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Your Fellow Posters…well, Whatd’yaknow?
Topic Started: Jun 23 2006, 08:03 AM (617 Views)
wantaway Jun 23 2006, 08:03 AM Post #1
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Disgraced former Tory Pier of Weston-Super-Mare
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 Simple exercise. Pick a person that posts and give a summary of what you know/think you know about them. But. if like me you have a memory like a goldfish and an uncaring attitude, just make it up as you go along.
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Glenny Jun 23 2006, 08:06 AM Post #2
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Let's see what you could have won...
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 Wanters:

The Saviour of Weston-super-Mare. Retired porn star. Multi trillionaire. Owns two fish, a sheep and a donkey. Wears waders every third Sunday.
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wantaway Jun 23 2006, 08:13 AM Post #3
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 Glenny (or Glenda…we still are yet to know the truth). Plays bass because he is not good -ooking enough to play the drums or the tambourine. Lives at home with ‘Aunite’ Nora (she’s not his auntie, but the cover story is still just about holding up). Denied the right to represent Britain at the world arse shaking championships by incorrectly filing in application form. Floats like a humble-pie, strings out on peas.

9 kids, 4 wives, 3 cats and more floam than any many should rightly call his own.
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Glenny Jun 23 2006, 08:23 AM Post #4
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Let's see what you could have won...
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 so close Wanters...
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yelo Jun 23 2006, 09:01 AM Post #5
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I've arrived. Finally.
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 I'd be too good at this seeing as I keep notes on everyone.
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wantaway Jun 23 2006, 09:02 AM Post #6
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 Playing bum notes again?
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yelo Jun 23 2006, 09:26 AM Post #7
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I've arrived. Finally.
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 I build up psychological profiles you see, just like Cracker.

Now then, Wantaway...

tall, hygiene obsessive, hates cats, scared of bungalows.

Likes: fountains and motorbikes. Uneasy about gravel.

Probably lives in swanky loft apartment with pet bats, dreams of world domination. Plays harpsichord.
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wantaway Jun 23 2006, 09:46 AM Post #8
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 Yelo, the Maximum Costa coffee

Baby-faced radio 1 obsessive, lives in a menagerie with 3 kids (donner, blitzen and L’il G) and his wifelets. Whimpers endlessly at inability to find a pair of trousers that do justice to svelte like figure whilst covering the deformity he has had since birth.

Schooled in the jungle, raised by Kittens, Yelo is the modern day Dr Doo-little. He does very little, he breaks, he twists, he is damp, humpy and very very lumpy.

Lives in Torquay. Misread map on way to Torbay and has had to change all the road signs in the town (else his children discover the fool they have for a father).

Cleverererer than he lets on…constantly letting off.
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yelo Jun 23 2006, 12:35 PM Post #9
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 Very good, very close.

Glenny: Likes fast women, fast cars, cigars and rock-climbing. Likes to live life close to the edge but not too close due to his fear of edges.

Enjoys pantomimes, bigamy and anything licourice. Hates pie-crusts and non-conformist haircuts.

Lives in his battered old VW on the A56 just outside Aylesbury. Wears fake plastercasts to get sympathy from ladies.
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Glenny Jun 23 2006, 12:41 PM Post #10
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 not bad at all my good man. And as for you:

Yelo: Obsessive compulsive darts player, with a penchant for hob-nob biscuits and music by Chubby Checker.
Once set up a sanctuary for abandoned armadillos, but was eventually pulled due to lack of government funding.
Is currently trying to extend the English Riviera to include Weston-super-Mare.
Likes goats milk cheese (but only on a Thursday).
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yelo Jun 23 2006, 12:48 PM Post #11
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 Owlie, as I'm sure we all suspected, is actually a man. 54 year old Bernard Cummings from cleethorpes to be precise. His hobbies include pigeons, reading the Racing Post and scratching his big hairy arse.

The witchcraft he learnt whilst growing up in Papa New Guinea, however, helps him to appear to the outside world as a beauuuutiful laydeee.
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yelo Jun 23 2006, 01:59 PM Post #12
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 Ian From Doncaster

Lock up your daughters, sisters, aunties, mothers, grandmothers, pets, electrical appliances, water melons etc. because Ian's in town, and you can be sure that his constant involuntary humping will catch up with something sooner or later.

Ian , when not fucking something or other, likes to ride his bike, play on his space-hopper and scrump apples from Revd. Anthony Charleston's garden. Ian is a constant thorn in Rev. Charlestons side.
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wantaway Jun 23 2006, 01:59 PM Post #13
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 Ian from Doncaster – Not called Ian, not from Doncaster. Former Porn star and punch and Judy man. ‘Not Ian’ was the former ruler of Chad but was replaced after a number of written warnings from HR about computer misuse. Handicapped by the inability to remember the name of the capital city of his country he was glad to leave and soon found work elsewhere driving fellow old people to distraction for MI5.

Waspish in manner, gluttonous in all things. This beast of a man enjoys pottery, the arts, spare parts and spits and starts. He has no reserve price and you can buy him now for 18 sheckles.
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wantaway Jun 23 2006, 02:00 PM Post #14
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 yelo...spooky....
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wantaway Jun 23 2006, 02:07 PM Post #15
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 VBM – B is for brains…well it is in many cases but not here. This mountain of human endeavour comes alive to the sound of music. Once suspected of being infected by inter-web-worms. he was locked in a cupboard by his mother until he had finished a bottle of dettox.

Current whereabouts are unknown. Marital status is classified. He can cut grass but won’t get out of bed for les than a tenner. He will get into bed for less than a pint.

Stocky midfielder type. Carling optima rating of PG (features some scenes of slight peril)
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