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Annoying people! =3; funny away messages and how to annoy ppl
Topic Started: Aug 13 2007, 06:16 PM (107 Views)
kitty kat	Aug 13 2007, 06:16 PM Post #1
Kitty Kat Posts: 27 Group: Readers Member #3 Joined: August 8, 2007	Do you like to be annoying sometimes? But you never really know what to do to be annoying? Well here are a few things I borrowed from other sites that might be helpful =3 These following away messages are borrowed from bored.com! Annoying Away Messages Hey! I'm away right now! Just leave me a message after the beep.........peep (nope, not right)........keep (nope, not right again).....leap (nope).....sleep (not right)......teep (is that even a word?).....weep (not yet).......creep (hey, that's you!).....neap (neap tide?).....meep (nope).....sweep (naw)......deep (close)....seep (closer).....I guess my machine isn't working.....I just wasted a whole lot of your time.....haha! I can't talk on the computer right now so if, well, actually, I CAN talk on the computer now. I mean I'm at the computer NOW, writing this away message, but I'm doing this NOW, like, when you're reading it...I mean, like, gosh. This is so confusing. Ned Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not. So it is better to be Shott than Nott. Some say Nott was not shot. But Shott says he shot Nott. Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot, ot Nott was shot. If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot. But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott, then Shott was shot not Nott. However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott, but Nott. Brb When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty, I feel the cool rush of skiing in the Alps, or skating in Alaska, or bobsledding in Lake Placid!- But, while I'm enjoying my York Peppermint Patty, the rush makes me oblivious to the chocolate melting in my hands. The chocolate gets on my keyboard, my mouse, my desk, and every other spot to which the chocolate can stick. And when I go to throw away my York Peppermint Patty, I trip over a shoe because I'm too busy looking for a paper towel. I fall over and hit my head on the corner of my desk, cutting it deeply. The sight of my own blood causes me to regurgitate my York Peppermint Patty. Getting up and running to the phone to call 911, I slip on my own vomit, fall down again, and break my neck. And so my warning to all little children: Don't smoke pot before eating a York Peppermint Patty. Funny Away Messages I am on a quest to the deepest darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive. Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! My house is on fire!!! Must....Save....Computer!!! Kinda preoccupied at the moment, please leave a message, oh yeah, and call 911, Must....Save....Computer!!! Aaaah! I'm running after the bad guy who took my pack of Skittles.....I worked hard for that pack.....Aaaaaah!!!! He's eating them!!!!! Now he's throwing them at me.....Call 911!!!! Back in my day, we had to walk 5 miles in the snow to tell people we were away from our computers. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. See ya when I get back..... Busy poking my neighbor with a spork. Be back soon. She's really old and wrinkly! This is fun Muahahahaha!!! Do Ray Me Beer! Dough: The stuff that buys me beer! Ray: The guy who sells me beer! Me: The one who drinks the beer! Far: A long run to get the beer! So: I'll have another beer! La: I'll have another beer! Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls. Following the yellow brick road......Damn Munchkins! Hang on, on the phone with tech support. These guys are so funny- just keep saying, "I'm sorry, I don't understand" and they get really mad =P Has your mind ever just gone blank? Well, sometimes that happens to me and.....WHAT? What was I talking about? My mind just went blank. Heaven doesn't want me....But Hell's afraid I'll take over! Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message. Hey I'll be back when the time reaches 6:66. Not too sure when that will be. But I will be back whenever it happens. I have been here for 3 days now and still no hope for the time, but I promise I'll be back whenever it reaches 6:66. How about you leave me a message and I ignore you? Sound good? I am not currently available right now. However, if you would like to be transferred to another correspondent, please press the number that best fits your personality. -If you are obsessive compulsive, please press "1" repeatedly. -If you are codependent, please ask someone to press "2" -If you have multiple personalities, please press "3", "4", and "5" -If you are paranoid delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace your call. -If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the little voice will tell you which number to press. -If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter what number you press, no one will answer. I hate it when someone asks me "If everyone else jumped off a bridge, would you do it too?" So, I'm on my way to go jump off a bridge because I wanted to be a trend setter and jump off the bridge first. I won't be jumping just because everyone else did! I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again. I'll be back before you can pronounce actillimandataquerin altosapaoyabayadoonib ab. I'm a little teapot short and stout; here is my handle, here is my.....other handle? Shit, I'm a sugar bowl! I'm knocking on Heavens door...voice in back ground Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloddy thing down!! Me That wasn't my fault!!! It was poor construction.....I SWEAR!! Don't lood at me like that.... If life gives you lemons, throw them at someone! Leave one, I'll reply in 5 minutes or less....Or your money back guaranteed! (See rules for details, no purchase necessary) Sorry I am being chased by 6 penguins and they seem to want my Butterfinger but damn it they can't have it! So I'll be back after I have run them over with my Barbie Car. That which does not kill me had better run pretty darn fast. When someone annoys you it take 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them. YOUR COMPUTER IS NOW INFECTED WITH A BAD VIRUS. But... If you want to fix your computer, do what these directions tell you: Type the following into your favorite write program (Microsoft Word, Notepad etc.): Type an M Type an I before the M Make a space after the M Type a P Type a D after the P Type an S right before the P Type a U Before the P But after the S Make a Space after the D Type an R Type An O BEFORE and AFTER the R Go back to the begining Type an A before the S and then make a space Go to the end Type an M Before the first O Go to the middle Type a T between the S and the U Type an I inbetween the P and the D Go to the very end. Type an N Now read the code out loud. Your virus is gone! The Following was Borrowed from Nightmarevalley How To Annoy People Put some fluffy pillows into your shirt (to make it look like you're pregnant) and then run around the street and scream "wwheee!!" As people talk, smell their shoulders Consistently refer to everyone as 'mortal.' Every time someone asks you to do something or says something to you ask "Is that a threat?" Every time you see a particular coworker, shout, "So we meet again!" and laugh evilly. Look at your hand in amazement and say, "Whoa, I never knew I had this!" Poke anyone near you and say, "stop violating my personal space." Sit on the sofa and look like you're in pain. When people ask what's wrong, pull out a ping-pong ball and say you layed an egg. Whenever someone asks you to do something ask 'You want fries with that?' Ask the Pizza place to put food colouring in the cheese. Repeat every third third word you say Pretend like you can talk to animals at the zoo, tell a random guy that the animal thinks his hairdo is ugly. Follow a weird guy on the street and start blabbering about this 'I know this one dude, who told this dude, who told his uncle, who told this dude, who told this dude, who told this mom's sister's nephew's former roommate, who told this girl, who told this dude, who told my mom, who told my mom's friend, who told this dude, who told my friend's friend, who told my friend, who told me...and do you know what he/she said? He/she said...Hi' Complain about the sky being black at night. Tell one of your teachers that when you grow up, you want to be a hobo. Mix your cafeteria food up and mutter gibberish words under your breath. When someone asks you what are you doing, tell them that you're holding a ceremony for people who ate cefeteria food and died of food poisoning. Complain about Earth being a sphere to your science teacher, be technical about it. Tell your language arts teacher 'To be, or not to be...that, is the question' when she asks the class a question. Arrange for a bunch of people to fall off their chairs at the same time. On the day that your paper is due in run into class joyfully screaming 'I have a paper!!' When you have to do a really long essay or project put a really weird piece of paper in the middle of it, something like a recipe for brownies or something. Walk infront of your parents and insist to a police officer that this weird couple has been following you for the past 15 minutes. Spam a friend's webmail Inbox with fake mayonaise purchases. Tell them that they have 24 hours to pay for the mayonaise orders. This last annoying thing to do is something me and my friend made up: When ever someone says something, ask them, "and how does that make you feel?" If you guys know of any other funny away messages or how to annoy people, LET US KNOW!! Thank you!!! =3



Fission	Aug 15 2007, 05:12 AM Post #2
Eater of Cheese Posts: 1,035 Group: Author Member #1 Joined: August 8, 2007	I have one. I've done it before, too. Didn't plan to, just made it up as I went along. When someone bumps into you or accidentally touches your arm, stop them and talk angrily to them, saying "you touched my arm!!!" and the like. Keep this up for several minutes, escalating till you seem to be a in a full-on rant. Then, when they think you've lost it, bust into laughter, saying "I was only joking." This may turn out to be for or against you. I almost got in trouble doing this. ^_^"



Krow Toshke	Jan 3 2008, 01:29 AM Post #3
King Of Raccoons Posts: 10 Group: Readers Member #9 Joined: January 2, 2008	In the middle of your sentences say "RAPE!!"



kitty kat	Jan 3 2008, 11:06 PM Post #4
Kitty Kat Posts: 27 Group: Readers Member #3 Joined: August 8, 2007	Lol!! Nice one NiNi!!! Oh yeah... I think this is pretty obvious but another thing is say lol ALL THE TIME. In real life... not just the internet... X_X



Zaghuran	Jan 4 2008, 11:13 PM Post #5
Kung Fu Master Posts: -984 Group: Author Member #2 Joined: August 8, 2007	Randomely start humping ur friends leg



kitty kat	Jan 9 2008, 07:43 PM Post #6
Kitty Kat Posts: 27 Group: Readers Member #3 Joined: August 8, 2007	I have two. 1.Whenever anyone has eye contact with you quickly look at their feet and say, "Your socks are untied..." 2.Stare at something. I mean on the person. (This might work better on girls...) It's better if you stare at their face because they'll think there's something wrong with it.


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