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Zanzoo's pad; All chix welcome
Topic Started: Aug 30 2009, 07:58 PM (1,242 Views)
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Beer Pong. A gentlemen’s sport. The playing field was set up such that there are several cups on either side of a table full of beer. The game is usually played in teams of two. One team tries to bounce or throw a small ball into one of the cups. Each player gets to throw a ball before it’s the other team’s chance to throw. If the ball lands in a cup, that beer in that cup as to be drank by the team on that side of the table. Usually the rules allow the players to block the balls should they bounce.

Such a table was set up in the middle of Zanzoo’s small cottage that he won in a card game against Noddy. There were plenty a keg that evening. There was fair variety of food but there were more booze than there was food. There was even a lake out back if people wanted to swim or some non-sense like that

Zanzoo waited for people to arrive dressed in his swimsuit. He had a beer in hand while he waited for the babes to show up.
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The 'chix' -- Emma, Isabella, and Madison of the Gryphon Express -- arrived daintily on their steeds and clad in Zanzoo's requested attire (string bikinis). They were unfamiliar with the concept of beer pong, but very familiar with the concept of having some rowdy, reckless fun instead of delivering letter after shameless letter courtesy of Jugdral's lively gossip machine.

"Hellooo!" Emma dared to greet Zanzoo with a wave and some unnecessary bouncing. Boing boing.
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Zanzoo let out a loud, obvious, wolfwhistle at the arrival of the girls. For a while he thought no one was going to show. That would've been a problem. There was too much food to eat alone. The booze would last but the prepaired food, optimism, and pride of a man would not.

"Damn Emma you need to take off some weight." "Hello!" He greeted, putting on his charming grin before approching the ladies with three tankerds of ale. "Have an ale, ladies."
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Liese decided to visit Zanzoo’s party for the best reason imaginable: boredom.

She’d been fighting a lot, and nothing like a rowdy beer-filled party to relax a woman.
She showed up not quite in Zanzoo’s preferred attire, she wasn’t keen on showing quite that much skin, but she did come in a sexy bikini :NomNomNom:

She waved at Zanzoo.
“Hey Zanzoo!”
She wasnt any less bouncy then the Gryphon Express girls, however.
She was slightly disappointed by the low amount of people there, but she hoped things would pick up.
But if not, more beer for her.
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if a mule kicked you in the stomach would you want to have sex
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Rhapsody arrived clad in her little red string bikini. She felt odd wearing it. Not wearing it a lot does that. But she still looked pretty good. :3

"I'm here, Zanzoo."
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"Sure!" Emma giggled and took the tankard of ale offered to her, and her sisters soon did the same. Two other scantily-clad women then joined the fray, and it looked like Zanzoo's party was already quite the hit. Somehow. It was probably a wise idea not to place a photo in his personal ad.

"So... what's this beer pong thing?" Isabella inquired after ingesting the large mug of ale at an impressive speed.
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The five females to one male ratio was highly acceptable. Especially five smoking hot females with very womanly figures. Mmm mmm!

"Hello ladies. Glad you could make it." He greeted the other two, a broad smile on his face. He said ladies because he didn't know Liese's name. Either he forgot it or he was never introduced. "Ya'll look great." The lancer would collect two ales and hand one to Rhapsody and Liese each. "You lovelys look thirsty, have a drink."

Zanzoo turned back to Isabella a little surprised she drained her tankered so quickly. He'd give her a refill if she desired it. "The purpose of the game is to bounce or toss this ball..." He holds up a pingpong-like ball. "Into the opposing team's cups with beer in them. Each person on your team gets a shot per turn. A ball lands in a cup, the respective team has to drink the beer from that cup. If your teammate throws the ball into the same cup that round, the other team has to drink two. The team to have drank all their beer loses."

"If you don't feel like in the Beer Pong mood, there is always the lake out back for swimmin'."
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Liese smiled at Zanzoo.
She loved being complimented on her figure.
she'd take the beer from Zanzoo and gulp half of it down right away.
"Thank you Zanzoo, I really felt like having a drink."

Liese tilted her head to listen to Zanzoo's explanation of beer pong, it seemed simple enough.
"Uhm... I'm okay with whatever everyone else wants?" She replied, taking the easy way out.
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[Meg/DS] ~ [Kill me romantically~] says:
if a mule kicked you in the stomach would you want to have sex
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Well he missed my nads, so yes
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"Thank you, but I don't quite understand," said Rhapsody as she took the ale offered, "It seems like a silly game to me, but I'll play along." she had orignally came to make sure Zanzoo didn't flirt too much.
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Lachesis arrived, having donned a fushia two-piece, just in time to hear Zanzoo speak of the sport he called 'Beer Pong.' To be honest, it didn't sound like something she had the coordination for, but she was definately down to try it out either way.

"I'm down for trying it out." She decided now was as good a time as ever to at least try and get in on whatever was going on.
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Isabella gladly accepted the refill, and more or less did the same thing once again. In fact, she does it before she bothers to answer Zanzoo. "Really? Okay, how do we decide the teams?"

Madison hadn't spoken yet, but she was the shyest of the three sisters, so that wasn't surprising to them. She only simpered behind her tankard as she listened to her sisters chirp along with Zanzoo about the mechanics of beer pong.

Emma eyed the lake, but stayed in place.She leaned up against the soldier flirtatiously. "I want to be on Zanzoo's team!"
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"Mei, do we really have to be here?" Norah tried to fight going, but Meilana's look pierced her resistance. *sigh* Fine, it won't be TOO bad. Norah looked down at her chest. Her bikini barely covered her breasts, a fact to which she felt great discomfort. And the panties were barely on her, she preyed the thin strings would not fail on her. The color matched her eyes, and Meilana had chosen it for her after all, so it would be rude to turn down such a gift. As they entered they saw teams being split up. Norah chose a team at random, Meilana choosing the opposing side. Mei, tonight I'm not going easy on you.

Norah had walked by Zanzoo, the host of the party, without noticing him. After choosing a side she tried to make small talk with the man.

"Some party you have here"
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Meilana wore a similar barely-covering bikini to Norah's, except hers was in a baby blue, a color well suited to her.
Unlike Norah, however, the fact only the most essential of areas were covered didnt bother her. She knew she looked good and on rare occasions that was worth flaunting.
She promptly ignored Norah's embaressed complaining.
She knew her knight looked good, so she simply nodded and then ignored her.
I'm going against Norah huh...
She didnt even know who her teammates were going to be yet, but that wouldnt stop the fun.

"Hello Zanzoo. We figured we'd crash your party." Meilana grabbed a ale and drank it.
She turned to everyone else.
"Oh, and ofcourse, hi everyone else. I'm Meilana and that's Norah." She gestured at the woman.
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[Meg/DS] ~ [Kill me romantically~] says:
if a mule kicked you in the stomach would you want to have sex
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Well he missed my nads, so yes
[Meg/DS] ~ [Kill me romantically~] says:
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Zanzoo uses the Force to destroy Norah's feeble attire!

"I'd hope so. I got a lot of beer. If turn out is less than sub-par I might have enough liquor to last me for a few years." Zanzoo replied to Liese though he gave her a leery look at her dodge. "Way to dodge the arrow."

"Silly game?" He pouted at Rhapsody. "How is any drinking game silly? If you win, you gain satisfaction, if you lose you drink beer. There are no true losers in a game like that. We could always play drunk poker."

"Well, if you want to win, probably someone with good hand/eye coordination and can hold their liquor. Though I think my partner has just volunteered. Could always pair people based on how fast you can drink an ale." He explained to Isabella while slinking an arm around Emma's shoulders. Mmmm, delicious peg knight.

"Hello!~ Have an ale." He greeted Meilana and Norah. His eyes followed Norah as she wandered by. A bright smile appeared on his face. At the compliment. "Glad you think so." After that he nodded to Norah. "Crash away... Just not the house. Need it later."
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Meilana cheers Zanzoo on

“Well… atleast there’s no chance of it going bad. But why in the world did you get THAT much booze?” Not wanting to be a bad guest, she drank another ale.
She grinned sheepishly at him leering at her.
“Well, I didn’t know what to decide. I’m not much good at parties. I only know how to fight and drink, pretty much.”

Meilana laughed.
“Then be happy that Maxime fellow didn’t show up. He’d tear it down in a heartbeat. But I’ll do my best to leave it standing.”
She drank some more. Hmm Ale.
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[Meg/DS] ~ [Kill me romantically~] says:
if a mule kicked you in the stomach would you want to have sex
Davidof/SirHakado says:
Well he missed my nads, so yes
[Meg/DS] ~ [Kill me romantically~] says:
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