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*Sentenal*	Jan 31 2009, 11:28 PM
When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat. Posts: 15,616 Group: FEFF Emperor Member #1 Joined: May 16, 2005	Air Kongy vs Sojazilla (part 3) All of the military people in Japan were standing around the sleeping Kongy. "So, uhhhh... We put him to sleep. Now what?" They were too noobie to kill Kongy, so they didn't know what to do. "I know! Lets tie Kongy up to a bunch of ballons, and then drop him on Sojazilla. Then they will kill each other." General Leon said. And so, they tied Air Kongy up to ballons, and flew him to Sojazilla. It was retarded looking. Sojazilla had gotten bored with walking around in circles, so went back to Mt. Fuji. Sojazilla started roaring at Air Kongy, and that woke him up. And then they dropped Air Kongy. Air Kongy dropped, hit the ground, and started sliding down the mountain in a comical fashion, and ran right into Sojazilla. It hit hard, and sent Sojazilla rolling down the mountain, this too in a comical fashion. Sojazilla was pissed. He got up, and started chasing after Air Kongy. Air Kongy started to beat his chest, and then ran away. He went to the other side of the mountain, and hid behind some cliff. He stepped on some houses too. Sojazilla ran past the cliff, not noticing Air Kongy's hiding spot. The ape jumped out, and grabbed Sojazilla's tail. Sojazilla spazzed at the surprise attack, and turned around really quick, which in turn flung Kongy to the ground. Air Kongy scrambled back to his feet, and grabbed his tail again, since he was determined. Sojazilla again flung him off, and turned to face Kongy. Air Kongy lost his tail grabbing determination, so he picked up a giant rock next to him, and threw it at Sojazilla, and hit him in the face. He then grabbed another one, and threw it again, but this time Sojazilla smacked it straight back at Kongy and hit him with his own rock. "Bitch you just crossed the line" Air Kongy said, and threw another rock. It hit Sojazilla in the head, so Sojazilla decided to fire back with his Atomic Ray. It barely missed Kongy, but burned him. Kongy got mad, and ran up to Sojazilla and started grappling and wrestling with the mexican lizard. He was beatin on Sojazilla, but he threw him off, and hit him with his Atomic Ray again. Air Kongy was taken back, but then responded by tackling Sojazilla, sending both of them rolling down the mountain. When they stopped rolling, Air Kongy was on top, and started punching Sojazilla. Sojazilla managed to roll out from under him, but was having trouble getting back on his feet. Kongy took the opportunity to pelt him with rocks. But finally, the King of Monsters was back on his feet. Kongy tried to tackle Sojazilla again... But Sojazilla dodged, and Kongy ran head first into some rock. Then he just layed there, like he was unconscious. Stupid monkey, running into rocks isn't smart. Sojazilla started throwing rocks at him, returning the favor. He started pounding on Kongy with his tail, but it was a trap! Kongy sprung to his feet and surprise attacked him. But Sojazilla was actually ready for it, and head-butted Air Kongy, and then drop kicked him (I am dead fucking serious), sending Kongy flying. The fight was almost over. Sojazilla began beating him with his tail again, and set the ground ablaze with his atomic ray. But as if God himself wanted the fight to continue, and electrical storm came, and lightning started to strike Air Kongy. This game him a power up. If you ever saw the end of 'Ernest Goes to Jail', Kongy was now sorta like that. He now shocked people he touched, and was stronger. Fucking plot devices. Anyway, Air Kongy was revived, and grabbed Sojazilla's tail, and this him he was the one who flung Sojazilla to the ground. Sojazilla got back up, and they started wrestling again, but Kongy was winning. Sojazilla had a chance though, and knocked Kongy to the ground. But Kongy picked up a tree, and ran up to Sojazilla, and tried shove it down his throat. Sojazilla fired his atomic ray, burning the tree up, and driving Kongy back. Air Kongy suplexed Sojazilla after that, and they fought and wrestled to some big famous building castle thing. Sojazilla tripped Kongy with his tail, and fire a few volleys of his atomic breath at Kongy to buy him tim to get to the other side of the building castle thing. Kongy was like super aggressive mode, and instead of going around the castle, he started pounding his way through it. Then he tackled Sojazilla, and both fell off a cliff into the ocean. No one knew what went on down there, as their fight continued. But then, there was like an earthquake, and it stopped. Who had won!?!? Then, off towards the horizon, Air Kongy surfaced. He said "Nigga ain't so bad once ya done chillin, yo", and headed off into the sunset. The battle was over, and Kongy was going home. But what was the fate of Sojazilla...? Preview of Next Chapter: giant insect pedophile shows up


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