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Sentenal's Bright Idea; A New Year's fic
Topic Started: Dec 26 2008, 01:18 AM (977 Views)
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i suppose i should be glad i'm not in this fanfic. if i was i would probably be one of the retards 0_o

really good so far
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The only thing we have to fear is fear itself - nameless, unreasoning, unjustified terror which paralyzes needed efforts to convert retreat into advance.
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When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat.
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Chapter 10 – The Plot Twist

And PZ ate a bite of the horse cock. And then, he choked on the horse cock. And he died. Everyone fell silent. Well, most everyone, Sentenal laughed his ass off, saying things like "HAHAHA YOU CHOKED ON THE COCK YOU FAG."

And of course he was right. He literally did choke on a dick.

But with the first causality of the FEFF Convention, things started to get even worse. The true FEFF Convention was about to start.

Reaver suddenly appeared, and jumped out onto the table. He pointed at Iris, and yelled, "YOU! I now is the time for your destruction! I have been searching for you for a long time, and its time to put an end to this!"

Reaver ripped off his cloths, but it turns out that he wasn't Reaver at all, but actually a Robot Fish Pirate from the year 3123. Or maybe he was really Reaver, but he still was a Robot Fish Pirate regardless. He reached into his pocket, and pulled out a giant mallet, and it was on fire.

Iris just stood there with a blank look on her face. Then she said "Kangaroo shrimp on the barbie Bananabender."

Reaver lunged towards here, and swung his mallet, but at the last second, Hollie appeared, and kicked Reaver in his nuts. It set off a chain reaction, like a nuclear explosion, and the entire restaurant, and the surrounding planet, reduced to rubble. However, most everyone attending the FEFF Convention survived, so that they may be used for future story arcs.

Now you may be wondering why Hollie kicked Reaver in his nuts. Well, its because I randomly selected a member off the top of my head, and made that happen. Actually, thats wrong. It was because Hollie was actually Winston Churchill, but reincarnated as some British chick. And as everyone knows, Robot Fish Pirates from the future were Churchill's most hated enemy.

So after the nut kicked, Reaver somehow recovered, and they began battling. Things were exploding, and shit like that. It was almost like a retarded midget was wrestling with a very large Boa Constrictor, with explosions happening around them.

Many years passed during this battle. And then, things stopped blowing up, and the battle ended. Things stopped blowing up, because eventually the year became 1984, and Soja turned into Sojazilla, King of Monsters, and stepped on them. I don't think they are dead, but the fight is over.

A Klingon Bird of Prey de-cloaked above the burning wasteland of the FEFF Convention, when had continued over the years because it did. It began firing proton torpedo at people, and Phil flew into the air, yelled "COOL STORY BRO", and got killed by the Klingons on board the ship. By the way, he did finish his New Years Resolution, and the 5 dishes were presented TV Style. But hes dead now, died like a true nigga.

The Klingons demanded a sacrifice. However, Sojazilla fired his atomic ray at them, and they died. Then Sojazilla went back to my fic, that I will update once it gets sufficient replies.

Reaver then recovered from being stepped on. He got up, and he captured Iris. He then told the members of FEFF, "The girl is mine now! I shall retreat to my ninja lair, and hold her hostage there. If you want her freed, then you must all come to my ninja lair, and do battle there. I also have some gimmicky New Years Resolution bullshit that you gotta do to free her as well, so that this hijacked fic can have some relevance to its original topic."

And then he went off. And the FEFF Community rallied. They would not let fire-pubes steal the asian-as-fuck Australian girl. First, they all killed Ayanami. And then they marched to Reaver's secret Ninja Lair. It was on, and many deaths will happen, and many things will explode.

To be continued....
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I don't see how that works there...
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[ phantomHar0 ] +[ > U ]+ says:
dame's "useless", or....it's kinda like saying "sucks"
Soja Aurion says:
dame also means 'chick' why am i not surprised
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Well, since Iris left, this is my fic now, so it works.
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No offense Sent, but...

I want Rinnykins back. D:
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-yeah, well excuse me for not having a penis of reference
-i mean point.. damn Freudian slips
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When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat.
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Chapter 11: Tiara dies

After Reaver left, FEFF gathered up, and then they all beat Tiara to death. Why? Because they could. Tiara was a guy, who pretended to be a girl, even after it became painfully obvious that he was in fact, a guy. He also e-dated some faggot Dutch guy, who also knew he was a guy, but was in denial/didn't care/cool story bro. He was sad when Tiara was beaten to death.

To be continued...
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fuck all y'all
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best story ever.
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mrmastodon, Greth, MF Greth, L, Shu, Sailor Star Healer

Voted most manly last time, and most underrated twice in a row, shit yeah!
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