was walking up all monkey-like towards Sojazilla, and both were roaring at each other. The Military had helicopters and stuff spinning around them, and everyone was wondering "Who is gonna win!?!?!" Air Kongy started beating his chest, and roaring, trying to make Sojazilla scared. But that bitch didn't know who he was dealin with. Sojazilla's spikes started to glow, and then he hit a passing chopper with his Atomic Ray. Air Kongy went silent, and was like "Woah wtf was that?", and started blinking really fast, like he was an epileptic or something. Well, it was a stupid ape, so he decided to pick up a giant rock that was next to him, and chunked it at Sojazilla. This made Sojazilla angry. Kongy was getting a bit carried away, and picked up another rock, and threw it as well. Sojazilla said "Bitch, please, wtf you throwin rocks at me fo'?!!?" Sojazilla fired returned fire, and burned a path all the way up to Air Kongy with his Atomic Ray. When the fire hit the monkey, he ran backwards, trying to dodge the attack. Sojazilla fired another shot, and this time got Air Kongy in his stomach. It was all smoking, and on fire 'n shit, since for some reason in this ~~movie~~ arc Sojazilla's Atomic Ray isn't as powerful as it is normally. Fuckin plot devices. Sojazilla roared, threatening another attack. Air Kongy scratched his head, and then his butt, and said "This nigga gots him a flame thrower, fuck this shit, he best watch his back" and walked off in defeat. With Air Kongy retreating, Japan went emo. Sojazilla would surely kill them all. And Sojazilla began killing everything again, walking towards Tokyo. The Military formed many defensive lines to try to stop him. In one, they dug up a huge hole, and filled it with bombs, and gasoline, and then covered it up. The plan was to have Sojazilla fall into the hole, and then blow him up. Lucky for them, thats exactly what happened. Sojazilla fell into the hole, and they made it go boom. But it was Sojazilla, so it didn't kill him. Sojazilla kept advancing. The last line of defense before Tokyo was made. Apparently some idiot scientist guy said that Sojazilla was weak to electricity. It was complete bullshit, since Sojazilla only like walked through downed powerlines all the time when he raped Tokyo last time, but apparently Sojazilla would be too gosu otherwise if he didn't have some weakness. So a blockade of many huge power line things were setup outside of Toyko, and were filled with 1,000,000 volts of electricity, to keep Sojazilla from getting in. Sojazilla walked up to the powerlines and punched them, but it hurt him. He decided to try to find another way in, so started circling Tokyo indefinitely. General Leon was like "Yes, he can't get in! We are saved!" But right after he said that, one of his aids yelled "General! Air Kongy approaching Tokyo!" Now for whatever reason, electricity seemed to strength Air Kongy. I dunno. It just does. The electrical blockade did not stop Kongy. He ran up to the power lines, and ate them. Air Kongy ran into the city, and PhantomZero ran out to meet him. He pointed, and yelled. "Oh no, it is Air Kongy, we must flee the city!" Then he and Air Kongy pounded Bro Knuckles, and PZ fled. Air Kongy was stepping on houses and stuff, and punched a building. Its like he didn't know how to completely level a city, but he was just having fun. A train was trying to run away in the wrong direction, towards Kongy, and so Kongy picked the train up. Everyone in it was pissing their pants, and then this one chick fell out of the train, into Kongy's hand. It was Kayzen, the resident member of the opposite sex in Tokyo. Air Kongy took her in hand, and ran up to a build that actually wasn't very tall, and he climbed up it, and roared. The Army was pissed, since now that Kongy had Kayzen, they couldn't shoot at him, for there was the chance they might hit Kayzen. They didn't know what to do. The NeoMagician Zombie came up, and told General Leon, "Air Kongy is weak to fried chicken and hip hop music. Use that against him." Leon replied, "Good idea, lets do that." And then blew Neo Magician Zombie's head off since he was a zombie. The army fixed their rockets with giant chicken drumsticks, rather than missiles, and got ready to play some Tupac music. The fired the Chicken Rockets, and they exploded in the air around Air Kongy, and fried chicken gas when everywhere. Then they started playing the rap, and Air Kongy fell asleep, and fell off the building. The army rescued Kayzen, and then they started to try to think about how to deal with Kongy. Preview of Next Chapter: Conclusion of arc


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