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| Mend (working title); A Fusion Fic of a different breed | |
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| Topic Started: Jan 30 2009, 02:38 PM (502 Views) | |
| +Hollie | Feb 19 2009, 06:28 AM Post #16 |
Resident Brit
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Kamai going to work in speedos?  Sounds like lulz. I feel sorry for fic-me, though.
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Known as Haar on Brand of Flame. Bitch.  Formerly Margaret Thatcher, Aleksandr | |
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| Dragon_Sniper | Feb 19 2009, 07:20 AM Post #17 |
mmmmmmmatt cassel
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Haha, good stuff. Love this fic, Kam. <3 although who cares about brad pitt, seriously |
 They like me! They really like me! (And Hakado! :D) | |
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| Tiaro | Feb 19 2009, 07:02 PM Post #18 |
 
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lolz XD Edited by Tiaro, Feb 19 2009, 07:02 PM.
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Brawl code: 1118-0273-4847 Guess I played it too well? http://heather-kaithan.mybrute.com For the lulz | |
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| Sentenal | Feb 19 2009, 10:53 PM Post #19 |
When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat.
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This fic is sorta like a trap. Its written very well, and when you start reading it, it makes you want to continue reading it and draws you in... But like, you weren't kidding when you told me that you would " try and write a fic that was as mundane as possible, to see if [you] could still get readers" lol |
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| Ryotaro Dojima | Feb 20 2009, 03:54 AM Post #20 |
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Fear the appearance of Rock in a fic topic! .... Nice stuff, carry on. |
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| Kamaitachi | Feb 20 2009, 04:25 PM Post #21 |
Classy
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You've activated my TRAP CARD!!!! 
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| Kamaitachi | Mar 11 2009, 12:47 PM Post #22 |
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Chapter 4: "I don't know how the hell he gets away with these things." Hollie shook her head, placing her forefinger and thumb on her temples. Hollie and DS had decided to visit Kamai at Rock's. Over at the Bar, first thing they noticed was Kamai, still in a speedo, leaning on the bar counter and smoking a cigarette. Off slightly to his left, a gaggle of drunk girls eyed him, giggling. Hollie had hoped he'd gotten to work and changed into some sort of reputable outfit. "Welcome to Rock's. How can I help you?" a cheerful hostess smiled. Hollie tilted her head towards the hostess, emitting an icy glare. Yet despite this, the blonde girl in the too-tight shirt kept smiling. This was clearly a challenge to Hollie, who in order to intensify her glare, now peered over her glasses. The cheeriness remained aloft. "Shut up Tiara." she finally snapped. Tiara only widened her grin. Hollie sighed as she gave Tiara a quick up and down. Too-tight white shirt that exposed her midriff. Pink Short Shorts, and stilleto high heels. Her hair was neatly coiffed into an elaborate french braid ponytail. The girl, despite her mishmash of hooter girl and dominatrix clothing, was still quite attractive. High cheekbones, sparkling blue eyes...but suprisingly manly hands. "You girlies here to visit Kam-Kam?" Cheerful girlie voice too. Everything sounded like a question with her too, especially questions. "You betcha." DS nodded eagerly "Good to see you Tiara." "Good to see you TOO Deedees" the hostess thrust menus into their hands and flounced off. "I'm just really glad she didn't call me Hollie-lollie again." sighed Hollie, meandering through the scarce crowd. "Hey, the Sentenals are playing." "Oooh, nice." Rock's was the local college hole in the wall bar that everyone seemed to like. Once Rock had taken over the ownership of the bar (it had previously been called "Jaffar's"), he took the honours of not only redecorating, but renaming. With new names come new powers, and Rock's bar was often a highly sought after venue. "Surprised the place isn't packed." Hollie commented idly as they sat down at the bar. "The Sentenals usually bring quite the crowd, don't they?" "Snow" muttered the man seated next to them. "Oh come off it Rock, you been drinking hard tonight?" DS patted the man on the shoulders "Of course" Rockston Bollinsworth III, owner and proprieter of the very establishment turned to them. Despite his name and position, Rock was probably only out of college 6 or so years. "No one's drinking tonight, so I have to." "Well, don't mind if we join you, Rock." Hollie gave him a gentle smile. Within moments, two drinks slid down the bar counter, stopping neatly in front of the two ladies. Kamai winked at them, then made his way down to the giggling girls, his face humourless as he asked them if they wanted another round. "How does he do it?" DS shook her head. "What? Flirt with all those airheads and walk away with all their phone numbers?" muttered her companion darkly. "No, remember everone's drink. Who gives a shit what numbers he gets. I've never known him to sleep with idiots, bimbos, etc, unless he really cared about them. But still, I haven't been here to drink in over a month, and he still knows that I like a good Crown and Ginger." "I always get a Singapore Sling from him too" Hollie nodded "Guess he just knows his job." "Kam's a damn fine bartender." Rock nodded, taking a long swig of his tall beer. "Wish he wouldn't come in naked, though." "Seems to be working." DS indicated the girls with a slight head-tilt. Kamai had poured them all a round of shots, and they were basically throwing money at him. After they all downed their drinks, he moved over to his friends. "Not every day you get a hundred dollar tip." he smiled, leaning against the bar railing. "And all I had to do was be a little bit of an asshole." "You're a swindler, Kamai Tachi" Hollie waggled her finger "Gotta make rent" he sighed "But hey, I enjoy it." The evening carried on with its usual, quiet grace. DS and Hollie gently nursed their drinks, while Rock, went at it with his usual gusto. In the background, the Sentenals started up a slow foreboding song. The people at the bar slowly turned to listen as the fairly ominous chords swept over them. "I love this song" whispered Kamai softly, lighting another cigarette, while deftly pouring himself a shot under the bar counter. "I saw that, Kamai" Rock whispered in reply. "Cheers" he whispered back. The two toasted, tapped their glasses on the bar counter and shot. As the song drew to a close, the main door opened slowly. "Oh wow, Crysta's here" DS blinked, her eyes still not moving from the stage. Hollie and Kamai turned to look, watching as Crysta slowly made her way to the bar. "Hey Crysta" "'sup Crysta" "how's it goin'" they chorused; clearly they could not help but feel the air of tension. "Hi guys. Kamai, get me-" before she finished, Kamai plopped down a glass of red wine. "Estancia Pinot Noir, 2005. Enjoy." he nodded, turning to attend to his various duties. The air remained thick, and Crysta could tell from the silence at the bar that they knew. Taking a good sip of her wine, she turned to them. "So he's in the drunk robe already?" she forced a smile. "Went and passed out earlier in the afternoon." DS affirmed. "Well...see. That's sorta why I broke up with him." Returning her gaze to the wine, she stared at it wistfully, as if she wished she'd never decided to come to the bar. Rock, DS and Hollie stared at her, seemingly waiting for a response. Even Kamai's eyes trained in on her in his periphery. "Yes?" Rock peered at her, squinting his eyes. "Yes what?" she looked positively taken aback by all the stares and sidelong glances. "Yes and...?" gesturing 'come-on' with her hands, Hollie tried her turn at it. "That's the end." Crysta shook her head, confused. "No, not 'the end'" DS settled back into her chair "That's the beginning." Turning her sad gaze into a hard glare, Crysta eyed all her friends challengingly before plopping down a $20 note and leaving. Rock turned and watched her go. "Jeez. She's a real bitch tonight." He and Kamai clinked shot glasses again. "Cheers to that." |
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| Tiaro | Mar 11 2009, 01:52 PM Post #23 |
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This is pretty lulz. XP Hollie-lollie. XD Keep it up. <3 |
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Brawl code: 1118-0273-4847 Guess I played it too well? http://heather-kaithan.mybrute.com For the lulz | |
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| Dragon_Sniper | Mar 11 2009, 04:21 PM Post #24 |
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mmmmmmmatt cassel
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Still interesting. Lovely update, m'dear. Keep up the good work. :D |
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They like me! They really like me! (And Hakado! :D) | |
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| Kamaitachi | Mar 19 2009, 01:47 AM Post #25 |
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Chapter 5: 3:04 am, read the clock atop the tv. Soja stretched wearily, gently shedding the flower-adorned drunk robe he was clad in. He stared at it vacantly, suddenly realizing what had happened. "Well fuck." He placed it gently aside and threw on some clothes, proceeding to trundle down the stairs. Nick was seated on the couch, playing a gameboy DS. "You're still up?" "Oh." Nick looked up "You're finally up?" "Got drunk." "Noted." "Playing Pokemon, again?" "Yeah." "I got next." Soja slowly meandered over to the coffee table, where he pulled out the drawer. 5 Gameboy DS consoles sat in there, each a different colour, and each labeled with each of the roommates names. He picked up the red one marked "Soja" and turned it on. After a few minutes, Soja and Nick were locked in battle. "Haha" Nick pumped his fist triumphantly "And with Forretress' rapid spin, say good bye to that fucking Stealth Rock." "Ah, whatever." grumbled Soja in response. "Here's a flamethrower." "Fuck." Nick sighed, watching as his Forretress died a fiery, horrible death. The doorknob wiggled. Suddenly alert, the two perked up, staring at each other, then turning slowly to the door as it opened. Kamai stumbled in, clad in a leather jacket and tangerine speedo. "Hollie leftme at...da bar..." he grumbled "waited for her...drank a lot...muhr..." "Uh oh" Nick grinned "Looks like Kamai's gonna be wearing the drunk robe tonight." "Playing poookiemon?" the drunk roommate tossed his messenger bag at Nick, narrowly missing his friend again. "Yeah, care to join in?" Soja offered. "KAMAI TACHI! DIGIVOLVE TOOOO...." Kamai spun a few times in a surprisingly balletic fashion towards the two on the couch "KICKSNICKINTHEFACE TAKE THAT!" With that he leapt into a flying kick, knocking Nick clear off the couch before landing on top of him with a thud. "KABAI! WUD DA FUG!!?!?" Nick roared angrily, drawing back his fist. Deftly, Kamai caught it and pinned it to the back of Nick's head before curling up, wrapping his remaining arm and legs around his roomie. "GED DA FUG OV BE!" "No." the offender grinned stupidly as he nuzzled his face into Nick's chest. "Did I hear affectionate-drunk-Kamai walk in?" a voice floated in sleepily from upstairs. The three guys looked up to see Hollie standing there. "Oh, I guess I did." "Librarian Girl" Kamai pointed a finger at her, still somehow pinning the struggling Nick "You came and you changed my world." "You forgot to pick him up." Soja sighed "Looks like he got drunk in lieu of taking the bus." "Rock dropped me off." shrugged the man still thoroughly wrapped around his now enraged roommate. "Rock drove?" Hollie blinked "he was smashed when we got there." "Rock's good at that" Kamai sighed, rubbing his cheek against Nick's, while retaining the same deadpan bored face he always had. "I SWEAR DO GOD I'LL KILL YOU!" Nick yelled. "Oh baby, you know I likes it rough." Kamai sighed. "SEXUAL HARRASSMENT!" Nick yelled again vainly. "I know you likes it too, sugartits." "Did he just call Nick sugartits?" Soja and Hollie exchanged a glance, raising their eyebrows at one another. "I'll make popcorn" Hollie gestured towards the kitchen. "This looks like it'll be fun." "KABAI, YOU HAVE FOUR SEGONDS DO GED OV ME!" "I'll be done in two. I never claimed to have any staying power. You know, I'm not like one of those cannons that takes awhile to start up, then explodes, then takes awhile to reload. No. I'm like a machine gun. Ratatatatatatatat. Conversely, that's a pokemon. Wanna play pokemon?" "GED OV ME!" "ME! I CHOOSE ME! LOVELY KISS!" Kamai yelled, planting a big sloppy kiss on Nick's cheek." "BE! I JOOSE BE! DYNABIC BUNJ!" Nick had finally gotten a hand loose to rear back, but Kamai merely shifted his weight, pinning Nick's entire arm so that the former was forced to grab aimlessly at the air. "Ima make a sammich on your ass." Kamai blinked "Where's da mayo?" "Kamai's hilarious when he's drunk." Hollie re-entered with some popcorn, handing some to Soja as she sat next to him. "Did he just tell Nick he'd make a sandwich on his ass?" "You heard him." "Poor Nick" they turned to see DS, cautiously making her way down the stairs in her nightgown. "Although, from the way he struggles, you'd think he secretly liked it." At that, Kamai let go, smiling gently, and Nick let fly a punch. It stopped millimeters from Kamai's face. "You can't hit me." he stood slowly "You love me too much." With that cryptic message, he retreated upstairs. Nick stood there, growling, finally putting down his fist. "Bugger's right. Could never bring myself to hit that asshole." "Out of love?" DS ventured, grinning impishly "Out of love. Not romantic love, just...you can't hit that guy, no matter what he says." "It's true" Soja frowned "I usually resort to kicking something over in his room instead." "Or one time, you threw his bed out the window." Hollie smiled fondly "Yeah, and until I put it back into his room for him, he insisted on sleeping between me and Crysta." "Ah, that makes sense." Nick nodded. A brief moment of silence settled on the room. Finally, Nick broke the silence: "Why do we keep him around again?" "He's mildly entertaining." DS nodded sagely. "Yeah. Mildly" Hollie nodded assent. "Oh, well then it's okay" They finished the popcorn amongst themselves, and each retreated to their rooms. Once all the doors had closed, one in the basement opened, and the final roommate stepped out into the common room. "Oh...I missed all the fun..." she sighed softly, running her fingers through her hair. "I guess that's how it's going to be from now on..." |
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| Dragon_Sniper | Mar 19 2009, 06:06 AM Post #26 |
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Hehe, fun stuff. Nice Michael Jackson reference. :D |
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| Kamaitachi | Apr 18 2009, 02:20 AM Post #27 |
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Chapter 6: Hollie sighed, resting her cheek on her hand as she stared forward at the blackboard. Her professor was animatedly chattering away up front on the symbolism in Emily Bronte, but she couldn't care less. Without warning, a sharp pain stuck in her neck. Gasping loudly, she instinctively reached up, and felt something strange had pierced her. Gingerly, she removed it, and examined it. "A blow dart?" she blinked "Excuse me, Miss Hollie" the teacher peered over his glasses at her inquisitively. "Have you something to say?" "No...no...nothing" Hollie blinked. The professor resumed as Hollie peered around the class. No one seemed to notice the fact that she'd just been assaulted by a blow dart. As she turned her lack of attention back to the front of the class, she heard a faint "thuck" noise. The girl next to her jolted in surprise, and Hollie noted yet another dart. "What the fuck?" She turned to see if Kamai had been struck as well. To her horror, * * * "Those things hurt!" Hollie fumed as she walked alongside Kamai away from their class "Where on earth did you get a blow gun and darts?" "Ranger Surplus Store." he shrugged, matter-of-factly before swiftly shooting off another dart. Hollie simply placed her forefinger and thumb on the bridge of her nose, shaking her head. "What on earth-" "-that store is the cat's ass." Kamai grinned. "..." "..." "The cat's ass?" "Yes." "Where the hell did you come up with that turn of phrase?" "Commercial said it. Ranger Surplus Store. This store is the cat's ass." "Kamai's been watching too much TV again" the two turned to see Nick and DS walking up. "Think fast Nick!" Knowing all too well what would happen next, Nick instinctively ducked. However, it merely accomplished one thing: Nick now had a blow dart stuck in the top of his head. "Wow. I'm surprised Kamai hasn't been arrested for this yet." Nick sighed, removing the blow dart from his head. "It's Kamai. He's never been arrested." DS sighed in tandem with her friend. She winced as Kamai lined up a shot for her, but noticed that her blow dart was evidently very sticky and gross. "I specialize in spitballs too." he grinned madly before prancing off. "La lala lala la la." "He 'lala's when he prances. Why do we keep him around?" Hollie could not help but allow herself an irritated growl. "Who else would attack us with blow darts?" DS shrugged. Nick and Hollie nodded assent. |
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| Dragon_Sniper | Apr 18 2009, 08:58 AM Post #28 |
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Short but sweet. Nice work. :3 |
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They like me! They really like me! (And Hakado! :D) | |
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| Kamaitachi | Apr 22 2009, 01:06 AM Post #29 |
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Chapter 7: Hollie and Crysta sat on the floor of Kamai's room, looking around at the various decor, but being very careful not to touch too much, out of respect. Subsequently, DS peeked into the room: "What're you guys doing in Kam's room?" "We're trying to figure him out." Crysta was eying the numerous stuffed dogs on a shelf. "He has to have, like...20 stuffed dogs." "Looks like he even made them cheap little dogtags" Hollie stood and peeked at one "This one is Gidger." "Here's Peter" DS picked up a german shepherd puppy "Semyon?" Hollie peeked at another "Teddy? James? Harry? Woody? Bartender?" "They're all boys names?" Crysta leaned back onto her elbows "Kamai's gay?" "Bisexual, I think, technically" DS shrugged "he doesn't discriminate when it comes to gender." "Yeah, he explained that to me too" Hollie nodded assent "In any case, there's some correlation with the stuffed dogs." "The paintings he has on the wall too, I've never seen any of them before, except here in his room." "Oh, they're his." DS smiled "He'd never admit it to you, though. Kamai's an accomplished artist in almost every right there is. Painting, singing, dancing, acting, etc." "Why does he work as a bartender then? Why doesn't he just sell his paintings? They're pretty good." Crysta eyed one closely "I guess they're all landscapes, huh." The girls wandered about Kamai's room, picking things up at random, trying to figure them out. "See, everything here seems almost random." Hollie stroked the non-existent beard on her chin "We've got stuffed dogs, his own paintings of various places that don't seem to correlate, his music collection is eclectic and at times downright bizarre, there's a violin case, a guitar case, a keyboard, a shelf of various books..." "Found something!" Crysta chimed up, pulling a picture from behind the nightstand. "It was just carefully sitting there, as if he placed it there, not just knocking it off." The three girls crowded around the picture and stared at it intently. It very clearly depicted Kamai with his head on a young man's shoulder, and that man's head atop his in return. "Kamai has a boyfriend?" "An ex, actually." the three heads snapped to see Kamai standing there. "Oh, hiiii Kamai" the girls chorused sheepishly, hanging their heads in shame. He very calmly took the picture from Crysta, casting a slow, sad smile at it. "Just an ex. And its the clue to a lot of the stuff in my room." He placed the picture back behind his nightstand. "...you gonna explain how it all fits together?" Hollie raised an eyebrow, crossing her arms in expectation of a story. "Absolutely not. You're the investigative team, I think I'll leave it for you to figure out." With that, he turned and left the room. |
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| Dragon_Sniper | Apr 22 2009, 09:36 AM Post #30 |
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mmmmmmmatt cassel
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So cute! ^^ |
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They like me! They really like me! (And Hakado! :D) | |
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