North Korea fears "Choco Pie" threat

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North Korea fears "Choco Pie" threat
Topic Started: Jun 1 2009, 10:59 PM (100 Views)
*Sentenal*	Jun 1 2009, 10:59 PM Post #1
When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat. Posts: 15,613 Group: FEFF Emperor Member #1 Joined: May 16, 2005	http://www.atimes.com/atimes/Korea/KE21Dg01.html Quote: North Korean leader Kim Jong-il may face a more pernicious challenge than either a "preemptive strike" by the United States or a power grab by generals eager to fill the power vacuum created by his illness. Think Choco Pie, the thick wafer-like confection, all pastry and cream, served in the Kaesong Industrial Complex as a daily dessert for the 40,000 North Koreans who toil for 100 South Korean companies with factories in the complex. "North Koreans love Choco Pie," said Ha Tae-keung, president of NK Open Radio, which beams two hours of news daily into North Korea from its base in Seoul. "It's an invasion of the stomach." Quote: The danger of South Korean cultural infiltration apparently trumps the need for the hard currency that the North makes from the South in the form of pay for the workers and rent for the land occupied by South Korean factories. Or, as Ha put it, "It's money versus regime stability." Quote: "Kim Jong-il wants to blame South Korea,” said Ha Tae Keung. "Choco Pie is aggravating the problem." Kim Jong-il, a diabetic, fears South Korean pastries.



A2ZOMG	Jun 2 2009, 01:25 AM Post #2
Posts: 41 Group: FEFFer Member #2,262 Joined: May 18, 2009	Osnap. Off-topic, but that reminds me of this comic...from was it the "Mother Goose and Grimm" series where this dog supposedly looked like Kim Jong-il...and Kim Jong-il wanted to "Wok the dog"



+Ema Skye	Jun 2 2009, 01:56 AM Post #3
Snackoos = <3. It's science! Posts: 20,952 Group: Advisor Member #40 Joined: June 9, 2005	North Korea, like Iran, is destined to get fucked up pretty soon if they keep being idiots.
	MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH


Soja	Jun 2 2009, 04:16 AM Post #4
Gentle Water, Crashing Waves Posts: 5,171 Group: Global Moderator Member #451 Joined: October 15, 2005	That Choco Pie is probably the best thing those North Korean workers eat all day.
	Mirar on Sep 8 2007 06:08 PM nigga please Fusion Universe - FEF Fanfic Slayers Forth - Slayers Fanfic Smartest Member '06 & '07 & '08 & 'o9, Favored Debater '07 & '08 & '09, Most Popular '08, Manliest '08 & '09, Author of Nightmares, Scourge of the Luxon, Rules Lawyer, Nick's Former Hero, Crysta's Lover


Davidof	Jun 2 2009, 04:27 AM Post #5
Dutchie Posts: 10,067 Group: Veteran Member #1,047 Joined: January 8, 2007	Dude, how can you be afraid of PIE. ....Seriously wtf >_>
	Previously known as: Serra, Hakato, Hakado, Dorgie Poo, Pearl Fey, Kallen and Sailor Moon HakaDSie>Kovutachi msn [Meg/DS] ~ [Kill me romantically~] says: if a mule kicked you in the stomach would you want to have sex Davidof/SirHakado says: Well he missed my nads, so yes [Meg/DS] ~ [Kill me romantically~] says: headdesk


Tiaro	Jun 2 2009, 01:45 PM Post #6
Posts: 9,937 Group: Veteran Member #603 Joined: February 2, 2006	Don't ever stop being hilarious, North Korea. XP
	Brawl code: 1118-0273-4847 MSN Lana says: -yeah, well excuse me for not having a penis of reference -i mean point.. damn Freudian slips


Dragon_Sniper	Jun 2 2009, 02:27 PM Post #7
mmmmmmmatt cassel Posts: 6,761 Group: Global Moderator Member #426 Joined: September 18, 2005	Please tell me that by 'hilarious', you don't mean 'completely brainwashed by an evil dictator'.
	They like me! They really like me! (And Hakado! :D)


Wirtjr	Jun 2 2009, 02:51 PM Post #8
The Train Conductor to Hell Posts: 4,657 Group: Judge Member #1,057 Joined: January 12, 2007	I wouldn't say evil dictator. There's a large difference between being "evil" and "batshit crazy" Kimmy here falls under "Batshit crazy."
	Formerly Wirtjr, Denny Crane, Freddy Krueger, Rodney McKay, Bruce Campbell and Ash Williams Zoe Wirtjr, Be all My Sins Remember'd says: (7:48:27 PM) Pops his bones Zoë says: (7:48:54 PM) which boners and why Zoë says: (7:48:57 PM) WHOOPS Zoë says: (7:49:03 PM) omg >_>; Brawl Code: 2793-4775-6845


*Sentenal*	Jun 2 2009, 04:16 PM Post #9
When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat. Posts: 15,613 Group: FEFF Emperor Member #1 Joined: May 16, 2005	Cures Communism.



A2ZOMG	Jun 2 2009, 04:26 PM Post #10
Posts: 41 Group: FEFFer Member #2,262 Joined: May 18, 2009	Wirtjr Jun 2 2009, 02:51 PM I wouldn't say evil dictator. There's a large difference between being "evil" and "batshit crazy" Kimmy here falls under "Batshit crazy." You didn't happen to watch "Blades of Glory" did you?



Wirtjr	Jun 2 2009, 04:45 PM Post #11
The Train Conductor to Hell Posts: 4,657 Group: Judge Member #1,057 Joined: January 12, 2007	Nope. Never seen the movie.
	Formerly Wirtjr, Denny Crane, Freddy Krueger, Rodney McKay, Bruce Campbell and Ash Williams Zoe Wirtjr, Be all My Sins Remember'd says: (7:48:27 PM) Pops his bones Zoë says: (7:48:54 PM) which boners and why Zoë says: (7:48:57 PM) WHOOPS Zoë says: (7:49:03 PM) omg >_>; Brawl Code: 2793-4775-6845


Soja	Jun 2 2009, 07:26 PM Post #12
Gentle Water, Crashing Waves Posts: 5,171 Group: Global Moderator Member #451 Joined: October 15, 2005	Wirtjr Jun 2 2009, 04:45 PM Nope. Never seen the movie. "Thank you. Jimmy, I never told you before, but I used to coach pairs. I was on track to head up the Olympic squad. I wanted it badly, so I developed a move. A move the likes of which the world has never seen before. A move so revolutionary, so dangerous, it would have catapulted the team that stuck it straight to the top. And like many revolutionary ideas, it just scared the shit out of the establishment. So I quit. And I took it to the one place on Earth batshit crazy enough to give it a try. North Korea."
	Mirar on Sep 8 2007 06:08 PM nigga please Fusion Universe - FEF Fanfic Slayers Forth - Slayers Fanfic Smartest Member '06 & '07 & '08 & 'o9, Favored Debater '07 & '08 & '09, Most Popular '08, Manliest '08 & '09, Author of Nightmares, Scourge of the Luxon, Rules Lawyer, Nick's Former Hero, Crysta's Lover


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