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I don't really know how to tell you this; Meme lulz
Topic Started: Sep 30 2008, 10:21 AM (736 Views)
*Crysta*	Sep 30 2008, 10:21 AM Post #1
i ate your children Posts: 10,534 Group: FEFF Emperor Member #443 Joined: October 8, 2005	I lol'd at this one, at least. Quote: Dear Soja: I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your sister. I think I realized it when I threw up outside of Chicago and I saw you carve your initials into the crazy monk. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep the results of your blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about my eggplant-fetishism. Go burn, -Crysta- Dear (the last person who posted): I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ . ___12___, -Your name- 1. What's the color of your shirt? Blue - Our romance is over Red - Our affair is over White - I'll join the monastery Black - I dislike you Green - Our horoscope doesn't match Grey - You're a pervert Yellow - I'm selling myself Pink - Your nostrils are insulting Brown - The mafia wants you No shirt - You're a loser Other - I'm in love with your sister 2. Which is your birth month? January - That night February - Last year March - When your dwarf bit me April - When I tripped on sesame seeds May - First of May June - When you put cuffs on me July - When I threw up August - When I saw the shrunken head September - When we skinny dipped October - When I quoted Santa November - When your dog ran amok December - When I changed tennis shoes 3. Which food do you prefer? Tacos - In your apartment Pizza - In your camping car Pasta - Outside of Chicago Hamburgers - Under the bus Salad - As you ate enchilada Chicken - In your closet Kabob - With Paris Hilton Fish - In women's clothing Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation Lasagna - At the mental hospital Hot dog - Under a state of trance None of the above - With George Bush and his wife 4. What's the color of your socks? Yellow - Hit on Red - Insult Black - Ignore Blue - Knock out Purple - Pour syrup on White - Carve your initials into Grey - Pull the clothes off Brown - Put leeches on Orange - Castrate Pink - Pull the toupee off Barefoot - Sit on Other - Drive out 5. What's the color of your underwear? Black - My best friend White - My father Grey - Bill Clinton Brown - My fart balloon Purple - My mustard soufflé Red - Donald Duck Blue - My avocado plant Yellow - My penpal in Ghana Orange - My Kid Rock-collection Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper None - My John F. Kennedy-statue Other - The crazy monk 6. What do you prefer to watch on TV? Scrubs - Man O.C. - Emotional One Tree Hill - Open Heroes - Frostbitten Lost - High House - Scarred Simpsons - Cowardly The news - Mongolic Idol - Masochistic Family Guy - Senile Top Model - Middle-class None of the above - Ashamed 7. Your mood right now? Happy - How awful I've felt Sad - How boring you are Bored - That Santa doesn't exist Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage Depressed - That we're cousins Excited - That there is no solution to this. Nervous - The middle-east Worried - That your Honda sucks Apathetic - That I did a sex-change Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men Overjoyous - That I'm open Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks 8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom? White - Your ring Yellow - Your love letters Red - Your Darth Vader-poster Black - Your tame stone Blue - The couch cushions Green - The pictures from LA Orange - Your false teeth Brown - Your contact book Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs Purple - Your old lottery coupons Pink - The cut toenails Other - Your memories from the military service 9. The first letter of your first name? A/B - Your photo C/D - The oil stocks E/F - Your neighbour Martin G/H - My virginity I/J - The results of your blood-sample K/L - Your left ear M/N - Your suicide note O/P - My common sense Q/R - Your mom S/T - Your collection of butterflies U/V - Your criminal record W/X - David's tricot outfits Y/Z - Your grades from college 10. The last letter in your last name? A/B - Always will remember C/D - Never will forget E/F - Always wanted to break G/H - Never openly mocked I/J - Always have felt dirty before K/L - Will tell the authorities about M/N - Told in my confession today about O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about S/T - Get sick when I think of U/V - Always will try to forget W/X - Am better off without Y/Z - Never liked 11. What do you prefer to drink? Water- Our friendship Beer - Senility Soft drink - A new life as a clone Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo Milk - The apartment building Wine - Cocaine abuse Cider - A passionate interest for mice Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations Mineral water - Embarrassing rash Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism Whisky - To ruin the second world war Other - To hate the Boston Celtics 12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation? Thailand - Warm regards USA - Best regards England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail Spain - Go and drown yourself China - Disgusting regards Germany - With ease Japan - Go burn Greece - Your everlasting enemy Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard Egypt - Fuck off now France - In pain Other - Greetings to your freaky family
	~ Crysta, Zombie Queen Play Imperian with me! - Character: Rheta Join Verdane! Quote: "Let me warn the nation, against the smooth evasion which says, 'of course we believe all these things, we believe in social-security, we believe in work for the unemployed, we believe in saving homes -- cross our hearts and hope to die, we believe in all these things. But we do not like the way the president's administration is doing them. Just turn them over to us. We will do all of them, we will do more of them, we will do them better, and best of all, the doing of them will not cost anybody anything." -- Franklin D. Roosevelt


Psiwri	Sep 30 2008, 10:51 AM Post #2
Too Many Words Posts: 11,133 Group: Veteran Member #77 Joined: June 9, 2005	Dear Crysta: I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it that night at the Hare Krishna graduation and I saw you carve your initials into my father. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that I'm open. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about the apartment building. Good luck on your short-term leave from jail, -Psio
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Grady	Sep 30 2008, 10:57 AM Post #3
. Posts: 7,496 Group: Veteran Member #58 Joined: June 9, 2005	Dear Psio: I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a loser. I think I realized it when you put cuffs on me in your closet and I saw you sit on my avocado plant. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I never liked our friendship. Go and drown yourself, -Grady



Psiwri	Sep 30 2008, 10:59 AM Post #4
Too Many Words Posts: 11,133 Group: Veteran Member #77 Joined: June 9, 2005	Grady Sep 30 2008, 10:57 AM Dear Psio: I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a loser. I think I realized it when you put cuffs on me in your closet and I saw you sit on my avocado plant. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I never liked our friendship. Go and drown yourself, -Grady Seriously the format should rely less on colors of things, white is by far the most common and will be overused.
	Please support my efforts in creating writing~


*Crysta*	Sep 30 2008, 11:15 AM Post #5
i ate your children Posts: 10,534 Group: FEFF Emperor Member #443 Joined: October 8, 2005	Quote: I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a loser. I think I realized it when you put cuffs on me in your closet... I lol'd.
	~ Crysta, Zombie Queen Play Imperian with me! - Character: Rheta Join Verdane! Quote: "Let me warn the nation, against the smooth evasion which says, 'of course we believe all these things, we believe in social-security, we believe in work for the unemployed, we believe in saving homes -- cross our hearts and hope to die, we believe in all these things. But we do not like the way the president's administration is doing them. Just turn them over to us. We will do all of them, we will do more of them, we will do them better, and best of all, the doing of them will not cost anybody anything." -- Franklin D. Roosevelt


Tiaro	Sep 30 2008, 11:22 AM Post #6
Posts: 9,855 Group: Veteran Member #603 Joined: February 2, 2006	Dear Crysta: I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm selling myself. I think I realized it when you put cuffs on me with George Bush and his wife and I saw you sit on Manchester United's goalkeeper. I'm sure you're man enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men. I'm returning the cut toenails to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I never openly mocked the incarnation as an eskimo . Good luck on your short-term leave from jail Tiara
	Brawl code: 1118-0273-4847 Guess I played it too well? http://heather-kaithan.mybrute.com For the lulz


+Hollie	Sep 30 2008, 11:41 AM Post #7
Resident Brit Posts: 6,823 Group: Advisor Member #801 Joined: May 19, 2006	Dear Tiara, I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm selling myself. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped outside of Chicago and I saw you drive out my father. I'm sure you're mongolic enough to understand how awful I've felt. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about Oprah Winfrey imitations. Fuck off now, Hollie
	MSN Wirtjr, Speaker for the Dead says: "Be good, because if you're not, Arick will come down that chimney instead of Santa, and instead of toys he has choloroform, a hacksaw, and a burlap sack." MSN... again Wirtjr, Speaker for the Dead says: I'm a horrible rolemodel. HØ¿¿¥ says: I'll take extra care not to blow my neighbourhood up, I promise Wirtjr, Speaker for the Dead says: Also don't jam forks in strange orifices. Wirtjr, Speaker for the Dead says: ...Wait, that didn't come out right Known as Haar on Brand of Flame. Bitch. Formerly Margaret Thatcher, Aleksandr


Big Boss	Sep 30 2008, 01:51 PM Post #8
Posts: 650 Group: FEFFer Member #890 Joined: August 19, 2006	Dear Hollie: I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery. I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me in your apartment and I saw you pull the clothes off my avocado plant. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that I did a sex-change. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I never liked our friendship . Go and drown yourself, Kratos
	^^by comatose from NationalSigLeague^^ Kratos/Jeigan


Deadpool	Sep 30 2008, 02:13 PM Post #9
Posts: 211 Group: FEFFer Member #1,187 Joined: March 27, 2007	Dear Big Boss: I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a pervert. I think I realized it when I quoted Santa in your camping car and I saw you knock out Bill Clinton. I'm sure you're Man enough to understand how boring you are. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I never will forget to ruin the second world war. Your everlasting enemy, Gennaro.
	GENNARO. Levin Sep 17 2008, 09:20 PM i'm a real nigga, bitch Quote: GlehGleh dice (22:14): gennaro >>> pron


Deadpool	Sep 30 2008, 02:27 PM Post #10
Posts: 211 Group: FEFFer Member #1,187 Joined: March 27, 2007	Sailor Venus Sep 30 2008, 11:22 AM Dear Crysta: I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm selling myself. I think I realized it when you put cuffs on me with George Bush and his wife and I saw you sit on Manchester United's goalkeeper. I'm sure you're man enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men. I'm returning the cut toenails to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I never openly mocked the incarnation as an eskimo . Good luck on your short-term leave from jail Tiara Why am not surprised that you have pink underwear?
	GENNARO. Levin Sep 17 2008, 09:20 PM i'm a real nigga, bitch Quote: GlehGleh dice (22:14): gennaro >>> pron


Davidof	Sep 30 2008, 03:00 PM Post #11
Dutchie Posts: 10,046 Group: Veteran Member #1,047 Joined: January 8, 2007	Dear Gennaro: I don't really know how to tell you this, but our horoscope doesn't match. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped with George Bush and his wife and I saw you drive out my best friend. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand how boring you are. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep the oil stocks as a memory. You should also know that I never will forget senility. Go and drown yourself, Hakado
	Previously known as: Serra, Hakato, Hakado, Dorgie Poo, Pearl Fey, Kallen and Sailor Moon HakaDSie>Kovutachi msn [Meg/DS] ~ [Kill me romantically~] says: if a mule kicked you in the stomach would you want to have sex Davidof/SirHakado says: Well he missed my nads, so yes [Meg/DS] ~ [Kill me romantically~] says: headdesk


Yzarc	Sep 30 2008, 03:01 PM Post #12
Coxian Posts: 3,432 Group: Veteran Member #308 Joined: July 8, 2005	Dear Hakado: I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're kind of a faggot. I think I realized it when I accidentally walked in on you in your room and I saw you fingering your own asshole with a fork. I'm sure you're man enough to understand that I'm extremely homophobic. I'm returning that sex tape we made together to you, but I'll keep the nude photos as a memory. You should also know that I fucked your mom hard. Hope we can still be friends, but not really, Yzarc Dear Hakado: I don't really know how to tell you this, but the mafia wants you. I think I realized it when I tripped on sesame seeds at the mental hospital and I saw you carve your initials into my Kid Rock-collection. I'm sure you're man enough to understand that I'm allergic to your hamster. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep the oil stocks as a memory. You should also know that I never will forget the incarnation as an eskimo . Go and drown yourself, Yzarc



Dragon_Sniper	Sep 30 2008, 03:57 PM Post #13
mmmmmmmatt cassel Posts: 6,750 Group: Global Moderator Member #426 Joined: September 18, 2005	Dear Yzarc: I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your sister. I think I realized it when I quoted Santa in your camping car and I saw you carve your initials into my mustard soufflé. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that we're cousins. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that I told my psychiatrist about the incarnation as an eskimo. Go and drown yourself, Dragon_Goddess
	They like me! They really like me! (And Hakado! :D)


*Sentenal*	Sep 30 2008, 04:16 PM Post #14
When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat. Posts: 15,601 Group: FEFF Emperor Member #1 Joined: May 16, 2005	Dear DS: I don't really know how to tell you this, but Our affair is over. I think I realized it When your dwarf bit me Under the bus and I saw you Sit on Donald Duck. I'm sure you're Senile enough to understand That Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning Your ring to you, but I'll keep The oil stocks as a memory. You should also know that I Will tell the authorities about The apartment building. Best regards, Sentenal



THR	Sep 30 2008, 04:17 PM Post #15
Posts: 73 Group: FEFFer Member #2,023 Joined: July 28, 2008	Dear Sent I don't really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over. I think I realized it first of may at the hare kishna graduation and I saw you carve your initials into my father. I'm sure you're man enough to understand how awful i've felt. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep the oil stocks as a memory. You should also know that I always will remember our friendship . Greetings to your freaky family, -THR-
	Formerly: THR, Schneizel El Brittania


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