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Chapter 6:

Hollie sighed, resting her cheek on her hand as she stared forward at the blackboard. Her professor was animatedly chattering away up front on the symbolism in Emily Bronte, but she couldn't care less.

Without warning, a sharp pain stuck in her neck. Gasping loudly, she instinctively reached up, and felt something strange had pierced her. Gingerly, she removed it, and examined it.

"A blow dart?" she blinked

"Excuse me, Miss Hollie" the teacher peered over his glasses at her inquisitively. "Have you something to say?"

"No...no...nothing" Hollie blinked. The professor resumed as Hollie peered around the class. No one seemed to notice the fact that she'd just been assaulted by a blow dart. As she turned her lack of attention back to the front of the class, she heard a faint "thuck" noise. The girl next to her jolted in surprise, and Hollie noted yet another dart. "What the fuck?"

She turned to see if Kamai had been struck as well. To her horror, he was covered head to toe in them he was apparently lining up another shot. He noted her watching, and quickly retracted the blow gun, hiding it poorly under his desk with his hands. He grinned sheepishly at her with a small wave. She glared at him.

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"Those things hurt!" Hollie fumed as she walked alongside Kamai away from their class
"Where on earth did you get a blow gun and darts?"

"Ranger Surplus Store." he shrugged, matter-of-factly before swiftly shooting off another dart. Hollie simply placed her forefinger and thumb on the bridge of her nose, shaking her head.

"What on earth-"

"-that store is the cat's ass." Kamai grinned.

"..."

"..."

"The cat's ass?"

"Yes."

"Where the hell did you come up with that turn of phrase?"

"Commercial said it. Ranger Surplus Store. This store is the cat's ass."

"Kamai's been watching too much TV again" the two turned to see Nick and DS walking up.

"Think fast Nick!" Knowing all too well what would happen next, Nick instinctively ducked. However, it merely accomplished one thing: Nick now had a blow dart stuck in the top of his head.

"Wow. I'm surprised Kamai hasn't been arrested for this yet." Nick sighed, removing the blow dart from his head.

"It's Kamai. He's never been arrested." DS sighed in tandem with her friend. She winced as Kamai lined up a shot for her, but noticed that her blow dart was evidently very sticky and gross.

"I specialize in spitballs too." he grinned madly before prancing off. "La lala lala la la."

"He 'lala's when he prances. Why do we keep him around?" Hollie could not help but allow herself an irritated growl.

"Who else would attack us with blow darts?" DS shrugged.

Nick and Hollie nodded assent.
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Pure genius.
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Well. 72% genius, 28% alcohol.

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