Shooting for Hoops

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List

Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: My Life as a King
Tetris Party
World of Goo
Crystal Defenders R1
Bansai Barber
NyxQuest: Kindred Spirits
Crstal Defenders R2

Geometry Wars Retro Evolved 2
Splosion Man
Braid
Castle Crashers
Portal
Trials
Super Puzzle Fighter II Turbo HD Remix
Shadow Complex
Banjo Kazooie

Tired of This

This is totally BS. You ask a few questions, nothing offensive and people gang up on you. I'm tired of it. It's a bunch of BS.

reminder

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd36/Kameleon808/HoopsJunky212.jpg

eRoc

Man you need to listen to this guy. Hes voice sucks. But hes amazing! Ill post links to his songs later.
P.S. Hes a mix of pop rap and techno

Batman Fanfic

Prologue:
"I got money in da bank! Ya think like that man shawty in da bed light." A man in a old 1993 Chrysler Eagle Vision was singing along to Tpain's "Buy U A Drank". The man was black and had his head shaved. He had sunglasses on though it was the middle of the night.
"Woah, Woah, Wo-" the car slammed into a bar called "Laugh A-Lots".
Inside the bar the bartender calmly walked out to the car. He had strange scars on his mouth that made him look like he was always smiling. He stalked out and opened the car door.
"You know how I got these scars?" the bartender asked, even though the man was dead. A big smile grew on his face. "The Batman gave it to me. Now Im always smiling." He took off the dead figures shirt and took out a knife and wrote: WHOS THE JOKE ON NOW?
He grabbed the man and threw him out of the car. After rummaging around the bar's garage he found some gasoline. Giddily he ran over to the car and used the whole container. He chuckled to himself and lit a cigar. He took one puff then threw the cigar into the car and watched it be ingulfed in flames.

Chapter 1:
"Thats how long I've been on ya." A man with brownish orange hair had Kanye West's "Stronger" blasting from his car's radio. The man felt his phone rumble and pulled it out of his jacket. He flipped it open. "Hello?"
"Gordon get your ass over here!" A man with a rough low voice echoed through the phone. It seemed like his voice could linger for minutes on. "Get over here now or your fired!" Then the man hung up the phone.
Gordon. The man in the car with his radio blasting was Commissioner Gordon. "Damn it" he said to himself. He had a long day today. It seemed as if "The Joker" as most people called him was out on a killing spree. Gordon took a deep breath and whipped a U turn and headed towards the Excectutive of NY's Safety Department's office. He was going through a stop light when a school bus that was black in the night ran the redlight and was headed straight for his car. Gordon sped on to avoid being hit by the bus. He looked in his rearview mirror and saw the bus smashed into a building.
"Shit" he muttered. He pulled out his phone and dialed 911. He explained what happened to the secretary and sped on into the night.

Chapter 2:
"And girls they just wanna have fun! They just wanna they just wanna..." Patience Philips was working on another painting. Patience sighed her painting wasnt look so hot. She was going to have to start over. Again. She ripped the painting off the eisle and headed over to the garbage. She made her way to the kithen and turned to throw the canvas away. The door swung open with a loud slamming noise.
"Oh shit!" A husky voice screamed. Slowly Patience turned around. A figure in a skie mask and an overcoat was standing in her entrance way. She couldnt help but note what appeared to be makeup on the mans face.
"Put your hands up!" came the voice behind the skie mask. Paitence put her hands up. What was she going to do now? "Ill make you a deal" the man spoke smoothly now like a salesman. "How bout if I dont kill you you'll join me and help me with my business." He took out a knife and walked closer to her. He got so close she could feel the knife on her skin. "So what do you say Suga?" Patience wriggled around she was getting ancy.
"Deal!" she shrieked in a very high pitched voice which almost sounded as it came from a little girl. The man smiled.
"Good now come along Suga." He put his knife in his pocket and grabbed Paitences arm and pulled her out the door.

I had to force that chapter out of me but I have more ideas now so the story is back on. Also Im sorry if that chapter isnt very good like I said I forced it.

Chapter 3:
"Sexy can I visit you at work sliding down the pole no panties no shirt oh!" Sexy Can I by Ray J blasted from the surround sound at Sugga Daddy's Strip Club.
"Bring on the next one" A mans voice called out. His voice was cool but cold. The sound of his voice could you make you shiver, no matter how hot you were.
"This is the one I brought you Partner." Another mans voice replied.
Patience recognized the voice as the man that had brought her here. She took off her shirt and jeans revealing her leopard spotted panties and bra. She sighed and looked into the mirrior. Man did she love these leopard spots. She took one deep breath and went out onto the stage.
"Shes the one!" He knew right when he saw her she was the one. "Im the Joker baby welcome to the family" he laughed.
Patience didnt like this man. He wore make up that made him loke like an evil clown. She shuddered. She had nightares like this when she was 7.
"Of course you'll need a name. You cant go by your real name you have to go by your... your stage name" He smiled when he said stage name.
Patience didnt like the way the man was looking at her the one that had called himself the Joker.
"Animals seem like popular names right now so whats your favorite critter? Wallabee Woman that would be a good one!" He laughed at his rhym.
"My favorite animal? Hmm thats an easy one its a" She paused and looked at the Joker and the man caught her. She might actually might beable to have some fun for the first time in a long time. Too long.