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| Topic Started: Sep 20 2007, 12:27 AM (346 Views) | |
| +Ema Skye | Sep 20 2007, 12:27 AM Post #1 |
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| Psiwri | Sep 20 2007, 01:05 AM Post #2 |
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OSWIN VS. HECTOR HEAVEN VS. HELL LET'S ROCK! It's sideburns vs no burns orange vs blue win vs hect victory vs a prefix of \o/ vs /o\ DEF CAP 30 VS STR CAP 30 EARLY PROMOTION VS LATE PROMOTION THREE WEAPONS vs. TWO WEAPONS LEVEL ADVANTAGE VS LEVEL NORMATY and, most importantly of all it's Man vs Wannabee Man. Oswin is a true man, he knows this is true, and simply exists to do what he was meant to do, be the superior unit. Hector is like a loud dog, he's loud and brash and tries to prove his manliness while Oswin simply considers it an automatic fact that he is such. One might notice how Oswin orders Hector a few times even, he bosses the boss. He has the responsibility a man needs. He has the iron lance a man wants. Does Hector have an iron lance? I don't think so. I ran out of shit to spew, senty gogogogo. |
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| Sentenal | Sep 20 2007, 02:44 PM Post #3 |
When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat.
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#1: fe7 equals genearls wit lance and axe, no swordie, so it be 2 weapons vs 2 weapons now, you say oswin is a man, while hecotr be a wannabe man. well mr. smarty pants, oswin is hector's bitch. oswin his hector's brother's bitch. he tells him "hey, go be hectors bitch!", and oswin is all like "yes, ill go be his bitch!" hector isnt brash and loud to prove his manliness. u see, when people are manly, they show it with their actions, and how they act. like, if hector saw a tank, he would be like "OMG IMA GONNA PUNCH ITWHEREISMYSTEAK1?!?" oswin would be alll like "no, dont punch the tank, ti isnt sane" now, oswin is good at standing there. he gots like 1000 def. well, hector is pretty good at that too, since he got about 990 def. meh, good enough. whats separates these guys is offense. at like 20/20, oswin has 17 SPD. balls. hecotr gots 17.4 spd at 20/0. so ya, hector gonna be alot more fofensively. hector gonna be likE WTF WOLF BEIL EFFECTIVE SHIT LOTS OF STR AXESS TWICE!!1!!! oswin is like LAANCES HURTY STR once....... Now, one final point. Here, I will talk about the most manly man, who ever manned. The man who tore the arm off his oppenent, and beat him to death with it. The man who does things for no other reason other than they are manly. Beowulf. Now, when Beowulf gets tired of killing monsters with his bare hands, what does he do? Giant swords magically appear, just for him to chop the heads off monsters. Hector can use giant swords, just like Beowulf. Can Oswin...? I don't think so. |
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| Psiwri | Sep 20 2007, 06:29 PM Post #4 |
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Oswin does have three weapons, that third weapon is his MIND. Can Hector thing? No, he's always "rawr break stuff" Oswin's all "hmm let's see how to go about things." Hector is a DUMB SHIT. And Oswin's not his bitch, he just knows that Hector's too fucking retarded to stay alive without him. hector isnt brash and loud to prove his manliness. u see, when people are manly, they show it with their actions, and how they act. like, if hector saw a tank, he would be like "OMG IMA GONNA PUNCH ITWHEREISMYSTEAK1?!?" oswin would be alll like "no, dont punch the tank, ti isnt sane" And suddenly hector's on the ground with a broken hand and Oswin's decapitating the tank with his fucking sweet CHAIN AXE. at like 20/20, oswin has 17 SPD. balls. hecotr gots 17.4 spd at 20/0. so ya, hector gonna be alot more fofensively. hector gonna be likE WTF WOLF BEIL EFFECTIVE SHIT LOTS OF STR AXESS TWICE!!1!!! oswin is like LAANCES HURTY STR once....... lolololol due to level lead and promotion time, Speed is the only thing hector even gets a chance to have over Oswin, his luck and res will even be shittier most of the time. Oswin is amongst the first to promote with a very good promotion gain, Hector's amongst the last, what a sorry, dumb bitch that can't figure out how to promote for so long.  Now, one final point. Here, I will talk about the most manly man, who ever manned. The man who tore the arm off his oppenent, and beat him to death with it. The man who does things for no other reason other than they are manly. Beowulf. Now, when Beowulf gets tired of killing monsters with his bare hands, what does he do? Giant swords magically appear, just for him to chop the heads off monsters. Hector can use giant swords, just like Beowulf. Can Oswin...? I don't think so. Quite true, because unlike Hector, who as I said is a wannabe, he's copying Beowulf just like a wannabe, Oswin on the other hand does his own thing and slaps fucking awesome chains to his weapons so he can hurl them into things for massive pain +3 and still be able to take him back. As I said, Oswin has one more weapon than Hector, a functioning brain. |
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| Sentenal | Sep 24 2007, 02:10 PM Post #5 |
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Hector has a third weapon too. I shall comment on this laters on.
can hector what? sry, my bad english doesnt understands. btw, violence has solved more issues and disputes than any other thing in history. hector knows that breaking things works better than anything oswin can think of. in fact, after oswin 'sees how to go about things', he always decides to break things himself. but since he had to stand there and think about things, hector already broke everything.
you claim that hector cant destroy tanks, yet oswin can!?!?! i demand proof of this claim.
alright, lets think about this. earlygame, oswin has his level lead. buts hector has wolf beil, that is stronger than oswin's iron lance. 10>7. then the wolf beil is effective against horsies and fat people. gud shit. hector>>> then midgame, hector shudnt even be fightin, so oswin can win thar. but endgame, hector eventually gets a small str lead, and gets another wolf beil, and armads. and then hector has more spd, so doubles more, so could basically have double oswin's offense. and abouts promotion, hector's promotion is free. oswins isnt. hector gets his own chapter to level up. oswin doesnt. hector is gud for your exp rank both earlygame, and post-promotion. oswin isnt.
u miss the point. beowulf shows how men do it. or is your logic "because someone else did it prior, i must not do it cuz id be a copier"? well mr. smarty copy pants, people have used chain weapons to wtf pwn shit. remmeber wallace in lyn mode, when you promote him? omg oswin be copying wallace!? oswin, if you wanted to copy stuff, you could have at least picked someone who isnt bald and sucky.
which slows him down. and hector posses one weapon that oswin doesnt. a functioning penis. you see, men dont need their brain. men think with their stomach, and their penis. so hector is fine. |
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| Psiwri | Sep 24 2007, 02:22 PM Post #6 |
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ANd then shit went down and Hector and Oswin went to a bar and were beer buddies cause in the end they'd both rape anything thrown at them. |
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| Sentenal | Sep 24 2007, 02:29 PM Post #7 |
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You can't break the wrong things! If you break something, it is because you wanted to break it, and you have no regrets!
Overall Hector be better. Earlygame, Hector goes from level 1 to level 20. Oswin goes from level 9 to level 20, and then is promoted, and starts eating EXP. Later one, when Hector promotes, everyone else is like, 20/5 to 20/10, and Hector is 20/1. So he gains a ton of EXP. And, unlike Nino, Hector doesn't suck. So, he helps your EXP rank, and doesn't suck while doing it.
He promotes automatically in like, Lyn Easy Mode, so its not my fault! 
Wallace.
oswin has to think about how to use his penis. Instinct of Hector>>>
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| +Ema Skye | Sep 24 2007, 07:58 PM Post #8 |
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Snackoos = <3. It's science!
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