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Yelo's Job; What it be?
Topic Started: Jul 3 2006, 04:16 PM (778 Views)
Barton	Jul 3 2006, 04:16 PM Post #1
Sex God Posts: 2,875 Group: Chester City Member #17 Joined: June 6, 2005	Says in his profile we wouldn't believe it. Is he Santa Claus then? The Easter Bunny? The Tooth Fairy? Bernard Breslaw's Crevice cleaner? What's he do folks? Guess right here.



owlie	Jul 3 2006, 04:19 PM Post #2
Good Poster Posts: 4,752 Group: Sheffield Wednesday Member #23 Joined: June 8, 2005	meerkat barber. john cravens fluff remover, not to be confused with john cravens fluffer. mango handler collector of people called kenneth.



Barton	Jul 3 2006, 04:24 PM Post #3
Sex God Posts: 2,875 Group: Chester City Member #17 Joined: June 6, 2005	A peas soup strainer perhaps? Or maybe he knits teabags. Oh where is the Devonian Sheep Worrier to put us out of our misery?



owlie	Jul 3 2006, 04:43 PM Post #4
Good Poster Posts: 4,752 Group: Sheffield Wednesday Member #23 Joined: June 8, 2005	professional uncle ben impersonator rice mule. carries rice illegally across the welsh border. mainly basmati. inventing a new type of pant, called the p-front.



Rach	Jul 3 2006, 06:46 PM Post #5
Little Miss Cheeky Posts: 22,574 Group: Northampton Town Member #15 Joined: June 4, 2005	I think he's a mad scientist that specialises in knowing about monkeys



yelo	Jul 3 2006, 06:52 PM Post #6
I've arrived. Finally. Posts: 3,716 Group: Torquay United Member #77 Joined: April 9, 2006	ha ha ha ha, they're all good. But way off. WAAAAY off.



Rach	Jul 3 2006, 06:54 PM Post #7
Little Miss Cheeky Posts: 22,574 Group: Northampton Town Member #15 Joined: June 4, 2005	you're a snowman? a spy? a conman?



Barton	Jul 4 2006, 01:15 PM Post #8
Sex God Posts: 2,875 Group: Chester City Member #17 Joined: June 6, 2005	Blacksmith? Self Employed Comb Salesman? Makes the lids of smarties? Torquay Tour Bus Operator (hence all the time on his hands to post here)?



Glenny	Jul 4 2006, 01:37 PM Post #9
Let's see what you could have won... Posts: 2,211 Group: Wycombe Wanderers Member #63 Joined: December 12, 2005	I think he's in charge of deciding how much onion goes into each jar of coleslaw. or possibly growing seaweed in a controlled climate to drop into the sea at Weston.



Barton	Jul 4 2006, 01:43 PM Post #10
Sex God Posts: 2,875 Group: Chester City Member #17 Joined: June 6, 2005	Chocolate teapot maybe?



Glenny	Jul 4 2006, 01:46 PM Post #11
Let's see what you could have won... Posts: 2,211 Group: Wycombe Wanderers Member #63 Joined: December 12, 2005	chocolate fire guard?



Barton	Jul 4 2006, 01:48 PM Post #12
Sex God Posts: 2,875 Group: Chester City Member #17 Joined: June 6, 2005	Box of matches on a windy day?



Glenny	Jul 4 2006, 02:07 PM Post #13
Let's see what you could have won... Posts: 2,211 Group: Wycombe Wanderers Member #63 Joined: December 12, 2005	a lighter in a diver's pocket?



wantaway	Jul 4 2006, 02:08 PM Post #14
Disgraced former Tory Pier of Weston-Super-Mare Posts: 1,341 Group: Bristol Rovers Member #80 Joined: April 20, 2006	Recon he is a teacher, or a hamster. Some kind of smart-arse anyway.



Glenny	Jul 4 2006, 02:20 PM Post #15
Let's see what you could have won... Posts: 2,211 Group: Wycombe Wanderers Member #63 Joined: December 12, 2005	why does he need a smart-arse job to be a smart-arse?



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