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| Sentenal and Psio vs Odin and Soren | |
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| Topic Started: Jul 18 2007, 01:56 PM (458 Views) | |
| +Ema Skye | Jul 18 2007, 01:56 PM Post #1 |
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| Sentenal | Jul 23 2007, 05:21 PM Post #2 |
When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat.
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Eirika and Seth, vs L'Arachel and Gimli. Certainty of death, small chance of success... What are we waiting for? Now, first off, you two lack penises. Second off, L'Arachel is mounted and heals, is the banisher of darkness, no one on team penisless heals, and uses the word inconceivable. Such inconceivable utility can only be found with The Beautiful Princess of Peerless Beauty. Gimli has an Axes, and 15% crit, and full crit from this support. Being a prepromote, and saving cash on a promotion item, he can use shit liek Killer Axes. Seth can to, I guess, but Seth doesn't have a penis. So like when you get Gimli, he would have 50% crit with a Killer Axe. And then with his base 16 STR, and axes, he is gonna be killing things really good, Gwah ha ha! It's the Dwarves that go swimming with little, hairy woman. L'Arachel heals, and keeps everyone alive. It is inconceivable that your team would be able to equal this. She is a warrior of JUSTICE and LIGHT. Eirika promotes late, and probably actually has a penis. In fact, her late promotion IS a penis. Yes, and Gimli, son of Gloin, of the House of Durin, is going around killing people with his beard and axe, and L'Arachel is there healing him inconceivably with her Peerless beauty, and giving him a box to stand on, so he can see, which is inconceivable. Eirika is around going "OH NOES, ME IS IN THE WAITING OF PROMOTION", and Seth is all like "ME HAVE NO PENIS, AND I'D RATHER BE SUPPORTING SOMEONE WHO ISNT IN TEH WAITING OF PROMOTING LIEK FRANZ." I guess that inconceivably concludes negotiations. |
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| AdamNW | Jul 28 2007, 06:31 PM Post #3 |
Needs moar Sety
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Okay, I didn't quite get as good a post as I wanted, but whatever. the only thing I got from your post, senty, is that L'Arachel has a penis.
Oh please, Moulder is scores ahead of Rachel when you get her. And, seeing as they both have penises, Moulder > Rachel. And you don't need to heal when you don't suck, rite? Seth dun suck, so he dun need to heal 
Seth DOES have a penis, Asvel and Inui know this to be true.
hehe
mmmhmm.
Dozla gets little, hairy women, but Seth gets hawt, normal sized women. ...anyway, seth gets full Attack AND defense from his supports, so he will be much better then dozla when dozla joins. The killer axe isn't helping. And Rachel in range of Dozla? She- or should I say he, seeing as how she has a PENIS - has higher move then he does, and she isn't promoted yet. Even if you were dumb enough to use her, she's hardly ever near dozla. 
She isn't keeping everyone alive when she can't say the same for herself, mirite? :richie: And warriors have penises. Are you sure Rachel isn't gay for Dozla?
You say this as though Rachel doesn't. Rachel must have a bigger penis.
Maybe if Dozla didn't suck so much he wouldn't need a box to stand on.
and Rachel is running around going "OH NOES I HAVE A PENIS AND A PUSSY." And Dozla is running around shouting "OH NOES I'M TOO SHORT TO SEE" But in all seriousness, L'Arachel would be much better off getting violated by Ephraim then getting peeked at by Dozla. I mean, come on. Dozla is like 50, and rachel is like 20. Dozla prolly raped her when she was 10 or something. Eirika didn't get raped by Seth, and can't incest with Ephraim seeing as how he has flying sex with Tana. Flying Sex > Normal Sex > Pedophila. your turn. This sucked ass because I couldn't post anything decent, but whatever. |
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| Psiwri | Jul 29 2007, 12:32 PM Post #4 |
Too Many Words
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Oi Soren: Sentenal said you guys lacked penises, it didn't mean we had two, just that Dozla has one and Seth does not. With that established I can just ignore over half the shit you posted up. 
Rather Seth gets no women because he lacks a dick, and he can get men because then there's no fights over who J-J-JAMS IT IN.
Neither Eirika nor Seth get flying sex. And incest isn't normal Sex. And I believe Pedphilia > no sex at all. And most defenitely > Gay Sex which is Seth's situation. Dozla might need a box to see, but when in the midst of battle you KNOW he's being a bastard and ramming his axe in the enemies' crotches, so that even if he doesn't ORKO them they still wanna kill himselves cause they lost their manhoods. He's the right hight to nail it there at full force, ya know. Rachel can heal, ur d00dz can't. She can't keep herself alive well? Then stop bitchin' about it and use it to your advantage, she's mount, let her be bait so Dozla can run in saying, "Gwahahaha! I am the cockmongler, say goodbye to your dicks!" And then he chops them off!  That's fucking teamwork right there. How does Seth have team work with Eirika? He rescues her and she halves two of his stats, lame. |
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| Barst | Jul 29 2007, 01:24 PM Post #5 |
Like I said before... I am perfect.
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You didn't even try to counter Inui's unbeatable logic for why Seth does have a penis, so why post that?
Seth is fucking Eirika, not other guys, so why post that? You also still neglect to prove why Seth has no dick.
He'd still need to hit to take out their crotch, and with that shitty Skl combined with axes, how the hell is he supposed to hit something? D=
She can heal 16 HP. That ain't much, and since you have to keep her away from battle it'll be hard for her to get Exp and level up. That means she isn't getting any more Mag, so her healing ability will continue to suck dick. Why have her heal when you have Moulder to do the job far better, and Lute will promote soon if you need a second/mounted healer as well.
Bait, eh? You're putting a character with that kind of durability in the range of enemies? I think I get your plan. Rachel advances, the enemies start to rape her, then Dolza lopes off their exposed dick. Some team, if one character has to get raped every time the other wants to get a kill! =O
Nah. Our team uses their large mounted movement to charge at the enemies and rape 'em. Your team throws a freaking HEALER in the middle of the enemies, unable to defend herself, then she gets raped while she waits for someone who can actually fight to catch up and kill them. Our team >>>>>>> Your's. |
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| Sentenal | Jul 31 2007, 10:49 PM Post #6 |
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When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat.
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"Inui" is a gay pedophile, making anything, and EVERYTHING, he says, false, so you only hurt your arguement refering to him as a source.
Seth has no dick because I saw it in a fanfic once. Plus, look at his base stats. Looks to me like he is compensating for something. However, you fail to see teh point. Gimli being a "pedophile" (lol shes 20ish) is better than Seth being gay with his lesbian sex with Eirika.
Gimli has plenty of SKL. I don't remmeber him missing anything he swung his axe at, in the movies, or book. Like, he justs jumps at them, and swings the thing around, and things die.
16... With a Heal. 26 with a Mend, which is plenty. Moulder and Lute are not parts of this debate. Moulder/Lute perhaps or perhaps not being better healers does not change the fact that L'Arachel can heal, and Eirika and Seth cannot. This is an obvious and huge advantage to our peerless princess of beauty.
Except that L'Arachel turns into a pretty good dodge tank. And gets full DEF from Gimli support. Your team has Seth hog all the EXP from other units, and then has Eirika sit there, practically on then bench, waiting to promote. And guess what? HALF the time, Eirika is gone for a good chunk of the game. Not thar for Ephraim Route. Poor Seth Eirika. Gimli doesn't have this problem, and L'Arachel heals, while those two don't. Besides, Gimli's offense of choping off the nuts of enemies, and the L'Arachel healing>>>Seth being dickless, and Eirika being worthless for half the game waiting to promote. |
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| AdamNW | Aug 1 2007, 02:24 PM Post #7 |
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Needs moar Sety
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Read what inui said:
Asvel, not inui. Get it right
....I don't care what the hell Psio said, your still making it look like L'Arachel has a penis.
Wait wait wait... there are better things then lesbian sex?  And Dozla raped her when she was 10. Therefore, Dozla = Pedo. Therefore, Dozla = Inui. Therefore, Dozla = teh failz
At 20/20, before supports, with an Iron Axe, Dozla only has 115 hit. How is that good
And moulder heals 18 and mends 28 when you get Rachel (he'd be level 13). Better.
The fact that they do it better means L'Arachel isn't going to be healing that much. No one replaces Eirika and Seth in her route. NO ONE.
"Turns into" Means nothing when other people are already able to do it when you get her. Seth can make a better meatshield if desired.
L'Arachels even worse on Ephraim's route, why are you going there? And seth generally doesn't benifit from the supports to the point where he needs it until chapter 14-15 or so. Even if you did go on Ephraim's path, the only person harmed is L'Arachel.
Too bad Seth does it better. Seth is actually doubling kthxbai |
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| Psiwri | Aug 1 2007, 04:13 PM Post #8 |
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Face it, we all know why Seth is dickless. Many years ago there was a state of confusion at the border between a couple nations, it was night and storming, the winds were strong, and two forces that couldn't identify eachother met face to face. In one force was Seth, in the other was Gimli. By the time the sun rose and the clouds lifted, it was seen that Gimli was whiping the blood off his axe, while Seth was face down on the roadside, crying because he no longer had a penis. Clearly Dozla is superior because he can take out Seth with a single, debilitating blow. Time skip to the present. Both Seth and Gimli are hanging out with princesses. One uses a sword and has the sexual stability of a jelly fish, Eirika's a whore and doesn't stay loyal to anything, brothers, older men, women, that demon has no boundaries. And it's not even good sex! D:! With her horrible STR stat it should be obvious she can't last long. L'archel has magic, and as we all know magic fixes everything. She can even have hard violent sex because any blood or injuries can get healed up right away.  And you KNOW that when Gimli is involved, blood will spray, just ask Seth, I bet he'll break down crying if you do. |
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| Barst | Aug 2 2007, 03:33 PM Post #9 |
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Like I said before... I am perfect.
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Let's see about that.
So, if Seth having a big penis isn't true, his not having a penis isn't true either. =O
Don't look at me, I didn't write that D= ... *Stabs Soren*
Since when is two nude chicks boring? D=
Doesn't change that Dolza is a pedophile, which is instant l0ss.
He has to hit the guy with said penis to hit said penis, and they have more than 10% Evasion.
Doesn't change that Rachel is doing worse.
He isn't, but he can solo the game. You aren't gonna not use him if he's that good, and he is.
I already disproved that.
The east part of Magvel =/= Alternate dimension. Facts plz.
Except... He's not dickless. D=
Hold on. If it was many years ago, Dolza would have to be at a lower level than in FE8, probably around LV12/--. His Str at that level was 11, not enough to inflict such a wound. In addition, his Skl was total crap. Considering how Dolza wouldn't be using an Iron weapon at such an important battle, he had likely been equipping a Steel Axe and thus had a mere 40% Hit on Seth. His Spd was 5, and Seth's was 7. As a Pirate, Dolza took a 2 AS loss from said Steel Axe, allowing Seth to double and easily kill him. No, this battle did not happen the way you said. It was, in fact, Seth who had castrated Dolza, not vice versa. Every argument you made against Seth in that way actually applies to Dolza, and therefore I shouldn't have to say more to prove the superiority of our team. But, I will. While all this was a nice distraction, the point of this debate is to debate stats, which you chose to do almost never. Now, I prove why our characters are truly the victor here: Seth has already been owning his way through the game by the time Dolza and Rachel join; he could one-round nearly any enemy you face and beat chapters in the blink of an eye. You probably haven't been doing that, but either way he's been able to do anything he wanted to. Eirika hasn't been nearly as good, but she's been helping with the fighting and building her support with Seth. What have Dolza and Rachel been doing? Not existing for half the game. Dolza and Seth have very similar base stats and growths, although not only are Seth's overall better except in base HP, he also has a level lead and a better class. Seth will no-doubt be beating Dolza in all stats except HP, and absolutely owning Dolza when it comes to Skl, Spd and Luck. While axes are a better weapon than either swords or lances, the combination of swords and lances >>> Axes. Also, a horse is much more useful than a crit bonus, because while Dolza can fight enemies a bit better when he gets to them, Seth will have already killed them. Seth will keep these leads due to superior growths, making Dolza far worse. Meanwhile, Eirika and Rachel. Rachel can heal, but she'll need to use a Mend Staff 142 times to promote. Considering how this is FE8, she won't get her ability to fight until very late in the game if at all. Fighting and not healing >>> Healing and not fighting Eirika and Seth >>>>>>>>>>>> Dolza and Rachel |
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| +Ema Skye | Aug 2 2007, 10:25 PM Post #10 |
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Snackoos = <3. It's science!
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Time to vote. |
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