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The Person Below Me v2; A 101 Game
Topic Started: 23 Oct 2007, 16:54 (1,052 Views)
rubecula
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That depends.... how drunk are you?

TPBM has an amusing tale to tell about the night they were in a Majorca Night Club.
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Chelty
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That I bumped into you!!!!!





tpbm wishes they were with me and Rubes in a Majorca Night Club.
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Desaparecidos
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:woo Club Tropicana, drinks are freeee

TPBM works part time as an Ian Dowie look-a-like
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Kippa
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You wouldn't believe my popularity in nightclubs!


TPBM has am unusual fetish for cat food.
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GO!
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Nope, I'm a Chum man




TPBM is crap at everything
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DK
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Rumbled again. Although to be fair I do occasionally reach the dizzying heights of average when it comes to sex, football and drinking, so I'm contented.

TPBM can't say antidisestablishmentarianism in one attempt.
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Chelty
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I know I have trouble saying anti let alone the word you said!








tpbm is a Wenger look-a-like!
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Rabbit21
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Now that's just mean, I am NOT an anorexic Frenchman thank you very much(although I did dress up as him to scare trick or treaters).



TPBM always drives five below the speed limit.
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GO!
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Only if its REALLY going to pi$$ someone off. If theres no one behind me I dont.






TPBM is buffing their nails as they surf the net.
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rubecula
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Nails, screws, bolts. I have an entire box of them to deal with.

TPBM is going to a sporting event today and it is not football.
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Kippa
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I went to watch a cross country event. Gosh, it's exciting! :dance


TPBM uses nose hair as a food ingredient.
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Chelty
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Goes nice with venison!!!!!






tpbm smells really bad of Body Odour
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rubecula
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I didn't think it was so noticable after those rancid botty burps.

TPBM puts clingfilm over toilet seats. Then forgets and uses it themselves.
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rubecula
Nov 28 2007, 03:07 PM
I didn't think it was so noticable after those rancid botty burps.

TPBM puts clingfilm over toilet seats. Then forgets and uses it themselves.

Last time I checked I don't do that!!!








tpbm reads playboy mags for a hobby
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Kippa
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:jol



TPBM Doesn't read playboy mags as a hobby!
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Kingkeano
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Too right, I am female so it would be counterproductive

TPBM thinks I am sexy and would bang me when they get their mitts on me
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Chelty
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:blush






tpbm want to join me and kk in a threesome!!!
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Chelty
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I seemed to scare everyone off!!!









tpbm is very scared of me, more than they hate the boogey moster!!!!
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Whoami?
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Errr yes actually. You scare the hell out of me. :blush



The person below me.... wants to lend/give me £500.
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Kippa
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In exchange for your 360 an all the games, sure!!




TPBM still has no idea how to use the computer mouse.
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GO!
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I was just getting the hang of the mouse when it started decomposing and made the mouse pad all smelly.







TPBM thought that was a bit below par for GO!
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Chelty
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I feel ashamed of you go!!!













tpbm is happy to lend me their car.
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Kingkeano
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I don't have a car

TPBM is an aussie
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rubecula
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Not with my accent I ain't.

TPBM thinks a fish and chips with mushy peas is the ONLY meal for a Friday night. (Saturday is Curry of course)
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Kippa
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Followed by a sunday serving of seafood. :jol

TPBM collects rotton peaches..
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Rabbit21
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Hey you have your hobbies, I have mine.



TPBM Loves the red stuff.
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rubecula
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RED STUFF? :shock :shock :shock

:rude Take that back now. :angry

TPBM will comfort me by throwing blue paper towels at me.
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Chelty
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I hate it when your angry!!!! So I will do!!!!










tpbm resembles a pair of breasts
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rubecula
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Been called a bit of a t*t before, but never a pair of them.

The person below me wears a kilt and a sporran.
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Chelty
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Oh aye and I like to drink a very strong walt whiskey!!!!













tpbm owns a ferret for a pet
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rubecula
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I have the flat cap, but the ferret has to be saved up for. I did try to steal a stoat from a zoo but smuggling it out down my trousers was a bit hair raising. I still have nightmares.


TPBM has a rash in a very odd place.
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Chelty
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How did you know?! Been watching me Rubes! :eyebrow











tpbm has never had a TV in their whole life!
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rubecula
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No not ever. Any idea whats on BBC1 tonight?

TPBM Hates computers and will never use one.
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Kingkeano
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Thats a bit hard innit?

TPBM wants to eat muff this christmas
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