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| Yelo's Job; What it be? | |
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| Topic Started: Jul 3 2006, 04:16 PM (780 Views) | |
| yelo | Jul 12 2006, 04:26 PM Post #91 |
I've arrived. Finally.
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I am surprised no-one has mentioned The Arts; Dance, Theatre, Poetry Surprised and disappointed. |
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| owlie | Jul 12 2006, 04:31 PM Post #92 |
Good Poster
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wanty told me your ballet career was cut tradegically short, by that blister in the shape of nannette newman, which was the result of a nasty leotard chaff? |
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| wantaway | Jul 12 2006, 09:38 PM Post #93 |
Disgraced former Tory Pier of Weston-Super-Mare
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<puts beeswax to one side and stops tuning his instrument> owlie, much of what I say on here is in jest. However all the stuff I told you about yelo and my photoshop collection of pictures of him in tutus was in confidence. I am shocked at you for revealing all. I feel a fool now. Yelo...you..?the arts..? <snigger>. Head of a torquay girls school art department is the closest I'd guess. 666th post....and it sucked. Juicy Sacks to you all |
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| owlie | Jul 12 2006, 09:41 PM Post #94 |
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Good Poster
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forgive me, it was temporarily insane m'lord... normal service is now resumed, and i'd like to suggest yelo is infact bernard matthews. |
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| dunce | Jul 12 2006, 09:47 PM Post #95 |
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SO WHAT!!
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Almost right,Owlie.Yelo is a cock washer for BM.He washes any cock he can find and loves every minute of it. ;) |
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| Clive Tyldesley | Jul 13 2006, 11:35 AM Post #96 |
Active Member
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I thought Yelo was a pheasant Plucker, or was that his dad. Maybe he counts the chickens before they have hatched? |
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| Glenny | Jul 13 2006, 12:14 PM Post #97 |
Let's see what you could have won...
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Blu-Tak tester? |
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| wantaway | Jul 14 2006, 02:19 PM Post #98 |
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Disgraced former Tory Pier of Weston-Super-Mare
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He gave it away today…He is a Snake Charmer. Do snakes eat monkeys? |
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| Barton | Jul 14 2006, 03:24 PM Post #99 |
Sex God
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I'm sure some do. Tigers hypnotise monkeys you know, and mongooses hypnotise snakes. You never see that on Paul McKenna though. |
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| Glenny | Jul 16 2006, 09:24 PM Post #100 |
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Let's see what you could have won...
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because Paul McKenna's rubbish? |
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| wantaway | Jul 20 2006, 10:19 AM Post #101 |
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Disgraced former Tory Pier of Weston-Super-Mare
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you take that back.... |
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| Glenny | Jul 20 2006, 12:03 PM Post #102 |
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Let's see what you could have won...
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no way. Make me. |
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