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Kamaitachi	Mar 19 2009, 01:47 AM
Classy Posts: 5,263 Group: Judge Member #613 Joined: February 13, 2006	Chapter 5: 3:04 am, read the clock atop the tv. Soja stretched wearily, gently shedding the flower-adorned drunk robe he was clad in. He stared at it vacantly, suddenly realizing what had happened. "Well fuck." He placed it gently aside and threw on some clothes, proceeding to trundle down the stairs. Nick was seated on the couch, playing a gameboy DS. "You're still up?" "Oh." Nick looked up "You're finally up?" "Got drunk." "Noted." "Playing Pokemon, again?" "Yeah." "I got next." Soja slowly meandered over to the coffee table, where he pulled out the drawer. 5 Gameboy DS consoles sat in there, each a different colour, and each labeled with each of the roommates names. He picked up the red one marked "Soja" and turned it on. After a few minutes, Soja and Nick were locked in battle. "Haha" Nick pumped his fist triumphantly "And with Forretress' rapid spin, say good bye to that fucking Stealth Rock." "Ah, whatever." grumbled Soja in response. "Here's a flamethrower." "Fuck." Nick sighed, watching as his Forretress died a fiery, horrible death. The doorknob wiggled. Suddenly alert, the two perked up, staring at each other, then turning slowly to the door as it opened. Kamai stumbled in, clad in a leather jacket and tangerine speedo. "Hollie leftme at...da bar..." he grumbled "waited for her...drank a lot...muhr..." "Uh oh" Nick grinned "Looks like Kamai's gonna be wearing the drunk robe tonight." "Playing poookiemon?" the drunk roommate tossed his messenger bag at Nick, narrowly missing his friend again. "Yeah, care to join in?" Soja offered. "KAMAI TACHI! DIGIVOLVE TOOOO...." Kamai spun a few times in a surprisingly balletic fashion towards the two on the couch "KICKSNICKINTHEFACE TAKE THAT!" With that he leapt into a flying kick, knocking Nick clear off the couch before landing on top of him with a thud. "KABAI! WUD DA FUG!!?!?" Nick roared angrily, drawing back his fist. Deftly, Kamai caught it and pinned it to the back of Nick's head before curling up, wrapping his remaining arm and legs around his roomie. "GED DA FUG OV BE!" "No." the offender grinned stupidly as he nuzzled his face into Nick's chest. "Did I hear affectionate-drunk-Kamai walk in?" a voice floated in sleepily from upstairs. The three guys looked up to see Hollie standing there. "Oh, I guess I did." "Librarian Girl" Kamai pointed a finger at her, still somehow pinning the struggling Nick "You came and you changed my world." "You forgot to pick him up." Soja sighed "Looks like he got drunk in lieu of taking the bus." "Rock dropped me off." shrugged the man still thoroughly wrapped around his now enraged roommate. "Rock drove?" Hollie blinked "he was smashed when we got there." "Rock's good at that" Kamai sighed, rubbing his cheek against Nick's, while retaining the same deadpan bored face he always had. "I SWEAR DO GOD I'LL KILL YOU!" Nick yelled. "Oh baby, you know I likes it rough." Kamai sighed. "SEXUAL HARRASSMENT!" Nick yelled again vainly. "I know you likes it too, sugartits." "Did he just call Nick sugartits?" Soja and Hollie exchanged a glance, raising their eyebrows at one another. "I'll make popcorn" Hollie gestured towards the kitchen. "This looks like it'll be fun." "KABAI, YOU HAVE FOUR SEGONDS DO GED OV ME!" "I'll be done in two. I never claimed to have any staying power. You know, I'm not like one of those cannons that takes awhile to start up, then explodes, then takes awhile to reload. No. I'm like a machine gun. Ratatatatatatatat. Conversely, that's a pokemon. Wanna play pokemon?" "GED OV ME!" "ME! I CHOOSE ME! LOVELY KISS!" Kamai yelled, planting a big sloppy kiss on Nick's cheek." "BE! I JOOSE BE! DYNABIC BUNJ!" Nick had finally gotten a hand loose to rear back, but Kamai merely shifted his weight, pinning Nick's entire arm so that the former was forced to grab aimlessly at the air. "Ima make a sammich on your ass." Kamai blinked "Where's da mayo?" "Kamai's hilarious when he's drunk." Hollie re-entered with some popcorn, handing some to Soja as she sat next to him. "Did he just tell Nick he'd make a sandwich on his ass?" "You heard him." "Poor Nick" they turned to see DS, cautiously making her way down the stairs in her nightgown. "Although, from the way he struggles, you'd think he secretly liked it." At that, Kamai let go, smiling gently, and Nick let fly a punch. It stopped millimeters from Kamai's face. "You can't hit me." he stood slowly "You love me too much." With that cryptic message, he retreated upstairs. Nick stood there, growling, finally putting down his fist. "Bugger's right. Could never bring myself to hit that asshole." "Out of love?" DS ventured, grinning impishly "Out of love. Not romantic love, just...you can't hit that guy, no matter what he says." "It's true" Soja frowned "I usually resort to kicking something over in his room instead." "Or one time, you threw his bed out the window." Hollie smiled fondly "Yeah, and until I put it back into his room for him, he insisted on sleeping between me and Crysta." "Ah, that makes sense." Nick nodded. A brief moment of silence settled on the room. Finally, Nick broke the silence: "Why do we keep him around again?" "He's mildly entertaining." DS nodded sagely. "Yeah. Mildly" Hollie nodded assent. "Oh, well then it's okay" They finished the popcorn amongst themselves, and each retreated to their rooms. Once all the doors had closed, one in the basement opened, and the final roommate stepped out into the common room. "Oh...I missed all the fun..." she sighed softly, running her fingers through her hair. "I guess that's how it's going to be from now on..."
	Quote: H乜骏 says: Pure genius. H乜骏 says: Well. 72% genius, 28% alcohol.

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