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Kamaitachi	18 (34%)
AG	16 (30.2%)
Reaver	11 (20.8%)
Psio	4 (7.5%)
Sentenal	2 (3.8%)
Father Time	2 (3.8%)
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Topic Started: Jul 7 2007, 04:58 AM (771 Views)
*Crysta*	Jul 7 2007, 04:58 AM Post #1
yay for conformity! Posts: 10,652 Group: FEFF Emperor Member #443 Joined: October 8, 2005	Impress your potential voters with your funniness or fail!
	~ Crysta, Zombie Queen


Psiwri	Jul 7 2007, 05:00 AM Post #2
Too Many Words Posts: 11,133 Group: Veteran Member #77 Joined: June 9, 2005	I-impress them with our funneh? As though, I dunno why I'm up in this one anyways.
	Please support my efforts in creating writing~


+Reaver	Jul 7 2007, 01:34 PM Post #3
Troll Posts: 8,617 Group: Advisor Member #47 Joined: June 9, 2005	Just a joke I recorded for you guys.
	Neon,June 8 2005 07:34 PM @Reaver: Me grammer is better than ur post count newbie. HJ, December 30 2008 06:20 PM You gave Inui his first (and last?) sexual experience, didn't you? That's historic. Favorite Staffer Summer 2008 -- Send me a Personal Message


Kamaitachi	Jul 7 2007, 01:53 PM Post #4
Classy Posts: 5,265 Group: Judge Member #613 Joined: February 13, 2006	I'll share with you my favourite jokes then. Little Jimmy loved firetrucks. Of all his toys, his absolute favourite was his toy firetruck, with a working ladder, and flashing headlights. Whenever he got home from school, he would go and play with his firetruck. He'd put out raging fires, and rescue people from blazing buildings, and speed through the streets with his sirens blaring. One day, however, misfortune struck, and Little Jimmy broke his firetruck. He was devastated and spent most of the day crying. His Mom came to comfort him: "Little Jimmy, Christmas is just a month away. If you behave, Santa will bring you a new fire truck." This filled little Jimmy with hope. So for that month, he was the most immaculate child he could possibly be. He did his chores, got excellent grades in school, played nice with the other kids, kept his room tidy, and was generally a little saint. Christmas morning rolled around, and Jimmy leapt from his bed bright and early. He ran downstairs, straight to the biggest present he could find. "To Little Jimmy, From Santa" His heart pounding, he ripped open the paper and opened the box and found the coolest, shiniest new firetruck toy ever! This one not only had a working ladder and lights, but a miniature fire hose, and voices that sounded from the truck when you pressed some buttons. He loved it. Jimmy spent all day playing with that firetruck, racing around the house and once again saving the day from all the fires. He was a hero. Later that evening, Jimmy went up to his mom, hugging his new firetruck to him. "Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be a fireman" he proclaimed proudly. His mom smiled sweetly at him: "Oh Jimmy, you're not going to grow up. You have AIDS."
	Quote: Hؿ�� says: Pure genius. Hؿ�� says: Well. 72% genius, 28% alcohol.


Soja	Jul 7 2007, 05:46 PM Post #5
Gentle Water, Crashing Waves Posts: 5,176 Group: Global Moderator Member #451 Joined: October 15, 2005	That didn't make me laugh much, Kam. And I tried, dear God, how I tried. Stick to making fun of Sentena's puberty-borne insecurities.
	Mirar on Sep 8 2007 06:08 PM nigga please Fusion Universe - FEF Fanfic Slayers Forth - Slayers Fanfic Smartest Member '06 & '07 & '08 & 'o9, Favored Debater '07 & '08 & '09, Most Popular '08, Manliest '08 & '09, Author of Nightmares, Scourge of the Luxon, Rules Lawyer, Nick's Former Hero, Crysta's Lover


Light Yagami	Jul 7 2007, 07:21 PM Post #6
Time is money and money is power. So, of course my ultimate goal is to have power over time Posts: 2,726 Group: Veteran Member #959 Joined: October 18, 2006	Psi-bear



Psiwri	Jul 7 2007, 07:23 PM Post #7
Too Many Words Posts: 11,133 Group: Veteran Member #77 Joined: June 9, 2005	Why?
	Please support my efforts in creating writing~


+Harmato	Jul 7 2007, 07:23 PM Post #8
Posts: -8,387,751 Group: Advisor Member #61 Joined: June 9, 2005	Crazy Psio Jul 7 2007, 08:23 PM Why? Seriously.
	Av and Sig were definitely not made by Pendant or fez.


Psiwri	Jul 7 2007, 09:05 PM Post #9
Too Many Words Posts: 11,133 Group: Veteran Member #77 Joined: June 9, 2005	THREE?!
	Please support my efforts in creating writing~


+Santi	Jul 7 2007, 09:26 PM Post #10
Da Niggaz Leader Posts: 4,748 Group: Advisor Member #57 Joined: June 9, 2005	:lol: That's pretty good, Kamai



Davidof	Jul 7 2007, 09:32 PM Post #11
Dutchie Posts: 10,071 Group: Veteran Member #1,047 Joined: January 8, 2007	Wow, I was in a bad mood and that STILL made me laugh. Impressive >_>
	Previously known as: Serra, Hakato, Hakado, Dorgie Poo, Pearl Fey, Kallen and Sailor Moon HakaDSie>Kovutachi msn [Meg/DS] ~ [Kill me romantically~] says: if a mule kicked you in the stomach would you want to have sex Davidof/SirHakado says: Well he missed my nads, so yes [Meg/DS] ~ [Kill me romantically~] says: headdesk


Grady	Jul 8 2007, 01:50 PM Post #12
. Posts: 7,496 Group: Veteran Member #58 Joined: June 9, 2005	Vote for me



~~Darkhero~~	Jul 8 2007, 01:54 PM Post #13
Fuck You Posts: 1,034 Group: Banned Member #498 Joined: November 19, 2005	Pips Jul 7 2007, 06:53 PM I'll share with you my favourite jokes then. Little Jimmy loved firetrucks. Of all his toys, his absolute favourite was his toy firetruck, with a working ladder, and flashing headlights. Whenever he got home from school, he would go and play with his firetruck. He'd put out raging fires, and rescue people from blazing buildings, and speed through the streets with his sirens blaring. One day, however, misfortune struck, and Little Jimmy broke his firetruck. He was devastated and spent most of the day crying. His Mom came to comfort him: "Little Jimmy, Christmas is just a month away. If you behave, Santa will bring you a new fire truck." This filled little Jimmy with hope. So for that month, he was the most immaculate child he could possibly be. He did his chores, got excellent grades in school, played nice with the other kids, kept his room tidy, and was generally a little saint. Christmas morning rolled around, and Jimmy leapt from his bed bright and early. He ran downstairs, straight to the biggest present he could find. "To Little Jimmy, From Santa" His heart pounding, he ripped open the paper and opened the box and found the coolest, shiniest new firetruck toy ever! This one not only had a working ladder and lights, but a miniature fire hose, and voices that sounded from the truck when you pressed some buttons. He loved it. Jimmy spent all day playing with that firetruck, racing around the house and once again saving the day from all the fires. He was a hero. Later that evening, Jimmy went up to his mom, hugging his new firetruck to him. "Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be a fireman" he proclaimed proudly. His mom smiled sweetly at him: "Oh Jimmy, you're not going to grow up. You have AIDS." That wasn't even remotely funny to me Psio. Thats just down right sad.



Feez	Jul 8 2007, 02:08 PM Post #14
Ebullient Future Posts: 9,769 Group: Veteran Member #3 Joined: May 16, 2005	Kimichi Jul 8 2007, 11:54 AM That wasn't even remotely funny to me Psio. Thats just down right sad. I think what's more "down right sad" is the fact that you think Kamai is Psio. :lol: Because Psio's name nowadays is Crazy Psio, not too hard to catch.



+Reaver	Jul 8 2007, 03:43 PM Post #15
Troll Posts: 8,617 Group: Advisor Member #47 Joined: June 9, 2005	Another joke, more forum based, to see if I can widen the gap.
	Neon,June 8 2005 07:34 PM @Reaver: Me grammer is better than ur post count newbie. HJ, December 30 2008 06:20 PM You gave Inui his first (and last?) sexual experience, didn't you? That's historic. Favorite Staffer Summer 2008 -- Send me a Personal Message


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