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AW SHIET NEW ARC DOES THIS SIGNAL THE ENTRANCE OF BROJI BROTSUMI?!

AKA PR?! b] b] b] b] b]
not yet; after this one lol
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Chapter 6 – Lesbians?

Early morning at school…

Tiara barged into the room before class started. She ran over to PZ, who was talking to Feez.

“Y-yo! Tiara! Listen, about yesterday…we’re sorry we worried you…”

“Oh—never mind about that, is Kaz still not here?”

“Huh? Kazyen? I haven’t seen her today…” said PZ.

“Hey, is all that stuff you were saying about the Midnight Channel and people who show up on it dying true?”

“Yeah, we were just talking about it. We were gonna go check it out later—“

“I think the person on it last night…it was Kaz.”

“What?!” said Feez and PZ at the same time.

“That kimono looks like the one she wears at the inn usually….I got emailed her last night but she hasn’t responded. I called her earlier today and she said she’d be at school but she isn’t here…!”

“Calm down. You still haven’t heard from her?”

“No…”

“Okay, listen,” said PZ. He summed up the information Feez and him at learned in the TV World.

“Wait, are you saying…Kaz was thrown in there?”

“We don’t know yet for sure. We gotta check and see if she’s safe first. Give her another call.”

“Ok…” Tiara took out her phone and dialed the number…..no one was picking up. “No good….she’s not answering.”

“For real? Is she really in that world then?”

“W-w-well maybe she’s just helping out at the inn. I’ll just…give the inn a call!” She quickly dialed another number.

The phone was dialing….and dialing. Someone picked up!

“Oh! Kaz!? Yeah…yeah? Uh-huh. Okay. Right. I’ll email you later!” She hung up.

“She was over at the inn. She said the inn was busy so she had to help out. And you had me all worried for no reason, PZ!”

“S-sorry. But I mean, c’mon it’s not our fault. If you look at it logically, we thought people who show up on the TV where in the TV world. Makes sense right? But Kazyen is still here…this might be worth checking out. Let’s meet up after school at Junes.”




*****
After school in the Junes electronics department…

Feez explained in detail to Tiara about the TV World.

“Y-yeah, okay, that’s enough. You don’t need to go into more detail about my private story, Feez.”

“Right.”

“Awww, but I want to know!” said Tiara, chuckling. “Man…I would never have believed such a thing if I hadn’t already witnessed the place firsthand.”

There were a lot of customers around the area, so they couldn’t just jump into the TV like they had done before.

“Yo, I got an idea,” said PZ. “Why don’t you try sticking your head in and calling for that bear, Reaver?” asked PZ, to Feez.

“Right, I guess that’ll work.”

PZ and Tiara formed a shitty wall around Feez as he popped his head inside.

“YOOOO, REAVER. FAAAAAAAAGGGOOOOT!”

“Hey~” came the distant, yet recognizable voice of Reaver.

“Do you sense anyone inside there?” asked PZ. The other two could hear his voice as well.

“What? There’s no one here except me. It’s very….bear-ren.”

“Fuck. No. Shut the fuck up. No one wants to hear your shitty jokes faggot!” said PZ.

“S-sorry.”

Feez took his head out of the TV. “I guess she’s not in there.”

“I’ll still warn Kaz…”

“Yeah, do that. Also we should check out that Midnight Channel tonight. See if we learn anything new. Yo Feez, what’s your cell number? I’ll call you after it’s done.”

“YOU-ARE-ABRO,” said Feez.

“Shit, my number’s similar. IAM-ATR-UBRO.”

They exchanged numbers. “Alright, don’t forget to watch tonight,” said PZ.




*****
That evening…

Rock was examining the scene of the first crime still. There were several stationed officers. It was raining.

Greth, Rock’s young partner and junior detective, ran up to Rock. “Looks like we’ve found all we’re gonna find here. And we still got nothing that points to a suspect.”

“We still don’t know if it’s even a homicide…”

“Well, what else could it be?” asked Greth. “There’s no way a body could be found lying there like that.”

“…I know….we still don’t have any clues on the first victim…and now we got another one to worry about. If this is a murder case, there’s no doubt we’re dealing with a single killer. But if that’s true, then what the hell’s going on?”


“I originally thought this had to do with that love triangle between Sentenal, Sexy Protoss Bitch, and Lara-su Echidna.”

“…No. Sexy Protoss Bitch was apparently performing overseas when the death occurred. There’s no way she could be responsible.”

“I see…”

“Sentenal doesn’t seem to be linked to the murders as well. He hasn’t even been in this town for years. Been working in the city, and eye-witnesses have come in and said they saw him in office on the day of the incident.”

“You hear about Sentenal’s career? I heard he’s been fired from whatever office he was holding back in the city. All this scandal business made people doubt him…”

“Poor guy…we have the second case as well, of Sara. She’s the one who found Lara-su’s corpse. She died much after the corpse was found, though, so I can’t really see the killer taking her down because of that. The only other connection is that she attended the same school as the daughter of the inn where Lara-su was staying in. But…that hardly points to a motive.”

“Hmmm, well…..well, what if there was something about the corpse that only Sara knew? And she got killed because of that.”

Rock sighed. “Either way…the killer’s got to be someone in Inaba.”

Greth grinned, “Looks like your detective’s intution’s at work, eh?”

Rock sighed. “Shut up and get me some coffee.”


*****
Midnight…

Feez peered into the TV. Someone popped up! It was…Kazyen…dressed in rather…revealing clothing. Feez looked for his fapping aid really quickly but couldn’t find it.

“Goood evening, babies!” said Kazyen. “How’re y’all doin’? I’m off on a journey to find me some hot guys to heat me up.”

“Welcome to Princess Kazyen’s hunt for her boys! And I’m prepared!” she showed off her garments.

“Weeeeeeeeeeeelllllll~~ Here I go!” she said happily, as she ran towards what seemed to be some kind of castle.

The screen faded away.

Feez’s phone rang. It was PZ.

“Dude, did you see that?” said PZ.

“Yeah, I sure did.”

“That was Kazyen for sure. She even said her name. But…didn’t the stuff she say sound weird? What’s going on?”

“Calm yo’ ass nigga.”

“Right, right. Well, we need to get in touch with Kazyen…shit I don’t know her number! O-oOOH yeah I can just call Tiara. Anyways, tomorrow’s Sunday, so let’s meet up at Junes first thing in the morning.”

“Gotcha.” Feez hanged up and decided to go to sleep.




*****
The next morning…

Feez walked downstairs.

“Good morning,” said Rain. “Dad left already. He said he was going to be late…”

“I gotta—“

“I’ll be fine by myself,” said Rain. She was watching the weather. Apparently the sun was going to come out for the next few days.

“Well, I better get going.”




*****
Junes food court….

“Yo ‘sup bro? You got your golf club?”

“Yeah.”

“Awesome. I got my wrench. We don’t need real weapons when we got these BRO weapons.”

Just then an officer popped out of nowhere.

“HEY YOU NIGGERS WHY YOU HAVE WEAPONS!?”

“What? A golf club isn’t a weapon,” responded Feez.

“SHUT YOUR TRAP.”

“NO FUCK YOU!” said PZ.

“HOW DARE YOU YOU GUYS ARE UNDER ARREST NOW!!!!”

“WTF”




*****
At the police station…

“For god’s sake…you guys are lucky I was around or this would have gone on your personal records…” said Rock.

Feez had his head down. He felt embarrassed.

“We’re sorry,” said PZ.

Some officers walked by, mumbling to each other.

“So the girl who disappeared was that Amagi girl?”

“Wait, did he say Amagi? Then….?”

“Huh?” said Rock.

“N-nothing.”

“Well, you guys are free to go, but this better not happen again.” Rock walked away. Feez and PZ started to leave the station as well when they bumped into Greth, junior detective and young partner to Rock.

“Huh? Aren’t you the kid staying at Rock’s house?” he asked.

“Yes,” replied Feez.

“Oh! Can we ask you something?” butted in PZ. “Did something happen to Kazyen? You know, of the Amagi inn?”

“Huh? Oh…well if you’re friends with her…keep this between us. We got a call from her parents yesterday evening saying that they couldn’t find her anywhere. But that doesn’t necessarily mean that this isn’t a case yet. By the way…did she say anything to you guys about maybe going through some hard times?”

“Hard times?”

“Well that announcer Ms. Lara-su who was staying there at the inn seemed to have had a fight with the inn manager….which caused the manager to collapse. So that’s why she made her daughter, Kazyen, step in as a temporary manager in her place.”

“What…?”

“By the way…did she ever mention leaving her house? Well, crap. I think I’ve said enough. Forget I’ve said anything.”

“GRETH WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU YOU FUCKING FAGGOT AND WHY THE FUCKING HELL ARE YOU TAKING FOREVER AND WHERE IS MY COFFEE!? GET DOWN HERE NOW OR I WILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!” yelled Rock, from a few rooms down.

“Sorry! I’m on my way!” yelled Greth, running towards the room.

Feez and PZ walked out of the station only to see Tiara waiting for them.

“What have you guys been doing? I’ve been looking everywhere!”

“Don’t worry about it,” said Feez. “Something’s up with Kazyen.”

“Yeah, they can’t find her,” said PZ.

“I KNOW!!! I kept calling her cell but she wouldn’t pick up!” said Tiara. “I went to her house and it turns out she really did disappear.”

“That aside, apparently Kazyen’s trying to “lay low” or something. I got a feeling they think she might be the suspect!”

“WHAT!?” yelled Tiara. “BLASPHEMY!!!”

“Hey don’t yell at me!”

“Shut yer traps already,” said Feez, butting in. “We gotta go save her. The cops suck shit and we’re the only ones who can do anything.”

“R-right!”

“Hey, follow me guys!” said Tiara, suddenly. She led them out of the station and towards the shopping district. She stopped in front of a metalworks shop. They went inside.

“What is this place?” asked PZ.

“It’s a weapons and armor shop!”

“Dude, I don’t need that shit,” said Feez. “I got a golf club and that’s all I need…for now.”

“Dude, me too,” said PZ.

“ARE YOU GUYS NUTS! WHO KNOWS WHAT WE MIGHT ENCOUNTER!”

“Dude, it’s cool! Anyways, how would we even conceal huge weapons like that in the first place?” said PZ.

“We can hide them under our clothes!”

“Dude, are you nuts!?”

Tiara and PZ continued to argue. Feez decided to leave them be and went outside. He noticed a strange door floating in the middle of the air. The Velvet Key Soja had given him earlier begun to shine…! He used the key and entered the door.

“Welcome to the Velvet Room. We have been expecting you,” said Soja. “The catastrophe headed your way has already taken lives in your world. But you have nothing to fear, for you have the power of Persona!”

“You already told me this.”

“Oh….well! The next time you come here it shall be on your own accord. Whenever you want to fuse Persona just let us know; we shall be your guide.”

“Alright, thanks. I appreciate it,” said Feez. He got up and was about to leave, but decided to ask a question first.

“Hey Soja?”

“Yeah man?”

“Why don’t you call this place the Velvet Limo?”

“I dunno.” Soja shrugged and opened some booze. “I”ll think about it.”

“Aight COOL STORY BRO." Feez left. He still noticed the door just floating there in the middle of nowhere. Feez wondered if he was the only one who could see it…

Feez didn’t see Tiara or PZ around, so he decided to head to Junes.




*****
Junes electronics department…

“Yo where were you?” asked PZ, in front of the TV with which they had originally gone into the TV World.

“I was looking for you guys,” said Feez.

“Right, well let’s go!” exclaimed Tiara.

“Tiara, I don’t think you should…” began PZ.

“NO NO I AM GOING AND THAT’S FINAL!” yelled Tiara.

“FINE! LET’S GO ALREADY!”

They jumped in.

They saw Reaver standing there thinking really hard or something.

“Yo ‘sup Reaver?” asked PZ.

“Woah….it’s that bear from last time,” said Tiara in shock.

“What’re you doing?” asked Feez.

“Can’t you tell? I’m thinking about myself.”

“cool story bro.”

“Oh, who’s this?” asked Reaver, suddenly, taking an interest in Tiara.

“I-I’m Tiara. But never mind that; tell us if you know anything. Someone came in here yesterday right?”

“You’re right! It happened a little after I talked with you guys when you peaked inside Jesus. I felt someone was here.”

“It must be Kazyen,” said PZ.

“I dunno, but the presence is that way,” said Reaver, pointing a finger.

“Let’s go!” said PZ. They all ran in the direction.

They arrived at what seemed to be a huge castle. It was definitely the same castle Feez had seen during the Midnight Channel.

“What the…? A castle?!” remarked Tiara.

“You’re positive no one’s behind the bizarre midnight program?”

“I don’t know. Maybe people on your side can see what goes on in this world….there are no camera stuff in here. It’s been like this from the beginning.”

“The first time Kaz showed up on the TV was before she was thrown in here…right?” asked Tiara. “And the stuff she said on there…didn’t sound like what she would say at all!”

“You’re right. She would never say anything like that,” said PZ. “I wonder…is this what kind of happened to me last time?”

“I think that… ‘program’ happens because of the people who’s producing it,” said Reaver, in thought.

“So…Kaz...I don’t get this at all. Hey are you positive Kaz is in there?”

“Positive,” replied Reaver.

“I’m going on ahead!” said Tiara, running into the castle. She left the other three behind.

“W-wait!” yelled PZ.

“It’s dangerous for her to go in alone. There are probably Shadows roaming in there…”

“Oh hell no man. Why didn’t you say so before? Anyways, we better follow her!” said PZ. The three of them ran into the castle.

Inside was very ornamentally decorated. The floors had bright, red carpeting and the walls were tall and handsome, with a hint of a strong silver color.

“Woah…”

“My sense of Tiara is getting weaker and weaker…she seems to be pretty far up.”

“Can you tell how many floors this castle is?” asked PZ.

“Nope.”

“What a fag,” said Feez. “Anyways, let’s go!” They began to traverse through the castle.

“OH MY GOD IT’S A SHADOW!” yelled Reaver. He ran behind a pillar to hide there.

The shadow was pretty small. It looked like some kind of ugly slug-type creature. Feez didn’t think it looked threatening at all, at least compared to what he had faced already.

“Let’s do this Jiraiya!” yelled PZ. The card fell down and the hit at it with his wrenches. His Persona Jiraiya emerged.

“Go! Garu!” yelled PZ. Jiraiya twirled around and generated a whirlwind. The slug was caught in it and the wind strikes cut it to pieces.

“OH HELL YEAH WHO’S THE MAN NOW DOG!?” yelled PZ. He was wearing headphones and seemed to be enjoying the thrill.

“Wow, PZ, you’re almost as good as Jesus!” said Reaver, coming out from behind his pillar.

“Dude, what the fuck are you doing? Aren’t you supposed to be providing us support?”

“Uhh…”

“Reaver, you faggot. You better give us support or I’m gonna have to bust yo’ ass up,” said Feez. He led the way onward into the castle.

The climbed a floor.

And another floor.

And another.

Suddenly they reached a huge, decorated, fancy, and strangely threatening door.

“I can feel it!” said Reaver. “I can feel them behind the door. Both of them!”

“Are you sure?” asked PZ.

“Yes, positive. There are definitely two people in there.”

“You guys ready?” asked Feez.

“Ready as always, partner.”

Feez opened the door. Inside they saw….TIARA AND KAZ MAKING OUT. THIS WAS SOME HOT LESBIAN ACTION AND FEEZ AND PZ STOPPED IN THEIR TRACKS BECAUSE THEY DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO. PZ’S HEADPHONES SLID OFF HIS HEAD SLOWLY AND FEEZ DROPPED HIS GOLF CLUB. REAVER WAS FAPPING SO HARD WITH HIS NONEXISTANT PENIS THAT HE BEGAN LEAKING (WTF?) AND THEN HE FELL DOWN.

To be continued…

Edited by Soji Seta, Jan 22 2009, 01:38 AM.
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