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| Sojazilla, King of Monsters | |
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| Topic Started: Jan 3 2009, 10:08 PM (456 Views) | |
| PhantomZero | Jan 4 2009, 11:32 AM Post #16 |
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ROFLLLL This is hilarious 
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A NEW WORLD ORDER ~Known as PhantomZero, Mr. Noogen, Yosuke Hanamura | |
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| Crysta | Jan 4 2009, 02:47 PM Post #17 |
yay for conformity!
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Our spawn will be transvestite versions of Barney. I bet Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton are making a cameo soon. |
~ Crysta, Zombie Queen
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| K' | Jan 4 2009, 05:31 PM Post #18 |
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HOLY SHIT THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING HAHAHAHAHA |
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| Rin | Jan 4 2009, 05:32 PM Post #19 |
TOTALLY A MAN
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ROFLMAO omg I still hate you XDD |
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| Sentenal | Jan 14 2009, 01:38 AM Post #20 |
When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat.
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Air Kongy vs Sojazilla Japan was freaking out, since even though Sojazilla fried his nuts, and fell into an ice berg, it was only a matter of time before he excaped and started killin shit again. "President Reaver, I think I may have a solution to our Sojazilla problem. Obviously Crystagurius isn't strong enough to beat him, but I have heard of another monster that just might..." It was a How-to-not-get-owned Security Council meeting in Japan. The guy who came up with this guy was NeoMagican. "I went to New York City yesterday, and the Natives there talk about a monster that climbed the Empire State Building. And I'm sure this monster is as big as Sojazilla, because otherwise if he was like 20 feet tall, there would be no way it would be an interesting fight and we wouldn't sell any tickets." "K go get that monster HURRY UP BEFORE SOJAZILLA EXCAPSES AND OWNS US!" Reaver told him. And so Neo went to New York to get the new monster to battle Sojazilla. Meanwhile, some dumbass submarine like rammed Sojazilla's ice berg or some shit, and he got free. Sojazilla said "OMG IM HUNGRY GOTTA GO GET SOME TACOS." and started swimming towards Japan. The race was on, hardcore. Neo arrived in New York, and went into the deepest, darkest parts, looking for the monster. He saw one of the natives, so he went up to him to ask. "Hey, you uncivilized savage, I'm looking for a giant monster, you know where I can find him?" "Nigga ima cut yo ass if you ever say that shit again." "What are you trying to say...? BIG MONSTER. WHERE?" "Pleeese Nigga, we got da Air Kongy in da hood, but he'll whop yo white ass unless yo bring him some fried chicken, dawg." Neo for some reason understood this, and he went to the local KFC, and bought the largest bucket of Chicken Imaginable, and he set it out in the middle of the street. Then, he got into a car, turned the bass up really, ridiculously loud, and started playing some "Nigger Rap", a local style of music. Then there was some rumbling, like something big was coming. There was a loud roar, and then, it showed itself.  Air Kongy, the monster they were searching for had arrived. He was a giant monkey/gorilla. Ya not much more needs to be said. He ran over to the giant bucket of chicken, and started eating, he just couldn't help himself. And after eating it all, he got tired and fell asleep. "Okay the plan worked." Neo said. "Lets tie him up, and bring him back to Japan." So they tied him up, and stuck him on a boat, and started sailing back to Japan. But Air Kongy woke up on the voyage back! It sucked too, since like they were almost to Japan too. Air Kongy killed everyone on the boat, and then killed the boat. Since he was a stupid monkey, he forgot that he didn't know how to swim, so he started to drown. Once he reached the bottem of the Ocean, he walked all the way to Japan so he could breathe again. Meanwhile, Sojazilla had already gotten to Japan. He needed to recharge and get his tacos, so he started attacking a military base. He fired his atomic breath at some tanks, but instead of exploding like normal, they melted. Hot shit. There were tanks shooting at him, and air planes flying around shooting at him. Sojazilla stood there, and waved his arms about, and roared. They all shit their pants, and then Sojazilla curb stombed every last one of them. After which Sojazilla ate all the Atomic Tacos that were in the military base, and got his energy back. Both monsters were in Japan now. Air Kongy had entered Sojazilla's turf, and he knew it. He could smell the atomic urine. And Sojazilla knew it, since he can piss atomic urine. Sojazilla would put find Crystagurius on hold, he needed to fuck a nigga up. The both went to Mount Fuji, and there the two monsters met.  Preview of Next Chapter: Pr0 fightan |
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| Laharl | Jan 14 2009, 05:33 AM Post #21 |
Narcissistic Bastard With A Hint Of Mental Insanity Or Mentally Insane With A Hint Of Narcissism
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pretty funny |
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| Davidof | Jan 14 2009, 05:58 AM Post #22 |
Dutchie
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This fic is EPIC. I seriously wonder who you'll pick for Mothra <.< |
Previously known as: Serra, Hakato, Hakado, Dorgie Poo, Pearl Fey, Kallen and Sailor Moon  HakaDSie>Kovutachi
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| Sentenal | Jan 14 2009, 05:50 PM Post #23 |
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When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat.
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Unfortunately, I have yet to cast Mothra  I got no idea who I'll pick.
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| Davidof | Jan 14 2009, 05:58 PM Post #24 |
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Lol. I have no idea either, Mothra isnt French IIRC so you cant really cast me for 'im =D |
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Previously known as: Serra, Hakato, Hakado, Dorgie Poo, Pearl Fey, Kallen and Sailor Moon HakaDSie>Kovutachi
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| Rin | Jan 14 2009, 06:09 PM Post #25 |
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TOTALLY A MAN
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Oh just get in his pants already, Hakado, he'll let you be Mothra then. Seriously though, this fic is hilarious XDD |
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| ProbeFarm | Jan 14 2009, 07:17 PM Post #26 |
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hahahhaah WANT MOAR :D |
 "I'm Probefarm" -Sentenal
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| K' | Jan 16 2009, 11:53 PM Post #27 |
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NIGGA GON FUCK U UP |
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| Greth | Jan 22 2009, 04:42 PM Post #28 |
fuck all y'all
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WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS FIC. WHERE IS THE RESOLUTION. WHEN AM I GOING TO APPEAR AS JET JAGUAR!? |
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Has been known as: mrmastodon, Greth, MF Greth, L, Shu, Sailor Star Healer Voted most manly last time, and most underrated twice in a row, shit yeah! | |
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| Sentenal | Jan 23 2009, 08:28 PM Post #29 |
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When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat.
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lol, well know I know who I'll make Jet Jaguar Uhhh I'll probably update it soon. This fic isn't actually hard to write, I'm just lazy as fuck. |
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| Greth | Jan 25 2009, 02:52 PM Post #30 |
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fuck all y'all
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do it yo |
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Has been known as: mrmastodon, Greth, MF Greth, L, Shu, Sailor Star Healer Voted most manly last time, and most underrated twice in a row, shit yeah! | |
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