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Corrupt-A-Wish
Topic Started: Mar 13 2009, 09:32 AM (740 Views)
Kovu	Mar 13 2009, 09:32 AM Post #1
Judge/Veteran/One of oldest members/Never been a global mod cause staff is racist against furries Posts: 14,618 Group: Judge Member #7 Joined: May 16, 2005	Basically someone posts a wish, and the objective of the next poster is to grant that wish in the most gruesome backfired way possibly. For example someone could wish for a cheap car and the next poster might reply saying that they got the car but it was terrible and broke down within a week stranding them in the middle of nowhere. -- To start, I wish I didn't have to work a dayshift tomorrow. >_> ~ Kovu



Yzarc	Mar 13 2009, 02:22 PM Post #2
Coxian Posts: 3,432 Group: Veteran Member #308 Joined: July 8, 2005	You're fired. I wish my penis was 9 inches long.



Jake Marshall	Mar 13 2009, 02:22 PM Post #3
姚明 Posts: 6,573 Group: Veteran Member #51 Joined: June 9, 2005	I didn't have to work teh day shift yeseterday... I slept in and woke up sleeping wtih man bear big I wish I wasn't failing biology
	你好！我的英文名字是 Bosco! 我的中文名字是李福林！


+Reaver	Mar 13 2009, 02:24 PM Post #4
Troll Posts: 8,611 Group: Advisor Member #47 Joined: June 9, 2005	You'd have to suck Kovu's dick to pass. I wish candlejack wou
	Neon,June 8 2005 07:34 PM @Reaver: Me grammer is better than ur post count newbie. HJ, December 30 2008 06:20 PM You gave Inui his first (and last?) sexual experience, didn't you? That's historic. Favorite Staffer Summer 2008 -- Send me a Personal Message


Psiwri	Mar 13 2009, 06:27 PM Post #5
Too Many Words Posts: 11,133 Group: Veteran Member #77 Joined: June 9, 2005	Granted. It was granted. I wish this thread wasn't a piece of shit.
	Please support my efforts in creating writing~


Wirtjr	Mar 13 2009, 07:01 PM Post #6
The Train Conductor to Hell Posts: 4,657 Group: Judge Member #1,057 Joined: January 12, 2007	Granted, but when you realized it you died of surprise. I wish I wish I had a fish.
	Formerly Wirtjr, Denny Crane, Freddy Krueger, Rodney McKay, Bruce Campbell and Ash Williams Zoe Wirtjr, Be all My Sins Remember'd says: (7:48:27 PM) Pops his bones Zo� says: (7:48:54 PM) which boners and why Zo� says: (7:48:57 PM) WHOOPS Zo� says: (7:49:03 PM) omg >_>; Brawl Code: 2793-4775-6845


+Reaver	Mar 13 2009, 08:56 PM Post #7
Troll Posts: 8,611 Group: Advisor Member #47 Joined: June 9, 2005	Granted. Of course you don't just get one fish, you get two fish, red fish, blue fish, and all sorts of fish. As a matter of fact, your apartment smells like a giant vagina now. I wish I could win the game.
	Neon,June 8 2005 07:34 PM @Reaver: Me grammer is better than ur post count newbie. HJ, December 30 2008 06:20 PM You gave Inui his first (and last?) sexual experience, didn't you? That's historic. Favorite Staffer Summer 2008 -- Send me a Personal Message


Yzarc	Mar 14 2009, 01:28 AM Post #8
Coxian Posts: 3,432 Group: Veteran Member #308 Joined: July 8, 2005	Okay, but you still lose. I still wish my penis was nine inches long, since I was skipped!



Wirtjr	Mar 14 2009, 09:41 AM Post #9
The Train Conductor to Hell Posts: 4,657 Group: Judge Member #1,057 Joined: January 12, 2007	Granted, but now you can no longer achieve an erection, and it looks as if you may have a touch of gangrene on it. I wish that my penis was prehensile.
	Formerly Wirtjr, Denny Crane, Freddy Krueger, Rodney McKay, Bruce Campbell and Ash Williams Zoe Wirtjr, Be all My Sins Remember'd says: (7:48:27 PM) Pops his bones Zo� says: (7:48:54 PM) which boners and why Zo� says: (7:48:57 PM) WHOOPS Zo� says: (7:49:03 PM) omg >_>; Brawl Code: 2793-4775-6845


Conan O'Brien	Mar 14 2009, 12:40 PM Post #10
SKILLNADEN �R DRINKABILITY Posts: 2,781 Group: Veteran Member #16 Joined: June 8, 2005	Granted, but you can no longer use your hands to grasp things. I wish for a lifetime supply of Dunkin Donuts.
	~~Wind Sword Quote: Please keep Christian bashing to a minimum. This is mainly the American South (and mainly Evangelical death cults), which is similar to Afghanistan under the Taliban. Touching. Scientology Quote: Clones are create and people can't bore a clone. Scientifically they are called born and not created. The only way to pre-determine their genes is if they are already out in the world usually in a pod that would resemble the sac in a mothers womb. Take Star Wars for example. Smartest post ever made.


Shinobi	Mar 14 2009, 01:55 PM Post #11
絶望した！！！ Posts: 1,213 Group: FEFFer Member #1,306 Joined: June 11, 2007	granted, but in order to keep the lifetime of donuts you must not eat anything else as long as you live. i wish to graduate college with a degree
	Monk Profile Quote: The only thing we have to fear is fear itself - nameless, unreasoning, unjustified terror which paralyzes needed efforts to convert retreat into advance.


Kovu	Mar 15 2009, 09:23 AM Post #12
Judge/Veteran/One of oldest members/Never been a global mod cause staff is racist against furries Posts: 14,618 Group: Judge Member #7 Joined: May 16, 2005	Granted, but with today's economy the only job you can get is McDonalds and they won't hire you because you're an "over-achiever". Seriously, it happened to my cuz. I wish my internet connection didn't suck. >_> ~ Kovu



Wirtjr	Mar 15 2009, 09:25 AM Post #13
The Train Conductor to Hell Posts: 4,657 Group: Judge Member #1,057 Joined: January 12, 2007	Granted. Now you don't have one. Problem solved I wish the recession would fix itself instantly.
	Formerly Wirtjr, Denny Crane, Freddy Krueger, Rodney McKay, Bruce Campbell and Ash Williams Zoe Wirtjr, Be all My Sins Remember'd says: (7:48:27 PM) Pops his bones Zo� says: (7:48:54 PM) which boners and why Zo� says: (7:48:57 PM) WHOOPS Zo� says: (7:49:03 PM) omg >_>; Brawl Code: 2793-4775-6845


Yzarc	Mar 22 2009, 06:09 PM Post #14
Coxian Posts: 3,432 Group: Veteran Member #308 Joined: July 8, 2005	Granted. World War III. I wish I was the smartest man alive.



Kitty	Jul 24 2009, 07:23 PM Post #15
Is such a trend setter :D Posts: 1,605 Group: Judge Member #2,260 Joined: May 13, 2009	necroposts Granted, but with your new found intelligence you realize how stupid humanity in a whole is and you drown in depression as a result. I wish the teachers at my school weren't so bad at their jobs.
	I said, Mother mother mother's for babies, call me Kitty, meow Join FEFF's newly developed sister site Brand of Flame. It's the same kinda stuff you like here and more (shameless advertising) Brand of Flame Awards: Spoiler: click to toggle Holy crap I actually won ~~unopposed~~ fair and square http://stalinova.mybrute.com/cellule Clicky, become my pupil, kick Tiaro's butt Pretends to be popular on MSN [18:12] Wirtjr: It's what I planned to do gently moves you to one side as he starts whacking it [18:14] Wirtjr: ....wait, that didn't come out right


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