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Stupid Exam Answers
Topic Started: Jun 20 2009, 10:14 AM (108 Views)
Kovu	Jun 20 2009, 10:14 AM Post #1
Judge/Veteran/One of oldest members/Never been a global mod cause staff is racist against furries Posts: 14,614 Group: Judge Member #7 Joined: May 16, 2005	This was epic lulz on another forum I'm on so I figured I'd post 'em here. Some of these made my chest hurt. .:Tree:. Another Forum The following extracts were taken from a recent GCSE examination in Swindon, Wiltshire. These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds!) Q. Name the four seasons A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists Q. How is dew formed A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire Q. What causes the tides in the oceans A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election Q. What are steroids A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs Q. What happens to your body as you age A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes A. Premature death Q. What is artificial insemination A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow Q. How can you delay milk turning sour A. Keep it in the cow Q. How are the main parts of the body categorised (e.g. The abdomen) A. The body is consisted into 3 parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A,E,I,O and U Q. What is the fibula A. A small lie Q. What does 'varicose' mean A. Nearby Q. What is the most common form of birth control A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium Q. Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean section' A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome Q. What is a seizure A. A Roman Emperor Q. What is a terminal illness A. When you are sick at the airport Q. Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature A. Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like umbrellas Q. Use the word 'judicious' in a sentence to show you understand its meaning A. Hands that judicious can be soft as your face Q. What does the word 'benign' mean A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight Q. What is a turbine A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head ~ Kovu



Davidof	Jun 20 2009, 10:17 AM Post #2
Dutchie Posts: 10,047 Group: Veteran Member #1,047 Joined: January 8, 2007	... Rofl XD This kid must've failed his/her test... really >_>
	Previously known as: Serra, Hakato, Hakado, Dorgie Poo, Pearl Fey, Kallen and Sailor Moon HakaDSie>Kovutachi msn [Meg/DS] ~ [Kill me romantically~] says: if a mule kicked you in the stomach would you want to have sex Davidof/SirHakado says: Well he missed my nads, so yes [Meg/DS] ~ [Kill me romantically~] says: headdesk


Tripz	Jun 20 2009, 10:24 AM Post #3
Faucking Lethe in cat form^ Posts: 202 Group: FEFFer Member #1,980 Joined: July 9, 2008	And I thought I was stupid.
	Formely known as:Tripz, Sailor Pluto


Dragon_Sniper	Jun 20 2009, 01:20 PM Post #4
mmmmmmmatt cassel Posts: 6,750 Group: Global Moderator Member #426 Joined: September 18, 2005	I'd like to think that whoever wrote those answers is a sarcastic genius. Brilliant.
	They like me! They really like me! (And Hakado! :D)


Askio	Jun 20 2009, 02:45 PM Post #5
Crit McGee on Speed Posts: 2,783 Group: Veteran Member #436 Joined: October 1, 2005	Either brilliant sarcasm, or really really really stupid. OR, maybe he or she was bored and wanted to have fun.
	Fire Emblem Online Askio: 9-1-1


*Sentenal*	Jun 21 2009, 03:10 AM Post #6
When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat. Posts: 15,601 Group: FEFF Emperor Member #1 Joined: May 16, 2005	Quote: Q. What is a seizure A. A Roman Emperor HA What is a "GCSE examination"?



Kovu	Jun 21 2009, 09:07 AM Post #7
Judge/Veteran/One of oldest members/Never been a global mod cause staff is racist against furries Posts: 14,614 Group: Judge Member #7 Joined: May 16, 2005	Sentenal Jun 21 2009, 03:10 AM What is a "GCSE examination"? Damned if I know, this was a simple copy pasta. ~ Kovu



Wirtjr	Jun 21 2009, 09:20 AM Post #8
The Train Conductor to Hell Posts: 4,650 Group: Judge Member #1,057 Joined: January 12, 2007	General Common Sense Exam, I think.
	Formerly Wirtjr, Denny Crane, Freddy Krueger, Rodney McKay, Bruce Campbell and Ash Williams Zoe Wirtjr, Be all My Sins Remember'd says: (7:48:27 PM) Pops his bones Zo� says: (7:48:54 PM) which boners and why Zo� says: (7:48:57 PM) WHOOPS Zo� says: (7:49:03 PM) omg >_>; Brawl Code: 2793-4775-6845


Dragon_Sniper	Jun 21 2009, 12:23 PM Post #9
mmmmmmmatt cassel Posts: 6,750 Group: Global Moderator Member #426 Joined: September 18, 2005	iirc, they're tests of various subjects that Brits have to take. They're really important and you're supposed to do well so that you can go on to university.
	They like me! They really like me! (And Hakado! :D)


Sothe	Jun 21 2009, 04:03 PM Post #10
Posts: 77 Group: FEFFer Member #1,664 Joined: January 24, 2008	Sentenal Jun 21 2009, 03:10 AM What is a "GCSE examination"? An exam about the Gold, Silver, Crystal and Emerald Pokemon games.
	http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=MaBb62rwArw


+Hollie	Jun 23 2009, 02:11 PM Post #11
Resident Brit Posts: 6,823 Group: Advisor Member #801 Joined: May 19, 2006	Sentenal Jun 21 2009, 03:10 AM Quote: Q. What is a seizure A. A Roman Emperor HA What is a "GCSE examination"? General Certificate of Secondary Education. They're the exams you do at the end of your school life. You need higher level scores to do A-levels. You need to do A-levels if you want to go to uni/college. (Alternatively, you could just get a job.) . . . And I swear they are not ALL as easy as the ones above. This dude FAILS, but he fails awesomely.
	MSN Wirtjr, Speaker for the Dead says: "Be good, because if you're not, Arick will come down that chimney instead of Santa, and instead of toys he has choloroform, a hacksaw, and a burlap sack." MSN... again Wirtjr, Speaker for the Dead says: I'm a horrible rolemodel. Hؿ�� says: I'll take extra care not to blow my neighbourhood up, I promise Wirtjr, Speaker for the Dead says: Also don't jam forks in strange orifices. Wirtjr, Speaker for the Dead says: ...Wait, that didn't come out right Known as Haar on Brand of Flame. Bitch. Formerly Margaret Thatcher, Aleksandr


Captain Bravo	Jun 23 2009, 06:13 PM Post #12
You play my nerves like strings Posts: 3,315 Group: Judge Member #258 Joined: June 27, 2005	Quote: Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery This is hilarious.
	What happens if I can't check my MySpace when we get there? Formerly Levin, Glen, Gale, Sailor Neptune, Erk (At the old FEFF) I'm reviving my forum Brand of Flame. If you're interested in helping out, or just stopping by Here is the link.


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