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Mal	Jun 22 2005, 06:40 PM
Leeds Lover Posts: 251 Group: Leeds United Member #11 Joined: June 4, 2005	Age / Gender: 33, Male or was that an either/or question sort of scenario? Location: Yorkshire. Star Sign: The one coming over t'snake pass from Scumchester back into God's country. Either that or Aquarius. Sexuality: Billy Bragg sang that didn't he? Apart from that I'm straight, not curly as that's far too elaborate. Profession: My favourite one would have to be Bill Beaumont on Question of Sport, or an employee of Britain's biggest landline provider. Marital Status: I think Bill's still married, whereas I am living in sin with FMM. Perfect Partner: Bill likes a pint of mild, whereas I would go for someone who could get me home after a few beers. So my dream partner would be Floella Benjamin driving a taxi. My Interests: I like pointing at dandelions on Tuesdays, the rest of the week I drill holes into David Beckham's security fencing hoping to one day catch skeletor smiling without trying too hard. In My Own Words: Boiled onions should never be gift wrapped in anything other than cling-film...or a jam jar. Your Favourite Food: Cactus fat and Caribou cup-a-soup Music: They're from Leeds aren't they, but not a patch on Metallica. TV Show: Monkey Author: I ain't got a clue who wrote it, some Japanese bloke I think. Movie: No it was only a TV series, and now a book apparently according to your questions. Night Club / Bar: I know this one, it has to be the Scabby Taps in Leeds. Animal: He got sacked as a bouncer and moved onto pastures new. I think it's Alan who works the door there now, apart from Thursdays and alternate Mondays when he's replaced with an electrolux fridge. Place: Can you not spell fisch? Colour: White every time. That last question was better, why did you have to revert to making my mind wander on the others? Is that ok?


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