Highschool students use the bible as a weapon

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Highschool students use the bible as a weapon
Topic Started: Oct 10 2009, 12:47 PM (142 Views)
Wirtjr	Oct 10 2009, 12:47 PM Post #1
The Train Conductor to Hell Posts: 4,664 Group: Judge Member #1,057 Joined: January 12, 2007	http://cbs11tv.com/local/bibles.aclu.gideons.2.1237242.html Bahahahahaha, hilarious. And surprising since this is in the bible belt.
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Laharl	Oct 10 2009, 12:57 PM Post #2
Narcissistic Bastard With A Hint Of Mental Insanity Or Mentally Insane With A Hint Of Narcissism Posts: 4,447 Group: Veteran Member #264 Joined: June 28, 2005	Quote: used the pages to roll a marijuana joint.



Soja	Oct 10 2009, 04:26 PM Post #3
Gentle Water, Crashing Waves Posts: 5,175 Group: Global Moderator Member #451 Joined: October 15, 2005	My mom's counseling group had a guy who honestly refused to roll cigarettes with anything other than pages from a Bible, insisting that that's how he got his daily dose of faith.
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Blank	Oct 10 2009, 11:39 PM Post #4
Engineer Posts: 5,333 Group: Role-Play Moderator Member #572 Joined: December 28, 2005	Soja Oct 10 2009, 04:26 PM My mom's counseling group had a guy who honestly refused to roll cigarettes with anything other than pages from a Bible, insisting that that's how he got his daily dose of faith. I suppose it IS part of him after the fact but still... Give kids a math text and they will learn. Give them a bible, they beat others with it (and smoke it).
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*Sentenal*	Oct 10 2009, 11:46 PM Post #5
When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat. Posts: 15,632 Group: FEFF Emperor Member #1 Joined: May 16, 2005	Well, technically the Bible is a Sword, so why not?



Light Yagami	Oct 11 2009, 01:42 AM Post #6
Time is money and money is power. So, of course my ultimate goal is to have power over time Posts: 2,721 Group: Veteran Member #959 Joined: October 18, 2006	thats...actually pretty funny. Though nothing new I guess. We used to get those people who handed out these little versions of the bible and kids would throw them at on coming traffic and at houses.



Kitty	Oct 11 2009, 01:46 AM Post #7
Is such a trend setter :D Posts: 1,696 Group: Judge Member #2,260 Joined: May 13, 2009	By decree of the Jew crew, we vow to use the Star of David as a shiriken. Consider it broughten -Jews but seriously that hilarious XD
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Laharl	Oct 11 2009, 01:47 AM Post #8
Narcissistic Bastard With A Hint Of Mental Insanity Or Mentally Insane With A Hint Of Narcissism Posts: 4,447 Group: Veteran Member #264 Joined: June 28, 2005	I once saw a kid get beat up with those yellow things that say "Watch your step'' after janitors get done mopping a floor. That was pretty funny. What's even funnier is the kid who got beat up was taking a shit and out numbered 3 to 1.



+Reaver	Oct 11 2009, 11:31 PM Post #9
Troll Posts: 8,614 Group: Advisor Member #47 Joined: June 9, 2005	This is nothing new. People have been using the Bible to attack others for ages.
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Jake Marshall	Oct 12 2009, 12:50 AM Post #10
姚明 Posts: 6,573 Group: Veteran Member #51 Joined: June 9, 2005	Reaver Oct 11 2009, 11:31 PM This is nothing new. People have been using the Bible to attack others for ages. http://bitchspot.jadedragononline.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/bible_fight.jpg I imagine the fighting looked a lot like this.
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Kitty	Oct 12 2009, 03:47 PM Post #11
Is such a trend setter :D Posts: 1,696 Group: Judge Member #2,260 Joined: May 13, 2009	Bring it
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Kovu	Oct 12 2009, 10:57 PM Post #12
Judge/Veteran/One of oldest members/Never been a global mod cause staff is racist against furries Posts: 14,631 Group: Judge Member #7 Joined: May 16, 2005	I'm just glad I didn't go to a school that advocated religion like that. Otherwise I would've been Bible-beat. Bad. ~ Kovu



Renegade	Oct 17 2009, 06:50 PM Post #13
Hates following trends. Posts: 40 Group: FEFFer Member #2,317 Joined: September 25, 2009	OH THE IRONY
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Askio	Oct 18 2009, 10:28 AM Post #14
Crit McGee on Speed Posts: 2,865 Group: Veteran Member #436 Joined: October 1, 2005	Reaver Oct 11 2009, 11:31 PM This is nothing new. People have been using the Bible to attack others for ages. Adult Swim has a game called bible fight too... But this is not so surprising. They're just returning to their roots me thinks.
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Oujay	Oct 18 2009, 08:42 PM Post #15
No School Drug Zone Posts: 1,867 Group: Veteran Member #74 Joined: June 9, 2005	I've smoked the Lord's Prayer. I like to think that it means I automatically get into heaven. I think we all know that the Bible's two best uses are as a weapon and as a rolling-paper dispensary.
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