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| Radiance Theatre; Warning - Spoilers \o/ | |
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| Leon | Aug 1 2008, 02:30 PM Post #361 |
GUUUUNDAAAAAAAM
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Chapter 25 Strange Lands - Prologue Narrator: Ike and company have broken through Delbray Castle, meeting up with the rest of their Crimean retainers. The army grows to the largest it has ever been, and reinforcements are only growing. This information boosts Ike's confidence, as he marches the army at top speed to join their new allies. Phoenicis Hall  Tibarn: Leanne! My sweet sweet blond bombshell, how are you feeling?  Leanne: こんにちは光輝の劇場 Tibarn: Uh, cool...starting to feel at home here? Leanne: こんにちは光輝の劇場 Tibarn: ...oh, no wonder I don't understand what the hell you're saying. I forgot my hearing aid. Alright...just pop it in and... Leanne: Yo boy howz 'dis weatha? It's straight up crazy hot it's a perfect day to go out to slap some hos Tibarn: Son of a bitch! This is Devdan's hearing-translation-aid! LOTZ!!  Lotz: Bwa-huh, yes sir? Tibarn: I'll B.R.B, I gotta go track down this black dude. I gotta go out to Gallia anyway. Watch over Leanne for me and help her pack her Abercombie and Fitch clothing. Lotz: These jeans feel and smell like money. Tibarn: And no butt stuff with her. I've got my eye on you. Lotz: Awww... Leanne: こんにちは光輝の劇場 Lotz: Uhh...I don't know what you're saying. Leanne: こんにちは光輝の劇場 Lotz: ...You want me to be careful with these jackets? Yes, I know, three of these can buy a house. I'M BEING CAREFUL, OKAY? Leanne: こんにちは光輝の劇場 Lotz: OKAY. I. AM. SEPERATING. THESE JEANS. WITH THE ONES. THAT. AREN'T. RIPPED. Leanne: こんにちは光輝の劇場 Lotz: ...is something wrong? I'm handling these things alright... Leanne: こんにちは光輝の劇場 Lotz: What?...Behind me? WHAT? IS. SOMEONE. BEHIND. ME?  Black Knight: You really should've brushed up on your Pictionary skills. Lotz: Gwargh! *dies* Leanne: こんにちは光輝の劇場 Black Knight: Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Keep screaming. Keep doing it. Then I'll kill your off-screen father off-screen. You want that? Leanne: こんにちは光輝の劇場 Black Knight: Good. Because I have no idea where the hell that guy is. He's off-screen. ---- Crimera Castle  Ashnard: Ah! The prodigal son returns! Black Knight: Anything else you want to say that the Fire Emblem fans can chew on for the sequel? Ashnard: Nah, that's good for me. Black Knight: I got what you wanted. Ashnard: Jeez, how do you tell the difference between the guys and the girls? It's like mad incest. Black Knight: I usually see for an Adam's Apple then grab their crotch. Ashnard: That's what she said! Black Knight: ... Ashnard: ...no? Really? Get yourself a sense of humo- Black Knight: It was difficult for me to deceive the Hawk King. Take care of this one. Ashnard: Ah yes! But you got all that fancy power, right? Nothing is difficult for the great Black Knight! Black Knight: That stuff drains my strength. I need to drop the habit. How's the armor I gave you and your dragon? Ashnard: They're great! But...not very fashionable... Black Knight: Well, I also brought her clothes. Ashnard: Gasp! Is this...Abercombie and Fitch?! How lovely! I will become a billionaire after I sell these things to teenage girls! Even better, they've been worn before! That adds 50 dollars to their value! BRILLIANT!! ------------------------- Tibarn: Uhh, that feels much better in my ear than that Kanye West translation. Lotz: M-my king... Tibarn: Holy mackeral, tuna, and fried pork! Lotz: Sir, fried pork doesn't belong with the others... Tibarn: Hmm...that's correct, but forget that! What happened here?! Lotz: I'm sorry...the princess...I was never any good at pictionary... Tibarn: What the hell are you talking about. Who was the dastard that did this to you?! Lotz: Knight...black...gwa..urrk!! Tibarn: Lotz! No!! CURSE YOU, DEVDAN!! THIS WAS EVILLY DONE! DEVDAN, YOU CRAVEN DASTARD!!!! |
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| Dragon_Sniper | Aug 1 2008, 02:45 PM Post #362 |
mmmmmmmatt cassel
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lol Le-Le is still awesome. :D You should update more often. ;[ |
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| Davidof | Aug 1 2008, 04:25 PM Post #363 |
Dutchie
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Lol, Devdan hearing aid |
Previously known as: Serra, Hakato, Hakado, Dorgie Poo, Pearl Fey, Kallen and Sailor Moon HakaDSie>Kovutachi
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| Laharl | Aug 2 2008, 07:59 AM Post #364 |
Narcissistic Bastard With A Hint Of Mental Insanity Or Mentally Insane With A Hint Of Narcissism
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Very 'lol' worthy, but I hope thats only part one. |
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| PhantomZero | Aug 2 2008, 08:26 AM Post #365 |
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Nice update Leon. 
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| Hospitality | Aug 2 2008, 08:27 AM Post #366 |
My rooming is horrible.
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Where was this two months ago? |
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| Tiaro | Aug 2 2008, 02:27 PM Post #367 |
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Brawl code: 1118-0273-4847
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| Sothe | Aug 5 2008, 08:26 PM Post #368 |
 
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TOO SHORT. 
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| AdamNW | Aug 5 2008, 11:23 PM Post #369 |
Needs moar Sety
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It's not even done yet. |
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| Leon | Aug 24 2008, 10:30 PM Post #370 |
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GUUUUNDAAAAAAAM
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Chapter 25 Strange Lands  Largo: Hey there little man! Where's the General 'round here?  Ike: ...are you serious? Largo: Whoa, sorry there, buddy. I just mean, c'mon...you're tiny compared to me and my roid arms. Ike: No, I mean, you're seriously not cold, not wearing a shirt? It's winter. It's freezing. Who are you, Mr. Freeze?  Let's...kick some ICE! Largo: Actually, I'm Largo - world-class berserker! Ike: World-class beserker...that's your title? Couldn't you think of something cooler? Like Purple Hair Guy? Largo: Well, World's Strongest Man was already patented by Barry Bonds... Ike: Like you could hold it anyway. Bonds has arms the size of dogs. Largo: What?! Are you doubting my strength?! Look, I can pin a tiger with my bare hands! Ike: Are you seriously using that as a test? Do you have a tiger handy? Largo: Uh well...no. Siegfried and Roy adopted my last one. Do you have one? Ike: ...hmm...  Lethe: *glares* Ike: No. Largo: Alright fine...look, watch as I...  LARGO PUUUUUUUUUUUNCH!! Ike: ...fine, you're hired. Largo: HAHAHAHA! But wait, where's the general around here? I don't think you can make decisions like that...the general here must be big, strong, and shirtless...just like me!  Calill: Did someone say shirtless? Largo: WHOA! Calill! Yo babe, what you doing here? Calill: Oh, only shirtless men...bummer ;[ Largo: Calill, whose the general around- Calill: That hot blue boy right there. Ike: Yo. Largo: ...wait, really? I've never heard of a late-teenage boy being the leader of heroes in a Japanese RPG before... Calill: *wink* Largo: But I have heard of hot hos! Count me in, captain! Ike: Why can't Nintendo, y'know, give me someone cool one of these times?  Ranulf: Hey Ike, the Gallian army is right over these mountains! Rawr!  Ike: ...alright. Well, if we avoid them and go around the mountains, how long will it take to get to our destination?  Soren: According to my Garmin...3 days, 23 minutes, and 14 seconds. We'll also get 3.5 gallons more to the mile. Ike: What?! Hmm...EXP, MPG...EXP, MPG... Black Knight: Hey. You level 20 yet, faggot? Ike: ...WE'RE HITTING UP THOSE MOUNTAINS. NOW.  Soldier: The enemy is approaching, sir!  Gromell: Oh no! Already?..grr, send these Vietnamese ladies back to their homes, my manicure will have to wait! It's time for me to put on my He-Man clothes!! Soldier: And this was one of the more NORMAL generals I could've worked with...  Titania: Commander, the enemy has all camped on the top of this summit. I wonder what sort of trap they have set for us this time... Ike: ...those boulders weren't all conviently put there without human hands...is that really... Soren: Yes. Ike: That's...their trap. To roll boulders after us. Soren: Yup. Ike: How the hell did these idiots take over our country in the first place? Soren: But we got the ultimate weapon to counter their rock attack! Let me introduce: BOYD!  Boyd: NOM NOM NOM I EAT ROCKS *consumes* Soren: He's like a human Pac-Man.  Boyd: NOM NOM NOM MIST'S LEGS.  Mist: *slap* Gromell: Nooooooo!! My ultimate strategy, how could you foil it?! Ike: You didn't level up enough, fool! Now Geoboyd, use Rock Throw!! Geo-Boyd: GEO!! *kills* Gromell: G-G-Gah...rock hard...bros...*dies* Ike: Is this the end of them? Ranulf: It looked like there were more of them when we started the battle. Soldier: Hahaha! Now we've got you! Eat rock! NOTE, THIS IS AN ACTUAL LINE IN THE GAME. I'M NOT KIDDING. Millions of Video Gamers: ...*head-desk*  Elencia: Eeek! I'm allergic to rock! Tibarn: *flies in and commits a Jurassic Park-terror scene on soldiers* Soldier: *over-kill*  Reyson: Tibarn! You came! Tibarn: The ladies don't say that one too often. Ike: Why'd you come here? Boyd: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! Mist: No, Boyd. No. I know her. She never said that. Don't say what she said ever again. Boyd: Aw, why does the ripped guy get to say all the funny jokes? *sob* Tibarn: I came here to settle things with one of your men. Ike: Huh? What do you mean?  Devdan: Devdan kissed a girl, and Devdan liked it/ the taste of her cherry chap stick/ Devdan hopes Devdan's boyfriend don't mind it/ Tibarn: You! Devdan: Huh? Sorry, Devdan could not hear you, Devdan is having too much fun with this iPhone! Devdan doesn't need an iPod, cell phone, or laptop anymore! Tibarn: *eats iPhone* Devdan: What?! Devdan is confused! iTibarn? Tibarn: You took her! And you killed Lotz! WHERE IS SHE?! Devdan: Devdan doesn't know what iTibarn means! Devdan was just tasting cherry chap stick! Ike: Tibarn, what are you talking about? Devdan's been with us the whole time. Tibarn: Well I...uhh...hm. I'll explain everything in a moment - first lets meet with the King of Lions. He's waiting for us at the bottom of this mountain. Ike: How convenient! Let's get going! Tibarn: Oh, and sorry about the iPhone. Devdan: Devdan hopes that Tibarn's Native American Casino will help pay for condolences? Tibarn: How about if I just vote for Barack Obama and we call it even? Devdan: ... Elencia: King Cainhainmuchigraciastacobell!! It's an honor to see you again!  Caineghis: ...Nintendo needs to give us Laguz names that people can actually pronounce. Elencia: Thank you for your support, without you and Greil's Mercenaries, there's no way I'd be here about to save Crimea, and everything that happened in Daien... Caineghis: Uh yeah whatever, I'm more interested in listening to Ike's long dialogue explaining the medallion than you and your typical princess omg thank u lines. Ike: So it all began when we met Princess Elencia and escorted her into Gallia... Caineghis: BORING! I got TiVo, I can fast forward this shit. Ike: Andthendragonscamefromtheskyandkillkillboydisdumbbutgatriehasaniceassandwellbklikeb lacknightnotbkburgerkingcameandwewerelikeoshtwerefuckedbutnothenwekickotherassandwe recruitnubsandkickmorepinkdragonassandfindblondeangelswhoarekindahotand that is everything I know. Mist: W-WHAT?! DAD KILLED MOM?! Th-this is...more serious than Dr. Phil episodes...  Dr. Phil: And on tomorrow’s episode: Ike and Mist's father killed their mother while he was going 'berserk' from a 'medallion'. I'll be here to set him straight to drop the habit. Female Audience: *incredible applause* Oh, why can't all men be bald and have the meanest mustache to understand women?! It's his secret! Tibarn: So this wasn't ever just a dispute between Crimera and Daien...King Ashnard wanted something else. Elencia: What could he want that would make him surrender his own country?  Gatrie: In his defense, it is a piece of crap country. I mean, Crimea has beaches, and you know what comes with beaches...biki- Boyd: LOBSTERS?! Gatrie: ...why do I even try. Caineghis: Twenty years ago, even before Ashnard was king, he tried to get the dark god out from the medallion. But, he was stopped by Greil and Elena. Ike: Uh, no one ever told us - what happens if the dark god is released? Caineghis: Oh, the typical stuff. Tropical storms, hurricanes, Chicago Cubs post-season collapses, natural calamities like what happened 800 years ago when the world was drowned beneath the seas except for the continent of Tellius. Elencia: Wasn't that a fairy tale? Boyd: My mommy told me that story when I went to bed after I did bad things so I would get nightmares. Gatrie: Cubs fan? Boyd: For life. Sob. Gatrie: It's alright, man. It's alright...c'mon, give me a hug. Boyd: WHAAAAAAAAAAAH!! WHY BARTMAN, WHY?! Caineghis: We got proof that it happened: King Deginsea. He was one of the heroes that defeated the dark god by fighting with the goddess that we vaguely talk about. Elencia: What? Deginsea? But then, he's over 800 years old... Tibarn: Seriously. That guy is older than John McCain. I think his secret is the mustache and baldness. Dr. Phil: It's the secret to everything. Everything. Caineghis: He always warns us, "do not fan the flames of strife, for as long as Legran's medallion exists, you must not begin a war that engulfs the entire continent." Soren: "Never begin a war"? Well, it's already happened...so maybe there's more than one way to release the dark god...I think I know Ashnard's intentions. Ike: Explain to us non-goths, please. Soren: Well, Ashnard heard of Caineghis's warning, so he tested it. He took Crimea because they had a broad of a princess for their role model, so their army was probably full of pansies. Elencia: ... Soren: No offense. Elencia: None taken. It's kinda true. Soren: So he was right. Crimea liked laguz, so he used that as an excuse. Then he would take over Gallia which is Crimea's ally, then roll on to Begnion and everywhere else... Ike: ...so you think that Ashnard's goal is to awaken the dark god? Soren: Yes. Ike: ...we confirmed that like 20 lines ago. Caineghis said it. Soren: Oh, sorry, I forgot my glasses for my script...where is that? Ike: Look, it's after Dr. Phil makes his appearance here... Soren: Oh, I thought that bit was clever. Because people on Dr. Phil have family issues. And your family has a big issue. So you should be on it. Ike: Yeah, yeah. Look, after Elencia asks an Elencia question... Soren: Without 'my lord Ike,' at the end?! Blasphemy!...well, I really was mistaken. Sorry for wasting your time. I was busy listening to the Johnas Brothers. Ike: Do you have to like shitty music to be accepted into the emo race? Soren: We are very mysterious, the emo. Ike: Well, whatever this thing is that Ashnard needs to happen to unleash the dark god, we are going to stop him by going to Crimea's capital and smashing his face in until he looks like Two-Face.  Two-Face: Behold my super-power...PROBABILITY!! Move over, Green Goblin! Reyson: Btw if I have the medallion because I'm a descendant of Legran I can suppress the dark god powers inside the medallion. So even if a massive battle at Crimea capital happened, if I had the medallion... Tibarn: Oh by the way, Reyson, sorry bro. Reyson: For what? Tibarn: Leanne got kidnapped. Oops. Reyson: W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-WHAT?! Tibarn: Yeah, Daein did it. Apparently it was some black guy. Wearing knight armor. Ike: ...the Black Knight!! Tibarn: ...wait, there is a guy out there called, 'Black Knight'? Ike: Yeah, he killed my dad. Tibarn: ...oh shit. Ike: But why would Ashnard want Leanne? According to Reyson, the 'release galdr' that releases the dark god can only be sung by some girl named Altina, right? Tibarn: Ashnard doesn't know that. Ike: ...shit. Reyson: ... Tibarn: ... Ike: ... Tibarn: ...so seriously, there's a 'Black Knight'? Is he, like, black? |
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| Davidof | Aug 25 2008, 02:49 AM Post #371 |
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This was made of lulz. And w1n. And late <.< |
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| Soja | Aug 25 2008, 04:27 AM Post #372 |
Gentle Water, Crashing Waves
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Lawl Boyd. Poor guy. |
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| Sothe | Aug 25 2008, 09:39 AM Post #373 |
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| PhantomZero | Aug 25 2008, 10:25 AM Post #374 |
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This is epic shit.
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| Nick | Aug 25 2008, 11:05 AM Post #375 |
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Roflolz Devdan gets better and better. The 'iTibarn' thing made me lol. |
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