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The Gentlemen's Club
Topic Started: Aug 30 2008, 07:20 PM (584 Views)
+Reaver	Aug 30 2008, 07:20 PM Post #1
Troll Posts: 8,611 Group: Advisor Member #47 Joined: June 9, 2005	[size=20]The Gentlemen's Club[/size] Mission Statement The Gentlemen's Club promotes discourse amongst gentlemen in a manner befitting of a gentleman. As an institution, the Gentlemen's Club insists on promoting proper discussion of topics worthy of a gentleman's interest, including but not limited to cursive handwriting, the exhilarating sport of polo, the brilliant appearance of any gentleman wearing a well-tailored suit, french cuff, smoking the finest hand-rolled cigars, cunnilingus, and the impression left from a firm handshake. As gentlemen, we wholeheartedly welcome any prospective gentlemen into our sacred society. However - a caveat possessed by most institutions of prestigious nature - we impress the following regulations on the patrons of our scholarly organization in order to effectively retain the elite requirements befitting of a proper gentlemen: I. As the internet is a medium exploited only by members of the male sex, the Gentlemen's Club will not refuse acceptance to a prospective initiate based on the gender which they have decided to publically flaunt to the masses on Fire Emblem Fusion. Any and all gentlemen, albeit their anonymity and appearance on the airspace of our internet, will be eagerly admitted into our echelon above the vulgar of Fire Emblem Fusion. II. All affiliates of the Gentlemen's Club agree to select only the finest, most brilliant words to convey their feelings and opinions on the current subject matter of the Gentlemen's Club. Should one fail to flaunt a fluid and fancy vocabulary during gentlemanly discussion, the patriarchs of our society may request the very unfortunate revocation of your affiliation to the Gentleman's Club. III. The Patriarchs insist it is imperative for all members to heed the rules of the common individual as well as the rules imposed by the Gentleman's Club. By uptaking the standard of a true gentleman, one agrees wholeheartedly to assert himself as superior to the masses through not only following traditional social custom, but by undertaking a more rigid moral mantra for the development of his own character. IV. True gentlemen avoid inflammatory language in the presence of other gentlemen; we are a society dedicated to fraternal and supportive conversation, not sordid and disgusting discussion defacing the distinct character of individuals dedicated to our specific gentlemanly demeanor. Violators of this most highly regarded regulation will discover their name on a list detailing the perpetrators of preposterous exploits. V. As the current presiding High Patriarch, I - Reaver - establish my high authority to appoint inducted members as Patriarchs of our sovereign guild of gentlemen. ____________________________________________________________________________________________ Now setting aside the overly verbose and garrilous discourse, the Gentlemen's Club's Chapter List of Members: 1. Lord Reaver - High Patriarch 2. Miss Hollie - Patriarch 3. Sir Nick - Patriarch 4. Sir Soja Aurion 5. Sir THR 6. Sir Sety 7. Sir Levin 8. Madam Crysta 9. Sir PhantomRiku We eagerly encourage all prospective gentlemen to register!
	Neon,June 8 2005 07:34 PM @Reaver: Me grammer is better than ur post count newbie. HJ, December 30 2008 06:20 PM You gave Inui his first (and last?) sexual experience, didn't you? That's historic. Favorite Staffer Summer 2008 -- Send me a Personal Message


+Hollie	Aug 30 2008, 07:38 PM Post #2
Resident Brit Posts: 6,829 Group: Advisor Member #801 Joined: May 19, 2006	I congratulate you, Reaver, on the execution of a most marvelous idea. One finds the the current standards of vocabulary and discussion amongst the vulgar masses rather disappointing.
	MSN Wirtjr, Speaker for the Dead says: "Be good, because if you're not, Arick will come down that chimney instead of Santa, and instead of toys he has choloroform, a hacksaw, and a burlap sack." MSN... again Wirtjr, Speaker for the Dead says: I'm a horrible rolemodel. H乜骏 says: I'll take extra care not to blow my neighbourhood up, I promise Wirtjr, Speaker for the Dead says: Also don't jam forks in strange orifices. Wirtjr, Speaker for the Dead says: ...Wait, that didn't come out right Known as Haar on Brand of Flame. Bitch. Formerly Margaret Thatcher, Aleksandr


Nick	Aug 30 2008, 07:47 PM Post #3
Brit Posts: 6,491 Group: Judge Member #659 Joined: March 8, 2006	Erm, harrumph. Former General Nick Hughes, veteran of every war that the English involved their goodselves in between 1066 and 1945 - after which it all went to pot - reporting for duty as a member of this esteemed society, what? Assuming the position, presuming some boundah's not already nabbed the bally spot, of Retired Military Buff-in-Chief, as such being assigned the armchair the very nearest to the fire and absolute right to waffle over the trivial peace-talk of all these modern blighters, hm?
	jesus somebody get onto msn


+Reaver	Aug 30 2008, 07:51 PM Post #4
Troll Posts: 8,611 Group: Advisor Member #47 Joined: June 9, 2005	Splendid! A delightful addition into the top echelon of our institution! In light of the absolute fact both Nick and Hollie hail from the glorious United Kingdom and always request divinity save their queen and protect her from all harm and ailiments. I name both as patriarchs based on their country of origin, as the United Kingdom - as the original Gentlemen's Club - has set the standard for gentlemen worldwide! A jubilant occassion!
	Neon,June 8 2005 07:34 PM @Reaver: Me grammer is better than ur post count newbie. HJ, December 30 2008 06:20 PM You gave Inui his first (and last?) sexual experience, didn't you? That's historic. Favorite Staffer Summer 2008 -- Send me a Personal Message


Soja	Aug 30 2008, 07:58 PM Post #5
Gentle Water, Crashing Waves Posts: 5,171 Group: Global Moderator Member #451 Joined: October 15, 2005	This notion of yours, my good friend, has already yielded you much praise among your contemporaries. I would be most esteemed, and not to mention enthused, to be accepted into the numbers of this very prestigious and most elite of forum societies.
	Mirar on Sep 8 2007 06:08 PM nigga please Fusion Universe - FEF Fanfic Slayers Forth - Slayers Fanfic Smartest Member '06 & '07 & '08 & 'o9, Favored Debater '07 & '08 & '09, Most Popular '08, Manliest '08 & '09, Author of Nightmares, Scourge of the Luxon, Rules Lawyer, Nick's Former Hero, Crysta's Lover


+Hollie	Aug 30 2008, 08:02 PM Post #6
Resident Brit Posts: 6,829 Group: Advisor Member #801 Joined: May 19, 2006	Jeremiah Aug 31 2008, 12:58 AM This notion of yours, my good friend, has already yielded you much praise among your contemporaries. I would be most esteemed, and not to mention enthused, to be accepted into the numbers of this very prestigious and most elite of forum societies. I must second this notion, good sir. This chap would be a most welcome and beneficary addition to this insitution. I implore you to join us in a celebratory drink in the study. The founding of the prestigious Gentlmen's Club, an occasion worth celebrating indeed!
	MSN Wirtjr, Speaker for the Dead says: "Be good, because if you're not, Arick will come down that chimney instead of Santa, and instead of toys he has choloroform, a hacksaw, and a burlap sack." MSN... again Wirtjr, Speaker for the Dead says: I'm a horrible rolemodel. H乜骏 says: I'll take extra care not to blow my neighbourhood up, I promise Wirtjr, Speaker for the Dead says: Also don't jam forks in strange orifices. Wirtjr, Speaker for the Dead says: ...Wait, that didn't come out right Known as Haar on Brand of Flame. Bitch. Formerly Margaret Thatcher, Aleksandr


+Reaver	Aug 30 2008, 08:06 PM Post #7
Troll Posts: 8,611 Group: Advisor Member #47 Joined: June 9, 2005	Jeremiah Aug 30 2008, 08:58 PM This notion of yours, my good friend, has already yielded you much praise among your contemporaries. I would be most esteemed, and not to mention enthused, to be accepted into the numbers of this very prestigious and most elite of forum societies. As one gentleman engaging another gentleman in wonderful discourse, when I learned of your desire to seek asylum from the throng in the realm of the gentleman's club I almost discarded my gentleman's demeanor to enthusiastically celebrate such a phenomenal event!
	Neon,June 8 2005 07:34 PM @Reaver: Me grammer is better than ur post count newbie. HJ, December 30 2008 06:20 PM You gave Inui his first (and last?) sexual experience, didn't you? That's historic. Favorite Staffer Summer 2008 -- Send me a Personal Message


Nick	Aug 30 2008, 08:08 PM Post #8
Brit Posts: 6,491 Group: Judge Member #659 Joined: March 8, 2006	Splendid, splendid... Hollie, old gel, make mine a large brandy, would you? Much obliged.
	jesus somebody get onto msn


THR	Aug 30 2008, 08:11 PM Post #9
Posts: 73 Group: FEFFer Member #2,023 Joined: July 28, 2008	Hmm, Hmm, Indeed, I think I shall join the gentlemen's club I daresay, a good game of golf hits the spot, eh?
	Formerly: THR, Schneizel El Brittania


AdamNW	Aug 30 2008, 08:12 PM Post #10
Needs moar Sety Posts: 1,554 Group: FEFFer Member #869 Joined: August 7, 2006	It would be my honor to join such a prestigious club. I wasn't invited but I sure do feel like it
	Formerly: Sety


Captain Bravo	Aug 30 2008, 08:16 PM Post #11
You play my nerves like strings Posts: 3,328 Group: Judge Member #258 Joined: June 27, 2005	I say, good chum, may I partake in your discussions? This appears to be a fine establishment indeed, with a true gentleman among gentlemen at its head. To say that it would be an honor to make only a part of such an organization would be quite the grave understatement, wouldn't you agree?
	What happens if I can't check my MySpace when we get there? Formerly Levin, Glen, Gale, Sailor Neptune, Erk (At the old FEFF) I'm reviving my forum Brand of Flame. If you're interested in helping out, or just stopping by Here is the link.


+Reaver	Aug 30 2008, 08:16 PM Post #12
Troll Posts: 8,611 Group: Advisor Member #47 Joined: June 9, 2005	I daresay Tira, should you not employ words of a higher caliber than the current...riff raff which you have presented us with? Continued posts violating the standards of a gentleman will, in my great displeasure, result in ejection from our esteemed hall.
	Neon,June 8 2005 07:34 PM @Reaver: Me grammer is better than ur post count newbie. HJ, December 30 2008 06:20 PM You gave Inui his first (and last?) sexual experience, didn't you? That's historic. Favorite Staffer Summer 2008 -- Send me a Personal Message


Captain Bravo	Aug 30 2008, 08:45 PM Post #13
You play my nerves like strings Posts: 3,328 Group: Judge Member #258 Joined: June 27, 2005	Well said, my man. I am sincerely hopeful that your efforts to preserve the true beauty of our fine language in all its glory are not foiled by the lack of proper etiquette which pervades our society in this day and age.
	What happens if I can't check my MySpace when we get there? Formerly Levin, Glen, Gale, Sailor Neptune, Erk (At the old FEFF) I'm reviving my forum Brand of Flame. If you're interested in helping out, or just stopping by Here is the link.


*Crysta*	Aug 30 2008, 09:07 PM Post #14
yay for conformity! Posts: 10,586 Group: FEFF Emperor Member #443 Joined: October 8, 2005	*Lelouch sports a monocle, three-piece suit and a pipe hat. "I wish to participate in this cultivated assembly."
	~ Crysta, Zombie Queen


AdamNW	Aug 30 2008, 09:09 PM Post #15
Needs moar Sety Posts: 1,554 Group: FEFFer Member #869 Joined: August 7, 2006	Oh, I must say, I am deeply sorry for my blatant disregard for the English language. I shall be more careful of my tongue in the future.
	Formerly: Sety


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