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| Topic Started: Jun 23 2006, 08:03 AM (616 Views) | |
| Barton | Jul 3 2006, 02:17 PM Post #31 |
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Well then resisting the temptation to say that all my fellow posters are in fact Clive I'll have a go: Yelo: Diminutive ex-US marine stranded somewhere off the M6 near Telford, he gets his kicks by tempting local schoolchildren into health centres with the promise of a career in show business. Famous in the local area for refusing to believe in the existence of goldfish. Once romanticly linked with General Pinochet. Wantaway: Washed up former actor who once had a controlling interest in ICI. His acting roles dried up when it was discovered he couldn't handjive. As a result his bitterness has now become his dominant characteristic and he spends his days sending letters of complaint to local councils the length and breadth of the country (with the exception of Weston-Super-Mare's who he thinks are doing a bang up job). Famously turned down the job of Foreign Secretary in John Major's government. Glenny: 87 year old donkey salesman from Great Missenden. Claims to have invented the toothpick. Spent the best part of half a century trying to discover a cure for the common cold, but gave up claiming it was beneath him. Once had a job as a part time fence post. |
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| CRAZY_STAG_IN_DERBY | Jul 3 2006, 02:44 PM Post #32 |
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Just spotted this, and forwarded it onto my lawyer..! :clapping: :rofl: :clapping: :rofl: :clapping: :rofl: :clapping: |
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| Barton | Jul 3 2006, 02:47 PM Post #33 |
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Owlie: Banned in 49 of America's 50 states this former Miss Kirby Misperton spent a large part of her youth in a wheelie bin outside Kings Cross Station. Renowned for her scone making abilities it is rumoured she once applied for asylum in Armenia. These days she spends most of her time making lists of people she'd like to have a cup of tea with. Was one of the original signatories of the Magna Carta Ian from Doncaster: Coined the term, "C'est la vie," on a day trip to Frome in Somerset. Had a 7 year liaison with a Henry Hoover and can fit four whelks in his belly button. Wrote the second half of James Joyce's Ulysses. His claim to fame is that he once sold a pear to Lenny Bennett. Jon Daly: Famed nettle enthusiast from deepest darkest Peak District. His 47 stone frame struggles to make it more than 2 miles on a trailer without spontaneouslu combusting so he spends most ofhis life making patchwork quilts in his bedroom with his Auntie Florence. In the 1984 Tour De France he stopped 6 times to pick daisys from the roadside. |
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| JonDaly | Jul 6 2006, 11:20 AM Post #34 |
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EXCUSE ME Mr Finkerton. The Daly frame is not a pound over 46 stone and three quarters. Is that the threat of legal action from Terry Smith & Co Solicitors I hear hurtling towards you at the combined speed of Drewe Broughton and Owlie when the kebab shop shouts last orders ? Yes I think it is |
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| JonDaly | Jul 6 2006, 11:34 AM Post #35 |
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Anyway Barton Finkerton Finkerton is often referred to as 'Funky Finky' after his uncontrollable habit of breaking into a funky dance everytime he hears Colonel Abrahams 1986 hit single ' Trapped ' blaring out of the stereo of his 1974 brown Lada riva 1.6l estate. An avid collector of Eldorado memorabilia Barton often travels to Doncaster for the twice monthly Eldorado Yearly Underpantweareres Party or EY UP as the Flat Cap wearing ferret bothering dirt eatin Down t'pit Yorkshire folk say. Barton says his bestest ever piece of Eldorado memorabilia is a jock strap worn by Marcus Tandy before he became manager of Earls Park. On Thursday evenings Barton sniffs the aforementioned jock strap sometimes in the company of Marcus Tudgay |
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| owlie | Jul 6 2006, 03:43 PM Post #36 |
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tudgay injured his toe at a bbq recently........ there was no mention of jock straps........ |
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| Valley Parader | Jul 6 2006, 06:33 PM Post #37 |
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Rach More known as Sophie Neveu, a gifted French cryptologist, university student at Royal Holloway and grandfather of the famous Jacques Sauniere. Now Rach is the keeper of the Holy Grail where she, Robert Langdon and Leigh Teabing look for the truth of The Holy Grail. |
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| Glenny | Jul 7 2006, 08:10 AM Post #38 |
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i think we're getting a bit too in-depth here... It's obvious to me what all the answers are: Yelo: failed ballerina Wanters: tea shop attendant's wife Finky: last surviving man to work in a Belfast boatyard VBM: Northern Soul pioneer Owlie: MI5 agent Dunce: helicopter crash specialist CSI: private detective Valley Parader: Jimmy Saville Rach: Rudolf Nuryev |
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| Barton | Jul 7 2006, 08:15 AM Post #39 |
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Last surviving? Harland and Wolff's (Belfast's famous shipyard and builder of the Titanic) last ship to date was the MV Anvil Point, a Ro-Ro freighter built for use by the Royal Fleet Auxiliary, with hire to civilian contractors when the ship is not needed. The ship, built under sub-contract from German shipbuilders Flensburger, was launched in 2003. Has there since been a mass cull I'm not aware of? Here' Sampson and Goliath:  |
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| Glenny | Jul 7 2006, 08:26 AM Post #40 |
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Let's see what you could have won...
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if you're the last surviving, there must've been... |
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| wantaway | Jul 7 2006, 08:34 AM Post #41 |
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I wanna be Sir Jim......not some scone makers bitch |
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| Glenny | Jul 7 2006, 08:56 AM Post #42 |
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sorry Wanters... we're all married to our choices now - you quite literally so! |
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| Valley Parader | Jul 30 2006, 11:32 PM Post #43 |
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Jimmy Saville :lol: :lol: :clapping: |
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| Glenny | Jul 31 2006, 10:21 PM Post #44 |
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Let's see what you could have won...
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always happy to please VP |
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| Valley Parader | Aug 2 2006, 02:21 AM Post #45 |
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OI!!! :lol: |
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