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| Sojazilla, King of Monsters | |
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| Topic Started: Jan 3 2009, 10:08 PM (447 Views) | |
| Sentenal | Jan 26 2009, 02:09 AM Post #31 |
When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat.
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Air Kongy vs Sojazilla (part 2) The Duel was set. Air Kongy was walking up all monkey-like towards Sojazilla, and both were roaring at each other. The Military had helicopters and stuff spinning around them, and everyone was wondering "Who is gonna win!?!?!" Air Kongy started beating his chest, and roaring, trying to make Sojazilla scared. But that bitch didn't know who he was dealin with. Sojazilla's spikes started to glow, and then he hit a passing chopper with his Atomic Ray. Air Kongy went silent, and was like "Woah wtf was that?", and started blinking really fast, like he was an epileptic or something. Well, it was a stupid ape, so he decided to pick up a giant rock that was next to him, and chunked it at Sojazilla. This made Sojazilla angry. Kongy was getting a bit carried away, and picked up another rock, and threw it as well. Sojazilla said "Bitch, please, wtf you throwin rocks at me fo'?!!?" Sojazilla fired returned fire, and burned a path all the way up to Air Kongy with his Atomic Ray. When the fire hit the monkey, he ran backwards, trying to dodge the attack. Sojazilla fired another shot, and this time got Air Kongy in his stomach. It was all smoking, and on fire 'n shit, since for some reason in this Sojazilla roared, threatening another attack. Air Kongy scratched his head, and then his butt, and said "This nigga gots him a flame thrower, fuck this shit, he best watch his back" and walked off in defeat. With Air Kongy retreating, Japan went emo. Sojazilla would surely kill them all. And Sojazilla began killing everything again, walking towards Tokyo. The Military formed many defensive lines to try to stop him. In one, they dug up a huge hole, and filled it with bombs, and gasoline, and then covered it up. The plan was to have Sojazilla fall into the hole, and then blow him up. Lucky for them, thats exactly what happened. Sojazilla fell into the hole, and they made it go boom. But it was Sojazilla, so it didn't kill him. Sojazilla kept advancing. The last line of defense before Tokyo was made. Apparently some idiot scientist guy said that Sojazilla was weak to electricity. It was complete bullshit, since Sojazilla only like walked through downed powerlines all the time when he raped Tokyo last time, but apparently Sojazilla would be too gosu otherwise if he didn't have some weakness. So a blockade of many huge power line things were setup outside of Toyko, and were filled with 1,000,000 volts of electricity, to keep Sojazilla from getting in. Sojazilla walked up to the powerlines and punched them, but it hurt him. He decided to try to find another way in, so started circling Tokyo indefinitely. General Leon was like "Yes, he can't get in! We are saved!" But right after he said that, one of his aids yelled "General! Air Kongy approaching Tokyo!" Now for whatever reason, electricity seemed to strength Air Kongy. I dunno. It just does. The electrical blockade did not stop Kongy. He ran up to the power lines, and ate them.  Air Kongy ran into the city, and PhantomZero ran out to meet him. He pointed, and yelled. "Oh no, it is Air Kongy, we must flee the city!" Then he and Air Kongy pounded Bro Knuckles, and PZ fled. Air Kongy was stepping on houses and stuff, and punched a building. Its like he didn't know how to completely level a city, but he was just having fun. A train was trying to run away in the wrong direction, towards Kongy, and so Kongy picked the train up. Everyone in it was pissing their pants, and then this one chick fell out of the train, into Kongy's hand. It was Kayzen, the resident member of the opposite sex in Tokyo. Air Kongy took her in hand, and ran up to a build that actually wasn't very tall, and he climbed up it, and roared. The Army was pissed, since now that Kongy had Kayzen, they couldn't shoot at him, for there was the chance they might hit Kayzen. They didn't know what to do. The NeoMagician Zombie came up, and told General Leon, "Air Kongy is weak to fried chicken and hip hop music. Use that against him." Leon replied, "Good idea, lets do that." And then blew Neo Magician Zombie's head off since he was a zombie. The army fixed their rockets with giant chicken drumsticks, rather than missiles, and got ready to play some Tupac music. The fired the Chicken Rockets, and they exploded in the air around Air Kongy, and fried chicken gas when everywhere. Then they started playing the rap, and Air Kongy fell asleep, and fell off the building. The army rescued Kayzen, and then they started to try to think about how to deal with Kongy. Preview of Next Chapter: Conclusion of arc |
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| Greth | Jan 26 2009, 09:15 PM Post #32 |
fuck all y'all
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i lol'd, several times. |
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Has been known as: mrmastodon, Greth, MF Greth, L, Shu, Sailor Star Healer Voted most manly last time, and most underrated twice in a row, shit yeah! | |
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| Ryotaro Dojima | Jan 29 2009, 08:50 PM Post #33 |
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I still wanna know where I am Sent... |
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| Sentenal | Jan 31 2009, 04:35 AM Post #34 |
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When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat.
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lol I don't think I've casted you yet, Rock. I got some people in set roles, but other than that, I'm pretty much randomly selecting people to be characters. |
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| Rin | Jan 31 2009, 11:13 PM Post #35 |
TOTALLY A MAN
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Oh man, I lol'd when PZ came out XDDD |
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| Sentenal | Jan 31 2009, 11:28 PM Post #36 |
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When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat.
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Air Kongy vs Sojazilla (part 3) All of the military people in Japan were standing around the sleeping Kongy. "So, uhhhh... We put him to sleep. Now what?" They were too noobie to kill Kongy, so they didn't know what to do. "I know! Lets tie Kongy up to a bunch of ballons, and then drop him on Sojazilla. Then they will kill each other." General Leon said. And so, they tied Air Kongy up to ballons, and flew him to Sojazilla. It was retarded looking. Sojazilla had gotten bored with walking around in circles, so went back to Mt. Fuji. Sojazilla started roaring at Air Kongy, and that woke him up. And then they dropped Air Kongy. Air Kongy dropped, hit the ground, and started sliding down the mountain in a comical fashion, and ran right into Sojazilla. It hit hard, and sent Sojazilla rolling down the mountain, this too in a comical fashion. Sojazilla was pissed. He got up, and started chasing after Air Kongy. Air Kongy started to beat his chest, and then ran away. He went to the other side of the mountain, and hid behind some cliff. He stepped on some houses too. Sojazilla ran past the cliff, not noticing Air Kongy's hiding spot. The ape jumped out, and grabbed Sojazilla's tail. Sojazilla spazzed at the surprise attack, and turned around really quick, which in turn flung Kongy to the ground. Air Kongy scrambled back to his feet, and grabbed his tail again, since he was determined. Sojazilla again flung him off, and turned to face Kongy. Air Kongy lost his tail grabbing determination, so he picked up a giant rock next to him, and threw it at Sojazilla, and hit him in the face. He then grabbed another one, and threw it again, but this time Sojazilla smacked it straight back at Kongy and hit him with his own rock. "Bitch you just crossed the line" Air Kongy said, and threw another rock. It hit Sojazilla in the head, so Sojazilla decided to fire back with his Atomic Ray. It barely missed Kongy, but burned him. Kongy got mad, and ran up to Sojazilla and started grappling and wrestling with the mexican lizard. He was beatin on Sojazilla, but he threw him off, and hit him with his Atomic Ray again. Air Kongy was taken back, but then responded by tackling Sojazilla, sending both of them rolling down the mountain. When they stopped rolling, Air Kongy was on top, and started punching Sojazilla. Sojazilla managed to roll out from under him, but was having trouble getting back on his feet. Kongy took the opportunity to pelt him with rocks. But finally, the King of Monsters was back on his feet. Kongy tried to tackle Sojazilla again... But Sojazilla dodged, and Kongy ran head first into some rock. Then he just layed there, like he was unconscious. Stupid monkey, running into rocks isn't smart. Sojazilla started throwing rocks at him, returning the favor. He started pounding on Kongy with his tail, but it was a trap! Kongy sprung to his feet and surprise attacked him. But Sojazilla was actually ready for it, and head-butted Air Kongy, and then drop kicked him (I am dead fucking serious), sending Kongy flying. The fight was almost over. Sojazilla began beating him with his tail again, and set the ground ablaze with his atomic ray. But as if God himself wanted the fight to continue, and electrical storm came, and lightning started to strike Air Kongy. This game him a power up. If you ever saw the end of 'Ernest Goes to Jail', Kongy was now sorta like that. He now shocked people he touched, and was stronger. Fucking plot devices. Anyway, Air Kongy was revived, and grabbed Sojazilla's tail, and this him he was the one who flung Sojazilla to the ground. Sojazilla got back up, and they started wrestling again, but Kongy was winning. Sojazilla had a chance though, and knocked Kongy to the ground. But Kongy picked up a tree, and ran up to Sojazilla, and tried shove it down his throat. Sojazilla fired his atomic ray, burning the tree up, and driving Kongy back. Air Kongy suplexed Sojazilla after that, and they fought and wrestled to some big famous building castle thing. Sojazilla tripped Kongy with his tail, and fire a few volleys of his atomic breath at Kongy to buy him tim to get to the other side of the building castle thing. Kongy was like super aggressive mode, and instead of going around the castle, he started pounding his way through it. Then he tackled Sojazilla, and both fell off a cliff into the ocean. No one knew what went on down there, as their fight continued. But then, there was like an earthquake, and it stopped. Who had won!?!? Then, off towards the horizon, Air Kongy surfaced. He said "Nigga ain't so bad once ya done chillin, yo", and headed off into the sunset. The battle was over, and Kongy was going home. But what was the fate of Sojazilla...? Preview of Next Chapter: giant insect pedophile shows up |
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| Greth | Feb 1 2009, 01:51 PM Post #37 |
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fuck all y'all
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Hahahaha
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Has been known as: mrmastodon, Greth, MF Greth, L, Shu, Sailor Star Healer Voted most manly last time, and most underrated twice in a row, shit yeah! | |
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