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Yes. Hawt = good. Need more of this. Not only is she sexy, but she's also a badass. You can tell just by looking at her stance in that pic. She's about to slice some motherfucker's head off. And showing alot of leg while doing it. Instant win.

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This is her brother. The biggest badass in all of FE7. If you know anything about him, you know Karel killed his entire family, just cause they were crampin' his style. Except, of course, for Karla. One of the great questions of FE history: Why did he leave her alive? Perhaps he couldn't bring himself to destroy such beauty, knowing she'd grow into the sex goddess you see in the picture above. Or perhaps she managed to hide in a closet or something. Or maybe Karel simply decided to show, for the first and last time in his life, mercy.

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All of those sound reasonable, and you may want to believe them, but, the easy explanations aren't true. The real story is brutal, but simple:

Karel went after his sister, alright. And when he did, she beat the hell out of him even though he was armed and she wasn't, then grabbed his sword out of his hands, used it to sever his manhood, taunted him about how he had just gotten beat up by a seven-year-old girl, kicked him for good measure, and then left him to rot. This is the actual reason for Karel's insanity, though he has never admitted it.

Karla lived with Karel, and not only survived, but actually pwnt his ass. She owned the biggest BA evar at the age of SEVEN. Now she's liek twenty-something, imagine how much worse it would be for some random noob like Renault who decided to get in her way. Karla is the like the female version of Rick Astley, she does whatever the hell she wants and no one can do anything about it.

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No. Don't want old men. Sry but I'm straight. GTFO Renault. If you know anything about Renault's backstory, you know Nergal killed his best friend. And Renault didn't do shit to save his friend. Wow. What a pansy. Plz die, Renault. You're not even fit to lick the soles of Karla's shoes. No, scratch that, you're not even fit to look at her. Being in the same army as her, where Renault might get a chance to ogle her = instant phail. Renault needs to die.

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As you can see, Renault is extremely wimpy. Karla has more Pow than Renault 11 levels below him.

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Karla joins a good deal below the rest of your team. Thus she can be used to pad the Exp Rank. She comes with a Wo Dao and doesn't need a promo item, so you can buy alot of Silver Swords for her in Battle Preparations and she pretty much pays for them herself. Then you can have her kill those promoted enemies in VoD and Light for huge Exp, while all your other d00dz who are at 20/15 or something aren't getting that much anymore. Exp is a damned bitch to get 5 stars in, so helping with that is pretty nice.

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Renault is actually likely on a higher level than everyone else when he joins, so he's sure as hell not helping Exp. His fighting sucks alot too so there's no reason to use him. Karla's fighting admittedly sucks also, but atleast she's good for something. Renault has no use. Screw him.

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Sexy Badass Female Counterpart to Rick Astley that Helps Exp Rank >>> Feeble Senile Pansy With No Backbone that Doesn't Do Jack Shit

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Karel, badass? More like emo, he just wants to be WAAAAAAH and cut everyone and himself, which is clearly seen by his haircut.

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I think Karel didn't kill Karla because he wouldn't be able to steal her makeup if she was dead.

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If you call badass wanting to kill yourself every day and trying to be like Pete Wentz, more like biggest pussy. Karla owned Karel, someone that you don't even get in the game because he's not nearly as BA as Harken.

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Also, where is Karla in FE6? I see Karel, I guess he grew a pair and put his bitch on a leash.

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Also, Renault fucking donkeypunches Karla's husband, Bartre. Badass, being able to suckerpunch a unit that's got a solid 6 CON lead on him without being hit back because he's so damn powerful? BAMF right there. You want to know why Wallace is a bald? Renault likes his pussies shaved. Back when Wallace was actually talented, Renault just fucking dominated him. Another 6 CON lead on Renault, this dude will kick the fucking shit out of you and no one will suspect a thing, that's how badass he is.

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MAG =/= STR, Renault OHKO'd Bartre and kicks the shit out of Wallace daily, don't fuck with this guy's STR stat.

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Renault is better, earlier he decides he's too damn badass for your party and decides to knock up more hoes, but he gives you the parting gift of a Goddess Icon so that Pansywood might actually get lucky and have Roy.

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Renault also comes with a jacked staff level and the fortify staff, Renault is badass enough to heal everyone's wounds at the same time.

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Also, why would I use Karla to boost the EXP rank when I can use Hector and Eliwood, both who would spitroat Karla if they had the chance and both of which are the only motherfuckers badass enough to deal considerable damage to the dragon.

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Renault is also ill enough to be able to DA most enemies, because he's a muthafuckin badass, and Karla can't even begin to touch so many enemies she needs to double.

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Healing is useful, coming with a Fortify Staff and being able to use it (something only Priscilla and [maybe] Pent would be able to do, Serra won't be used) is damn talented for your team, especially when he doesn't steal their EXP like Karla does.

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How many emo kids have a long mane of hair which sweeps down to the backs of their knees? That’s right, none. That’s because none of them are frelling insane like Karel. Nice try, though.

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WTF? This sentence caused me to rofl. Alright, first, Karla doesn’t use makeup, son. She’s a Sacaen woman, she don’t need no makeup to make men happy. Makeup is for prisses like Serra. Second, the only makeup Karel uses is the blood of his enemies. Third, what in the world makes you think Karla would let Karel steal ANYTHING from her?

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Karel was frightened to join an army that had Karla in it, the only person that ever beat his ass, so he found Harken, whipped him in a fight, then forced Harken at swordpoint to agree to join the army in his stead.

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Wanting to kill yourself every day? ROFL. Karel kills other people, not himself. If you need *still* more evidence that Karel is awesome, look at this:

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Karla’s not in FE6 because by that point, 20 years later, she was getting tired of Elibe, and so she moved on to the next dimension/world/whatever. Yes, next dimension, because when she shows enough skin, she is able to produce enough sheer w1n to rip apart the fabric of time and space itself at will. She faked her own death so Bartre wouldn’t have to know the truth, that she left him simply because he was starting to bore her.

Karel? Karel’s still in Elibe because he’s not awesome enough to do the same thing. Duh. Srsly, man, you should’ve known this one……

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He knocked Bartre out because at that point Bartre was a weak little loser, due to the fact that he hadn’t yet married Karla. After his association with Karla, Bartre and Karel were tied for second most awesome beings in Elibe, beaten only by Rick Astley, who soon followed Karla’s example and left, leaving Bartre and Karel to be the most awesome beings in Elibe.

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So, for an old man, Renault is indeed pretty BA. You've convinced me that he's more BA than your average feeble old man. But that's not saying much, is it? On the other hand, Karla’s husband and brother are the most awesome d00dz around, so what does that say of Karla herself? It says that she’s not even in the same universe as Renault (a few years after FE7, that becomes quite literally true). gg Renault.

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If his Str stat is so high, why is wasting time trying to kill things with that little staff of his, when he could just be bashing skulls in? Oh, that’s right. Because his Str stat isn’t actually that high. He’s an old man now, he’s not strong anymore. If he arm wrestled with Karla, his arm would snap in half almost instantly.

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And Karla gives jU an Elysian Whip, which Hector uses to tame those Peg sisters so one of them can bear Lilina. Yawn, been there, done that.

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Nahhhhhhhh. You’re about guaranteed to have Priscilla, Pent and Athos for that already, and probably Erk or Lucius or someone like that as well. Renault’s going to fork over that Fortify staff to Athos, seeing as how Athos has over twice as much range with it. Renault’s staff use is totally unnecessary, especially in Light, where you only face 1 or 2 enemies at a time, thus you only need to heal 1 or 2 units at a time at max, and you already have 3-4 healers without Renault, and they’re all better at it than him. Fortify is rly good for the Dragon fight, but once again, it’ll be Athos using it, not Renault

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Da hell you talkin’ bout, son? Hector’s not underlevelled anymore after his personal chapter, so you can’t use him to pad Exp by this point, and Eliwood won’t be underlevelled either since he promotes well before that. No, Karla is the only one who can pad Exp this late in the game, except for Matthew (who costs 50K in order to do it; no thanks) and Nino (whose fighting sucks even more than Renault or Karla’s; also no thanks).

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Karla is easily LvL 10 at least by the time you manage to recruit Renault like halfway through VoD, so she actually has a point of Spd on him and is thus probably doubling a couple enemies he can’t (there’s two Heroes with 17 AS).

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What do you mean, “maybe” Pent? There’s no “maybe” about it. Pent is guaranteed to join with an A Rank in Staves. Even if you don’t use him, his base Mag is higher than Renault’s 20/20 Mag even if Renault gains a point of Mag on every single level up. So you’re guaranteed to always have someone who makes better use of the Fortify than Renault. Then next chapter you get Athos with his guaranteed 30 Mag.

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Sanity? Who cares, Karel is still emo.

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The fact Karel is stealing her eyeliner makes me think Karla is letting her big brother steal her makeup. How cute, emo crybaby Karel's mascara is running!

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I don't think so, as Harken puts his foot in Karel's ass. Harken DAs Karel with the Brave Sword, outdamages him with higher STR, and his Hard Mode Boosts allow him to kick Karel's sorry ass, Karel just wanted to see Fall OUt Boy and jack off to Pete Wentz.

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So a drunken pirate fears having WTD. Whoopee!

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Poor Geitz, he's going to try and ambush your bunghole. Better punch him the face or else he'll try to slip you a roofie and make you bleed from your ass with his emo STDs.

lol emo, "I can't be tired because I'm an impure being and I want to die". Luckily Lucius wants him to sleep for another reason.

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Karla's not in FE6 because she sucks. Rick Astley wouldn't leave Elibe, you've listened to his song how he'll never let you down or leave you. Try again.

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Bartre is strong enough to resist Karla to recruit her, Renault knocked that motherfucker out and therefore he could knock out Karla. Despite quitting the sword he kept his pimp-hand mighty strong.

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Karla's brother is a dude who gets suckerpunched (and owned) by an old man despite being a total meathead and smashing his face against rocks when he needs to think.

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Renault knocked out Bartre, who clearly has more STR than Karla.

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Renault knows that if he unleashed the killing fist of the human beast he could rule Elibe, but being a man who's lived for 500 years he knows full well that he doesn't want to rule such a pathetic existance as Elibe. Are you asking Renault to pimp-smack Karla and return to the lifestyle she discussed she grew up in?

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rofl wut? Farina's a goddamned prostitute, she's not using the whip for anything kinky and neither is Florina. Hector also seems like he'd kick anyone who tried to use a whip on him right in the face and then kill them with a swift smack of his dong.

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I'd hand Guy the Wo Dao too, a unit with like zero durability and two more AVD than Renault (who has more HP, DEF, and RES than Karla).

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Renault, the fucking rock hard kick ass priest is killing the shit out of Karla for durability. Why would I even give her a weapon when I can give it to Guy, who beats the shit out of lance users even with WTD vs. Karla and her magnificent 37 AVD with WTD?

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Matthew and Ninan > Karla. Matthew can actually dodge, Nino doesn't need to deal with counterattacks, but Karla and her 11 DEF, 12 RES, 52 AVD, and 29 HP needs to be carefull guarded.

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Matthew also gives supports, something Karla can't do because she joins way too late

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Karla's not going to survive long enough on her own to gain those levels, she needs to be babysat... two chapters from the Dragon. Ttly worth babysitting Karla at this point, especially when she still is inferior defensively to Renault.

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Same argument with Guy, only Renault > Karla when they keep their respective selling points (Fortify/Aura vs. Wo Dao). Renault can heal, useful no matter what, and fight okay, Karla can only fight with low proficiency against the bulk of enemies. Renault > Karla.

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You drew what looks like a crappy imitation of a monocle. Once again, nice try, though, you still get points for making me laugh.

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Karel killed a twenty foot stone giant, a legendary ice mage, an army of a thousand knights, and god knows what other crazy shit all on his own. Harken’s only notable accomplishment is that he survived an encounter with Nergal whereas all his comrades died, but seeing as how he only managed that by running like a coward while his buds actually tried to fight, that’s not very impressive. And you expect me to believe Harken > Karel?

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Did you not even read that support? Dart doesn’t caer, he only wants to find treasure or something like usual. The support was about Karel killing all these other insanely powerful warriors, and then killing an entire army, not about Dart being scared. Though, I can’t blame Dart if he was.

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Your attempts to pervert Karel’s convos are cute, but ultimately also quite laughable. Yes, Karel is trying to sneak up on Geitz and slit his throat, and he eventually succeeds in doing so. The game just doesn’t mention that in Geitz’s ending so that it could keep its E rating. And yes, of course Karel is tired in his convo with Lucius. You’d be tired too if you hadn’t slept since you were thirteen, and instead spent all your days killing the strongest stuff you could possibly find and all your nights bathing in the blood of whatever you’d killed that day. The point of these convos is quite clearly that Karel is a maniacal killer obsessed with blood and death. Not an emo, lol……

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Rick’s song is addressed to Karla, the only woman worthy of him, and he indeed does not let her down or leave her, he follows her into the next dimension when she gets bored with Elibe. I said this already in my last post, come on now.

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No, Bartre is not strong enough to resist Karla. That is only what Karla wants you (and him) to think.

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What? You’re describing Bartre, but at the beginning of your sentence you clearly said Karla’s brother. So Bartre = Karel?

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Bartre does not have moar STR than Karla. That is only what Karla wants you to think.

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Then why doesn’t Renault do as Karla has done and simply leave the “pathetic existence” that is Elibe? Logic dictates that this is what he would do. However, he does not do it. Therefore we must believe the simple explanation for this paradox, that he does not do so because he is not, in fact, as awesome as Karla and therefore unable to do so.

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No, you quite misunderstand, my friend. Farina and Fiora were a bit feisty with him at first, they didn’t much like the idea of sleeping with him, so Hector had to use the whip to straighten those bitches out. You know how Farina is, she wanted to get paid, and Hector wasn’t having that. As for Fiora, well, I don’t know what her problem was, the text was cut from the game. Yes, the Farina convos were edited so that (again) the game could get an E Rating, and his Fiora support was removed entirely because the whole thing was deemed inappropriate.

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Handing Guy the Wo Dao? It doesn’t matter, you once again fail to understand my point. Karla losing the Wo Dao doesn’t lessen her worth, as Killing Edges are if anything better than Wo Daos and also buyable so Karla can easily have one. Fortify, on the other hand, can’t be bought or replaced, and without it, Renault’s staff use gets alot less useful.

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And two more Avo than Renault? That’s at her base stats. She’s not going to be at base when Renault joins, nub:

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Karla also can have S Swords, if not by now, then a few turns after this. Fatal hits give double WEXP and she DAs, so that’s 3 WEXP per round, meaning she needs to fight about 23 times in order to get S Swords. She gets one round on every player phase, can get one or two more from counters on enemy phase, rounds in the arena in Battle Preparations are likely giving more than 3 WEXP in one turn, etc. No sweat.

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Damn, Karla is STILL doing better. Then, there’s alot of enemies like Valkyries, which have alot more Res than Def and which Karla rapes Renault against in raw damage output. There’s also some Heroes and NTs which Renault might not double but Karla will, and if Renault equips Divine he starts phailing to double even more stuffs.

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No, Karla can use Lancereaver against enemy Lances when necessary. Yes, you heard me right. Those are buyable in Battle Preparations, you just got 30K and have the Silver Card, and Karla has used absolutely no money at all yet while everyone else on the team has been burning through weapons and items, so she more than deserves to be outfitted with one.

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No. Promoting Matthew costs 50K. That’s alot. If you plan on using all your stat boosters (168K) and S Ranking Funds (847K), you have 183K left for units. On a 12 man team that’s about 15000K per unit—5K after promo items for most pplz. Yes, people like Pent don’t have to promote, and then people like Eliwood are going to go over the limit (20K promo item + 6K Rapier). It’s all going to average out to be about the same. If you promote Matthew, he goes over the 15K limit by 35K. Divided among 10 other units (Ninian doesn’t matter), each unit has to save on average 3.5K to compensate, leaving a meager 1500 Gold per unit to spend on weapons and such. Not going to cut it. You can’t fit all this in and also promote Matthew.

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Having to do those things so that I can afford Matt’s promotion = fail. Not using stat boosters is a pretty obvious disadvantage. If I have to use moar prepromos, that’s restricting my team build. Etc. No reason for all this hassle when I could just Karla who is practically free to pad Exp instead.

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Nino? lol, at base level she has 19 Hp/4 Def/32 Avo. And you said Karla’s base defenses need to be “carefully guarded.” Yes, Karla has to take counters……and she actually is able to take a counter from the enemies and not die, a distinction that Nino doesn’t always have. A mere 23 Atk is needed to OHKO her at base level.

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The point is not that Karla is clearly better than these two, but rather, it’s that she’s not clearly worse. She has a distinct advantage over each, and it would be perfectly legitimate for someone to prefer her based on said advantages. So she can indeed be viably be used for something.

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In the department of healing, on the other hand, Renault is very badly outdone by multiple units who are all almost certainly in play. I shouldn’t need to explain this. There is no need whatsoever for his healing. His range with Physic is a mere 6 tiles, and he only heals 22 Hp (I imagine chars are gonna be taking alot more than 22 damage during Light)……Renault has no use.

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Matthew doesn’t have to promote in order to transfer support bonuses, and that’s 100% irrelevant to using him as an Exp pad anyway; having an A Support with Matthew doesn’t cause Guy’s Exp gains to suddenly go up by 15%.

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So you say Karla needs alot of babysitting, but then advocate using Nino over her? Riiiiight.

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Except that, once again, taking off the Wo Dao does not make Karla significantly worse at fighting at all. Taking off Fortify makes Renault’s healing considerably worse. And yes, Karla can fight with low proficiency against the enemies, and Renault also can fight against them with an even lower proficiency, so Karla’s winning in that department.

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But still, they both suck at fighting, so you probably wouldn’t use them for that alone. So what else can they do? Well, Karla can boost the Exp Rank. Renault can heal. You have no one who is clearly better at boosting the Exp Rank than Karla (at this point in the game, atleast), and it’s probably a necessary task, Exp is a bitch to S Rank in this game. Healing is also a necessary task, but, Renault is very clearly the game’s worst healer (as opposed to Karla being able to actually compete as an Exp pad). Healing in general is needed, but when you already have 4 people on the job, a 5th one who sucks at it is quite unnecessary.

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Legitimate competition for landing the job at a necessary task that only two other units can rly do at all >>>>> about the last choice for a necessary task that atleast four other units are nearly guaranteed to be doing already

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There’s an actual reason to use Karla, there’s never a reason to use Renault. And just for icing on the cake, Karla fights better, and is hawt. Fin.