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Fortunately / Unfortunately; A 101 Story Game
Topic Started: 23 Aug 2007, 13:15 (981 Views)
DK
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The poster above you will post an event, either "fortunate" or "unfortunate." Take the opposite fortune and keep the story going.

Example:

Poster A: "Unfortunately, you are Martin Jol."
Poster B: "Fortunately, you are not THE Martin Jol, just a guy with the same name."
Poster C: "Unfortunately, your employer is sick of seeing your name all over the back pages and sacks you for moonlighting."


So, picking up from where the last line left off:



Fortunately, you have a second job as a window cleaner in London!
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Feral
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Unfortunately, it's at Emirates.
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Fortunately, it's good pay
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Kingkeano
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Unfortunately, it's for Wenger's office
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Fortunately, you have been offered another job
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Unfortunatly, it's with David Dein
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Fortunately, you get to do handle sharp knives......with him.
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Unfortunatly, a copper walks in
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Fortunately the copper likes enjoys your boyish good looks and lets you off with a warning.
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Unfortunately the copper is stalking you
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Fortunately you are also stalking him.
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Unfortunately you are out of milk.
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Fortunately you stumble across a lactating cat.
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Unfortunately, it eats your shoe.
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Fortunately you are a specialist in shoe repair and cat dissection so you can retrieve your shoe without fuss.
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Unfortunately, the cat runs away.
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Fortuntely, the cat could talk and chanted COYS
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Unfortunately it got hit by a bus in the process.
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fortunatly, you were a vet
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Unfortunately (for the cat) you are steaming drunk.
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Fortunately you own a kebab shop. You took the cat, diced it up and ate it on your drunken walk home......
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Unfortunately you know you'll pay for that in the morning.
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Forunately the night is young.
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unfortunately, you are not. You throw up, get a cab and end up passing out naked on your front lawn.
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Fortunately your lawn is soft.
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Unfortunately you left the sprinkler on.
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fortunately, you take advantage of your nakedness and use the sprinkler as a shower.
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Unfortunately is farking freezing outside and you are turning to ice
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Fortunately, you wake up as the sun is rising, melting the ice...
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Unfortunately, you've attracted an audience
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Fortunately you are a bit of an exhibitionist
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Unfortunately, you're late for work.
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Fortunately, so was the boss
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Unfortunately, you have to clock in, the boss doesn't
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Fortunately, you work at the Playboy Mansion, and every day is great :woo
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