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Tower of Cash 2.0; Now with 100% more money-winning
Topic Started: Oct 23 2009, 09:23 PM (416 Views)
CJ Miller	Oct 23 2009, 09:23 PM Post #1
Gardevoir~ Posts: 154 Group: Members Member #459 Joined: April 28, 2009	This is the Tower of Cash. Now, here are the rules. 42 amounts are distributed among two sides of 21 floors. Pick a floor and a side. You can only collect one of the two amounts, so hope for the good one. Now, half of the spaces are so full of cash... <AUDIENCE>: HOW MUCH CASH IS IT? ...that the biggest one is, for this game... [ OPENS ENVELOPE ] It's Ł5,000,000. [ Heavy applause ] http://www.qwizx.com/gssfx/usa/sc-openingdoors.wav That means the remaining 20 cash amounts range from Ł2,500,000 to Ł1. http://www.qwizx.com/gssfx/usa/5th-lockin.wav And there are 21 amounts on the right side, which we will describe in a minute. http://www.qwizx.com/gssfx/usa/5th-lockin.wav RANDOM.ORG's chief random monkey has kindly selected the locations of these amounts...now what are those amounts? <GLaDOS:> Right in front are the eight Time Warps.. The red ones warp backwards... http://www.qwizx.com/gssfx/usa/mole-executed.wav [ BOOS ] <GLaDOS:> ...And the green ones warp forwards. http://www.qwizx.com/gssfx/usa/smtm-right.wav [ CHEERS ] <GLaDOS:> Your score will go forwards or backwards by the percent indicated. So you could double, or you could lose everything. DISCLAIMER: Please note that all warps round off to the nearest pound. Sebben & Sebben Productions are not responsible for any lost money as a result of this policy. You know why? Because it might gain you some money. <GLaDOS:> You know, we're nice enough to allow you a second chance at something. So we put the Anything on the board. http://www.qwizx.com/gssfx/usa/lingo-timesupbonus.wav <GLaDOS:> It simply duplicates any one of the other 41 values and acts accordingly. Of course, if used improperly, it can be evil. Because I said ANY of the other 41 values. Not just the good ones. <GLaDOS:> For the people who like to add a little Russian Roulette into their time warps... There is the Math Time. http://www.qwizx.com/gssfx/usa/tpir-sdding.wav <GLaDOS:> This will multiply your score by a random number between 0 and 3, inclusive, rounded to the tenth. <GLaDOS:> You have to be a bit careful when you take this one... The Bump! http://www.qwizx.com/gssfx/usa/hr-double.wav <GLaDOS:> BUMP will replace a weighted, but randomly selected, digit in your score with a randomly selected digit. The higher the money is, the greater the weight, and in the most vulnerable areas. It could do nothing... It might be devastating... It could be amazing... Or anything in between. <GLaDOS:> Hate having all zeros at the end of your score? Want to dress up your score cosmetically? Then buy our Random 4, 5, and 6! http://www.qwizx.com/gssfx/usa/1v100-moblocked.wav <GLaDOS:> They generate completely random numbers with 4, 5, or 6 digits, depending on the selection. http://www.qwizx.com/gssfx/usa/is-winner.wav <GLaDOS:> That's an alert... The Prefix and Suffix are very important. They add a randomly selected digit to the front or the back of your score. Zeros are allowed, which means the Prefix can occasionally do an ACME. <GLaDOS:> It's red, it's worth nothing, but it doesn't blow up! The Red Cent! http://www.qwizx.com/gssfx/usa/1v100-nowrong.wav <GLaDOS:> They are worthless, so YOU GET... NOTHING! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY, SIR! :lol: It should be a Red Penny, but it's too late to change that. <GLaDOS:> And finally...if you like being bombarded with zakusky from across the Bering Strait, this is for you. It is.... the OMEGA!! http://www.qwizx.com/gssfx/usa/smtm-kqwrong.wav [ GROANS, BOOING ] <GLaDOS:> The game will instantly end, and you go down to the dank Basement. You then have a coin-flip decision to walk out with either the money you have, or just a free chiropractor appointment. :evil: But you know, we hope the random monkey is being nice enough to avoid that. And there are the Tower rules. Now who's in? Edited by CJ Miller, Oct 24 2009, 07:40 PM.



Thisisnotasmile	Oct 23 2009, 09:25 PM Post #2
Master of subtle innuendo Posts: 3,641 Group: Community Member Member #8 Joined: February 25, 2006	I'm sure I've seen this somewhere before =/
	Paul has a teeny weeny xD Member of the Council of not stalling mafia


CJ Miller	Oct 23 2009, 09:28 PM Post #3
Gardevoir~ Posts: 154 Group: Members Member #459 Joined: April 28, 2009	CJ Miller Since Icegiant won't respond and this thread has been derailed, Icegiant has been disqualified. I will make a new thread with a new game. DURRR



Thisisnotasmile	Oct 23 2009, 09:35 PM Post #4
Master of subtle innuendo Posts: 3,641 Group: Community Member Member #8 Joined: February 25, 2006	I honestly don't get why Icegiant has to respond to stuff for it to count =/
	Paul has a teeny weeny xD Member of the Council of not stalling mafia


Icegiant	Oct 23 2009, 10:07 PM Post #5
Sir Sesquipedalian, Patron of Pleonasm Posts: 1,006 Group: Members Member #122 Joined: July 25, 2006	Because I'm the shit. And CJMiller was to put his cash in my tower
	Ł37.80 won when I stole from CC0 in Pokemonline Goldenballs 2 Ł5.000.000,00 won when I owned the shit out of Tower of Cash! But it doesn't matter because CJ Miller ruined it for me because he hates me...


Kestral*	Oct 23 2009, 10:14 PM Post #6
Posts: 1,918 Group: Super Moderator Member #10 Joined: February 25, 2006	But you didn't give icegiant any money, ad 100% more than nothing is still nothing...
	[18:01] <Len> Do they come in black? [18:01] <sqeak> Does the hoody say "Dick Vet" on it? [18:01] <Kestral> I'm buying a Black Dick Vet one


Thisisnotasmile	Oct 23 2009, 10:26 PM Post #7
Master of subtle innuendo Posts: 3,641 Group: Community Member Member #8 Joined: February 25, 2006	Then we know just how much money to expect to be won...
	Paul has a teeny weeny xD Member of the Council of not stalling mafia


Icegiant	Oct 23 2009, 10:53 PM Post #8
Sir Sesquipedalian, Patron of Pleonasm Posts: 1,006 Group: Members Member #122 Joined: July 25, 2006	This whole thing is just a vacant room of misery filled with empty promises of hate. WHY DO YOU HATE ME?!?1?!?!!!1/1?1!!?1//!/1/1!
	Ł37.80 won when I stole from CC0 in Pokemonline Goldenballs 2 Ł5.000.000,00 won when I owned the shit out of Tower of Cash! But it doesn't matter because CJ Miller ruined it for me because he hates me...


CJ Miller	Oct 23 2009, 11:50 PM Post #9
Gardevoir~ Posts: 154 Group: Members Member #459 Joined: April 28, 2009	I gave you 24 hours to ~~save the universe~~ respond and you didn't. Also, it's not funny.



sqeak	Oct 24 2009, 11:52 AM Post #10
Hide from the sun Posts: 139 Group: Members Member #256 Joined: March 31, 2007	Can I play this one?
	>Member of the Council of not stalling mafia<


Thisisnotasmile	Oct 24 2009, 11:56 AM Post #11
Master of subtle innuendo Posts: 3,641 Group: Community Member Member #8 Joined: February 25, 2006	No, I want to!
	Paul has a teeny weeny xD Member of the Council of not stalling mafia


CJ Miller	Oct 24 2009, 06:05 PM Post #12
Gardevoir~ Posts: 154 Group: Members Member #459 Joined: April 28, 2009	Relax, Thisisnotasmile. As the anti-leader, you will go first, after Sqeak. Will do the game start in a couple minutes.



sqeak	Oct 24 2009, 06:10 PM Post #13
Hide from the sun Posts: 139 Group: Members Member #256 Joined: March 31, 2007	I will not be here from an hour and 20 minutes onwards. So I would like to try and get everything underway before then. I may then play when I return home drunk if you are online.
	>Member of the Council of not stalling mafia<


CJ Miller	Oct 24 2009, 07:39 PM Post #14
Gardevoir~ Posts: 154 Group: Members Member #459 Joined: April 28, 2009	<GLaDOS:> Hello Sqeak. The Tower awaits... http://www.qwizx.com/gssfx/usa/rr-timeup.wav Let's play Tower of Cash. http://www.qwizx.com/gssfx/usa/tpirwubba3.wav http://www.qwizx.com/gssfx/usa/duel-lockin.wav <GLaDOS:> Amounts locked. Please enter the Tower. http://www.qwizx.com/gssfx/usa/duel-pressed.wav http://www.qwizx.com/gssfx/usa/dftl-rightword.wav <GLaDOS:> Press one of the 42 buttons. Round 1 requires five selections.



Icegiant	Oct 24 2009, 09:24 PM Post #15
Sir Sesquipedalian, Patron of Pleonasm Posts: 1,006 Group: Members Member #122 Joined: July 25, 2006	I thought I was playing, why won't you let me play? Is it because you don't like me? Do you hate me? WHY DO YOU HATE ME?
	Ł37.80 won when I stole from CC0 in Pokemonline Goldenballs 2 Ł5.000.000,00 won when I owned the shit out of Tower of Cash! But it doesn't matter because CJ Miller ruined it for me because he hates me...


CJ Miller	Oct 24 2009, 09:42 PM Post #16
Gardevoir~ Posts: 154 Group: Members Member #459 Joined: April 28, 2009	CJ Miller Oct 23 2009, 11:50 PM I gave you 24 hours to ~~save the universe~~ respond and you didn't. I reiterate. Please be quiet and let Sqeak play.



Cieran	Oct 24 2009, 10:46 PM Post #17
Me, due to a series of unexpected events in late 2007 Posts: 871 Group: Community Member Member #263 Joined: April 5, 2007	I suck cock EDIT: Disregard this Paul was on my computer... Edited by Cieran, Oct 24 2009, 10:47 PM.
	The latest addition to the Pokémon games, in the vein of Pokérus... BEST VIEWED IN MOZILLA FIREFOX Firefox was here: Google Chrome sucks. Srsly, this site looks better in FF. Adblock plus


sqeak	Oct 24 2009, 11:52 PM Post #18
Hide from the sun Posts: 139 Group: Members Member #256 Joined: March 31, 2007	4 left 2 Right 7 Right 8 Left 12 Left 95 Right Edited by sqeak, Oct 25 2009, 09:59 AM.
	>Member of the Council of not stalling mafia<


Thisisnotasmile	Oct 25 2009, 11:33 AM Post #19
Master of subtle innuendo Posts: 3,641 Group: Community Member Member #8 Joined: February 25, 2006	Cieran Oct 24 2009, 10:46 PM I suck cock EDIT: Disregard this Paul was on my computer... lmao'd
	Paul has a teeny weeny xD Member of the Council of not stalling mafia


CJ Miller	Oct 25 2009, 01:33 PM Post #20
Gardevoir~ Posts: 154 Group: Members Member #459 Joined: April 28, 2009	Right now I'm setting up Linux, so I will have to do Round 1 later as NTFS write support is unstable. Also I'm going to the Kennedy Space Center.



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