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| Nergals Evil Pie; Written by Foolie Coolie...err....Me... | |
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| Topic Started: Jun 26 2005, 09:55 AM (170 Views) | |
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Jun 26 2005, 09:55 AM Post #1 |
Giggly girl from Down the Lane
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Ok! I'm going to write a fan fic about Nergal making a pie and giving it to Eliwood instead of fighting him directly. Here goes. Once upon a time there was a man named Nergal. He was very evil. One day he decided to make an evil pie and send it to his good guy super baddie enemy Eliwood so it would violently choke and kill him. He put all his evil power into one little ball and crafted it into a pecan pie. He then coated it with evil love and put it in a stinky stupid box and mailed it to Eliwood. A few days later Eliwood recived a really rank box. He opened it and to his surpirse, found a sweet pie of love. He then called over Hector, Lyn and all of his wives. They then began to viciously eat this pie which was embeded with Nergals evil. Then, everyone who had not eaten the pie suddenly fell ill and died. Eliwood felt very bad so he entered a Hottie contest for Nintedo Power and lost to Nemises. He felt very bad and went home and cried. He cried a river to heaven and everyone fell down and stabed the living crap out of Eliwood with angelic spears. Then Nergal came down from heaven and told Eliwood he had made the pie and he hoped that Eliwood would forgive him. Well, Eliwood pondered on this question, then he thought because pondering hurt his head. He then cut off his own arm and beat the living shit out of Nergal. Then Eliwood died of massive blood loss. He lived happily ever after being Lucifers bitch in hell. The End....? ~Foolie Coolie~ |
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| Lord Pent | Jun 26 2005, 04:36 PM Post #2 |
Former Mage of Etruria
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...scary,yet funny. Continue if it's possible. |
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| Gnave | Jun 27 2005, 12:35 AM Post #3 |
Blood is Power
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Its um...difernt....living up to your s/n too..... |
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Jun 27 2005, 02:38 PM Post #4 |
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Giggly girl from Down the Lane
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Ok,part two, two, two, two.... Nergals evil pie travled across the lands, slowly killing everyone it touched. Somehow, it found its way to Magvel where Prince Lyon used to it take over Renias. It killed King Fado and Orson, the stupid dumbass took over and slowly everyone died. Then, Lyon got killed by his girlfriend. He then became Lucifers bitch with Eliwood. Eliwood and Lyon made a plan to escape, but Lucifer caught them each time. He turned them both into kats and sent them up to earth to destroy everyone. Eliwood was hit by a cart driven by Merlinus and Lyon was stepped on and stabed to death by Eirika who was elirgic to cats. Lyon was very sad and beat the living shit out of Eliwood when they got back to hell. Then Lucifer killed them both and turned into a devil cat. He died of massive blood loss and went to sub hell where he met a nice young man. They got married and had two kids. A boy named Eliwood and a girl named Lyn. The grew up and got married and had little retarded children. The end....? ~Foolie Coolie~ <I know, not a funny as my last story, but...I'm trying my very best.> |
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| FyshStyx | Jun 27 2005, 08:29 PM Post #5 |
I'm on Alesse!
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:mellow: Sorry, but um that was kinda lame. *Pisses pants* |
 
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Jun 28 2005, 04:35 PM Post #6 |
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Giggly girl from Down the Lane
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I'm not good at comedy, I'm better with tragic tales. |
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| Sesshomaru | Jul 5 2005, 09:44 PM Post #7 |
FEGirl Fanboy
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You could turn what you have into tragic. |
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