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| Topic Started: Jun 23 2009, 11:22 PM (5,582 Views) | |
| Sentenal | Sep 6 2009, 12:43 AM Post #886 |
When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat.
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Maxime vomited all over Wyvern, and the mage who had just entered the tavern. |
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| AdamNW | Sep 6 2009, 03:21 PM Post #887 |
Needs moar Sety
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(Ana isn't a Mage... >_>) Ana looked horrified, but then puked onto Maxime. |
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| Sentenal | Sep 6 2009, 11:48 PM Post #888 |
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When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat.
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Maxime opened the ass flap on his ass-armor and took a huge shit, while at the same time, spinning around like a top, sending shit flying everywhere. |
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| Arden Nailo | Sep 8 2009, 09:41 AM Post #889 |
 
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Vlos flipped the table for cover and put his chair above his head. "Despite what he appears, if maxime is anything like his grandfather.... Hell on wheels...." he said softly while dodging crap. |
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| Laharl | Sep 8 2009, 03:06 PM Post #890 |
Narcissistic Bastard With A Hint Of Mental Insanity Or Mentally Insane With A Hint Of Narcissism
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Lazarus shook his head as he observed the confrontation between Maxime and Adam. This is exactly why I never visit such places. He continued to drink his drink despite the shit storm going on around him. Fortunetly, Lazarus was surrounded my an invisible barrier that he placed on himself before he entered the Tavern. It was weak, but blocked any physical object. The giant turds that would hit him were blocked by Lazarus' shield and merely slid off it. Vega didn't need to cast any magical barriers as Maxime's poop flew by him, as if he was redirecting any that came his way. "W-wHHY dOoo Y-YoUU wIShHH t-tOO sPeaKk w-WiTTH MMeeeE?'' Vega asked Vlos. Ivan was not so lucky as he was now covered in shit. He stood perfectly still as he always has and continued to even when he became encased in Maxime's feces. Poor Ivan. 
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| Arden Nailo | Sep 8 2009, 03:23 PM Post #891 |
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"It was that you wished to speak with my comerad, and I was coming here to meet him. We invited you to the table since you were there and thought it would be well to enjoy a conersation with another member of the art." Vlos picked up the table and charged the other armor with it. |
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| Laharl | Sep 9 2009, 07:30 PM Post #892 |
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Narcissistic Bastard With A Hint Of Mental Insanity Or Mentally Insane With A Hint Of Narcissism
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'I-Iii s-sEE. YouRR f-fRiEND RouSed m-MY cOuRiSoTYY AND I-I MerLY w-WiSHedD toooO f-FiND ouTT wHoo H-heeEE WaSss. s-So NowW t-tHat YoUU hAvEE m-mYy AttEnTioNN, w-WhaTTt D-dO yOuu wiIsH t-tOo dIsCusSsss?'' |
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| Sora | Sep 9 2009, 07:44 PM Post #893 |
The Flame Knight.
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Sora decided to visit the local Tavern after his most recent Arena Battle. Little did he know this would be one of the worst mistakes he would ever make. Not only was the ceiling gone but some moron was in the center of the tavern spinning on his head shitting all over the place. Sora then moved from knocked over table to knocked over table, nearly getting hit by one of his land mines. When he finally got to the bar after dodging all that crap flying around he asked the owner "Is this place normally like this? And give me your strongest drink so I can get this memories out of my head." |
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| Kitty | Sep 9 2009, 08:33 PM Post #894 |
Is such a trend setter :D
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Charlotte got up and began to walk out. Nephius shot her a look, but she felt uncomfortable. As she began to open the door, she saw a rather hefty man, defecating all over the place. ..On second thought how bad could it be in there? |
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| Davidof | Sep 10 2009, 01:01 PM Post #895 |
Dutchie
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Nephius frowned when he saw Charlotte leaving. Though he somewhat expected it, the girl didnt like talking much and the others might force her to tell her own story. But he was glad she stayed, though not so glad about the reason. He padded next to him to indicate he wanted her to sit next to me. "So... since we're stuck in here, what now?" He wasnt about to play more poker. Aurenia looked at Helena's lap, her tunic to be precise. "... Can I cover up now? I dont want anyone to run in here for cover like this." She kind of felt like leaving herself, she had a lingering suspicion Helena would drill her next. She'd leave once she was able to. She'd use Nephius as a shit shield if Maxime was still at it. |
Previously known as: Serra, Hakato, Hakado, Dorgie Poo, Pearl Fey, Kallen and Sailor Moon  HakaDSie>Kovutachi
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| AdamNW | Sep 10 2009, 09:47 PM Post #896 |
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Needs moar Sety
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"Gah, fuck this shit," Ana said, not initially realizing how bad of word choice that was. She picked up some feces with a beer glass and forced it down Maxime's throat. She proceed to grab Adam, and try to get up to her Wryvern. |
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